Output: One rugby ball.
Input: One large chocolate milkshake, one carton of French fries, one loosely-packed meat patty. Setting: very fine.
edited 6th Jun '10 2:48:14 PM by KarlzBelena
we are not the same you will hear my voice
^ Wut.
Output: One (1) large cup filled with a thick liquid with the consistency of a milkshake. Cup has waht appears to be the logo of an unknown organization and writing in an alphabet unknown to current humans. Analysis shows that the liquid contains all nutritional content a human needs for one week.
Input: A bag of corn chips
Setting: Coarse
Output: Four fresh ears of corn and a cup of oily liquid, composition unknown. The former has been deemed safe for human consumption; the latter has been deemed unsafe.
Input: One 24-count box of Crayola crayons. Setting: coarse.
we are not the same you will hear my voice
RM/8
An unrecognizable blob of wax.
Knights In The Nightmare, Riviera The Promised Land, Yggdra Union, and a Dept Heaven World Guide. Setting: Fine.
"Only now, after being besieged by a flock of talking ponies, did he really understand what he'd lost. "
COARSE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
Output: A CD of an unknown brand. When put into a computer, a bullet-hell shooter of fantastic quality starts up.
Input: A pot with 5 flower seeds and dirt in it
Setting: Fine
Defiler of Shops
Output: A small garden with 5 tulips.
Input: 1x one (1) liter bottle of Sprite
Soul is ugly.
RM/8
Nothing happens. You forgot to specify a setting.
On 1:1, though: A bottle of Sierra Mist.
(^^Oh? Then how? Also, only one of those games even has Bullet Hell elements.)
A black hoodie reading "Montage". Setting: Fine.
"Only now, after being besieged by a flock of talking ponies, did he really understand what he'd lost. "
The Magical Fruitbasket
Output: The exact same jacket. When tested, jacket shown to be extremely resistant to damage.
Input: One NERF pistol loaded with generic NERF bullets
Setting: Very Fine
Game Master
Output: An automatic NERF brand toy gun. When fired, the darts travel over two-hundred (200) Meters. Unlike other NERF guns, it can fire without cocking or pumping. Still non-lethal.
Note: This is awesome, and I'm keeping it. -Dr. Clef
Input: One copy of Fate Stay Night
Setting: 1:1
TVTropes Nuzlocke Thread. - Arceus Help Us All.
The Magical Fruitbasket
Output: A graphic choose-your-own-adventure novel.
Input: One piece of KFC's chicken spice.
Setting: Coarse
Notes: Finally, we shall know those 11 herbs and spices! MUAHHAHAHAHAHAH! -Dr. Andronuts
Defiler of Shops
Output: 11x (eleven) cats, all Tabbies.
Note: Never eating at KFC ever again. - Dr. Reecer
Input: Those 11 cats.
Setting: Fine.
Soul is ugly.
The Magical Fruitbasket
Output: A very large Tiger. Fur pattern revealed to be similar to that of a Tabby. Sent to a wildlife preserve.
Input: Dr. Freeman's crowbar
Setting: Very Fine
Notes: Oh come on! I just got it back! -Dr. Freeman
Self-proclaimed Liar
Output: One crowbar, of identical make. It does not appear to have any changes in structure. Output was returned to Dr. Freeman, after which [REDACTED]
Input:
-Dr. ████████ personal music player.
Setting: Very Fine
edited 6th Jun '10 5:33:53 PM by Gourmetknife
You liar.
Game Master
^^ Output: No changes have been made save for a stain-proof coating.
Note: Well that proves my theory that thing couldn't be any more awesome -Dr. Herndon
^ A music player that induces extreme elation and occasional sexual arousal in humans.
Input: Pair of headphones
Setting: Fine
edited 6th Jun '10 5:31:40 PM by lockonlockon
TVTropes Nuzlocke Thread. - Arceus Help Us All.
