The noodle incident

Never mind him, whatever the hell happened to Caroline? Y'know, the one who always held that weird stick?

She was abducted by ancient aliens and an sentient planet.

The sentient plant was in league with the dwarven biker gang.

You mean the Marauding Munchkins? Don't let them hear you call them dwarven, unless you want a nasty ankle bite.

I thought they went for the butt cheeks? Though maybe that's because I yelled at one for swindling me once, but hey, it's possible.

Hey, don't look at me. I'm not the one who couldn't distinguish between lilac and lavender.

To be fair, They do look the same, especially after that failed experiment I saw one of them preform.

That wasn't an experiment, that was a study. There's a difference. Look, who's the scientist here: me, or that albino hobo we found in Copenhagen?

Both, actually. The albino, whose name was, ironically, Al Byno, was a neurosurgeon. Too bad he lost it all in the great crash of 2019.

...how do you know that? We're still in 2018...

You don't remember out time travel adventures....Oh right it all started because you were accidentally erased from existence.

It was my fault guys, I really needed that pencil...

Didn't we get that from that store down the block? You know, the one where we did the fork thing?

Yeah, but what about the garbage disposal?

Who was it that tried to put the time portal in the garbage disposal... or did someone try to put the garbage disposal in the time portal?

We've been over this. The garbage disposal WAS the time portal. At least until that photograph of Billie Piper fell in there. Now it's a Sarlacc pit.

That picture frame would've fit perfectly with that picture. Too bad it was thrown in that dryer.

Right that was my Fault. But in my defense I went Unsane, and started to interact with lower...or was it higher? planes of reality, I have no idea what the Shadow I left behind did while I was down the rabbit hole. He didn't do anything else too crazy right?

No, just adjusted the picture frame a bit.

Hey, it's not Paradox's fault, remember? It was the Ditto that took Paradox's place for a week while they were stuck in the Speedforce.

Speedforce? Are they the ones who did "Through the Fire and Flames" while walking through fire and flames?

No, that was the Fire Nation. But they ARE the ones who did a techno cover of "And I Ran" by Flock of Seagulls.

With actual seagulls... techno seagulls... half the world went unsane when that hit the charts.

I ran from a flock of seagulls once... So far away...into Dire Straits. Some guy kept telling me he needed to install a microwave oven. What for?

For the money, of course. Still not sure about his van, though.