Vote is No
Was it the pink Unicorn if so that chick gets AROUND.
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Responsible adult
No, I think it was the robot one.
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
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The robot unicorn? Man, Pegasus is going to be pissed.
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Night Clerk of the Apacalypse.
Well fuck dont go into the basement then the Unicorn will be pissed. I mean after all that went on down there.
Who watches the watchmen?
(srahc 84) eltit
Freezair, I hate to say this, but...there was no cranberry juice.
I guess it is.
Well, there's a fishtank in one particular room with a pangolin
, and it really wants to get out. Poor thing...I wonder who put it there? I think I'll take it home when this whole damn mess is over.
Oh crap, what was that outside the window? I looked like some kind of giant naked mole rat! I'm going to find its burrow and deal with the problem, if only I could remember where I left my shotgun...
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Gerald Zosewater
The real cranberry juice was inside you all along.
Ruining everything forever.
Night Clerk of the Apacalypse.
I think I found your shotgun but its covered in somethings guts? Hey are these zombie bits? Where are the zombies?
Who watches the watchmen?We must have successfully killed them all! Incredible!
...I certainly hope we killed them. I am not in the mood for a zombie apocalypse right now. Maybe Slender Man did it for us after he decided he didn't like the nearby pizza. But I have no idea why he would be so charitable.
But anyway, thanks for the shotgun, I'll just clean it off now...
edited 18th Apr '10 6:34:05 PM by frog753
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Responsible adult
B-b-but... then what did I...
...Oh... oh GOD!
The cran... and the oatmeal... and the berry...
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
Gerald Zosewater
Oh yeah, the oatmeal.
I can explain the oatmeal, but we'll need to sit down for a while. It's a long story.
Ruining everything forever.
Night Clerk of the Apacalypse.
Apparently thats not all you did! Did you see that tape. Wow just wow you can do that? Cleared the pit just like that.
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The pit was being used for something else. I saw the guy run away from digging it.
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Man. Not only was the "juice" tampered with, but the burritos, too? Geez! Was nothing sacred?
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
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At least they didn't touch the chaos casserole.
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Responsible adult
Good thing too. I know what went into that one: Hedgehog meat.
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
Night Clerk of the Apacalypse.
My god what have we done...howd he get in anyways what happened to the bouncer?
Who watches the watchmen?
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Oh, he took off with one of the girls. Said something about needing fifteen crossbows. At least somebody was having fun that night.
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Vote is No
Why was rosie o'donnell there and who was doing body shots off of her?
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Just a teapot
I the door to door sales man was...I think. I was distracted by the dog so I'm not sure.
edited 20th Apr '10 2:26:22 PM by Liisiko
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Gerald Zosewater
Hey guys.
I ran into some trouble at the airport. Can anyone tell me why I keep setting off the metal detector or why I'm on the no-fly list?
Ruining everything forever.
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That involves an extremely unusual story involving a giraffe, a cigar-smoking Xenomorph big city newspaper editor, and wire hangers, most of which I don't remember.
An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Responsible adult
You know what, Gelzo... You're probably better off not knowing.
*whisper* See? I TOLD you we needed to hire a better surgeon!
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
Dunno but I swear I saw Cthulu sipping banana daiquiri with a unicorn in the closet.
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