The Magical Fruitbasket
Output: The same music player. When turned on, a hologram of the band playing it appeared and started a live show. Reported as "bitching, but why did it have to be Justin Bieber"
Output: Set of earbuds with an eyepiece. Eyepiece grants total awareness of the environment where the sound is heard.
Input: Dr. Sullivan's Diamond Ring
Setting: Rough
I appear to be having a little SCP-914 fight with my many different doctors. Freeman's getting revenge for Sullivan putting his crowbar in the SCP
edited 6th Jun '10 5:34:45 PM by Eatdembeanz
Self-proclaimed Liar
Output: A melted pile of Gold slag, with a diamond on top. Dr. Sullivan was quite disappointed with the results.
Input:
-One webcam.
Setting: None, as it appears Dr. ████████ did not specify one. Idiot.
edited 6th Jun '10 5:47:17 PM by Gourmetknife
You liar.
Output: Nothing. You didn't put a setting on.
Input: A printed copy of Half-Life: Full Life Consequences. Setting: 1:1.
we are not the same you will hear my voice
Output: A printed copy of Batman: Nemesis Fight.
Input: One (1) suit 14th century plate armour, One (1) radio-controlled toy helicopter. Setting: Very Fine.
edited 6th Jun '10 5:55:57 PM by SullenFrog
The Danse Macabre Codex
Output: What appears to be a set of powered armor, complete with jetpack, constructed out 14th century materials.
Input: A frozen piece of SCP-999. Setting: Coarse.
Self-proclaimed Liar
Output^^: One pile of waste materials. Beside it was a miniature helicopter, apparently covered in a type of armor made of unknown materials. When turned on, it deployed [REDACTED] and killed several of the researchers in the area before being subdued with an EMP Device.
Output: Several smaller pieces of the input. Upon further Examination, it appears that they all represent a different component that made up SCP-999. All researchers agreed it was "delicious", propmtly before experiencing a euphoric state. Further requests to repeat the experiment were denied.
Input:
One CD containing the Popular manga, Deathnote. One unmarked, black notebook.
Setting: Fine
edited 6th Jun '10 6:06:13 PM by Gourmetknife
You liar.
Output: One (1) digital notebook with the title of "Deathpad," complete with stylus. Writing the name of a subject known to the notebook's wielder causes the subject to experience intense heartburn for 130 seconds. Confiscated by Dr. Batrachius to prevent misuse.
Input: One copy Knights Of The Old Republic II: the Sith Lords (XBOX), One (1) handheld flashlight. Setting: Very Fine.
The Danse Macabre Codex
Game Master
Output: A cylindrical object about 54 cm long, with a button on the side. When pressed, a blade of green energy is emitted form the hilt, has been shown to cut through all ordinary metals.
Note: Keeping this too. -Dr. Clef
Input: A nintendo Gameboy with a copy of Pokemon: Blue version in it.
Setting: Fine.
TVTropes Nuzlocke Thread. - Arceus Help Us All.
Output: a Game Boy Advance with a copy of Pokemon:Sea Blue, which was never actually released. Testing has shown the battery life to be three times longer than normal, and the player obtains a Level 5 shiny Mew after their first save.
Confiscated by Dr. Batrachius for...personal reasons.
Input: one copy of James Cameron's Avatar. setting: rough.
edited 6th Jun '10 6:40:43 PM by SullenFrog
The Danse Macabre Codex
Self-proclaimed Liar
Output: A shredded mass in 3 dimensions.Some Researchers reported it was better than the actual movie, others reported it was not.
Input:
One Victorian Style Type Writer
Setting: Very Fine
"Dibs on output!" -Dr. ████████
edited 6th Jun '10 6:46:38 PM by Gourmetknife
You liar.
Output- One (1) large hammer similair in design to that belonging to The Mighty Thor. When swung, it always destroys what it hits, and ominous thunder can be heard in the distance.
Input: One american football.
Setting: Very Fine