Cosmic Interference

Carys: "   Void's… new avatar?   "

Suddenly, something huge flies through the portal!

Carys: "   Oh… shit… looks like there's going to be an even bigger party than I planned. Hey, Bortech, you comin'?   "

Of course…

Edited by GeneralGigan on Sep 3rd 2022 at 3:47:38 PM

Oh yeah, h-WOAH, WHAT IS THAT?

Triangle is looking at the big thing that just flew through the portal.

Edited by CardboardBot on Sep 3rd 2022 at 10:46:58 PM

And look, here comes our first new minion…

The huge creature◊ is flying around in the skies, and people are panicking over its appearance. Clearly there's never been an incident where a 5,9 m creature was flying above Shinairan airspace.

???:    * roars viciously *   

A few people faint in horror. One hits his head against the handle of a spear on a table, causing it to get launched upwards and fall, piercing him through the left shoulder.

It's been a while since I've seen one of those kinds of creatures. This one must be pretty chaotic because it already caused a dude to hurt himself just by showing up. Should we catch it? Also, Carys, do you wanna hear about Void's new avatar right now or later after this is over?

Should we handle this thing ourselves or should we let the Cerberus take care of it?

Surprisingly, the creature responds by using telepathy to communicate!

???:    (PUNY INSIGNIFICANT PEOPLE! BEGONE FROM THIS LAND LEST YOU BECOME MY BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER!)   

More people are screaming and panicking. Except for a little girl in a cute red dress, black tights, and black shoes. She has short brown hair and dull blue eyes. As though stuck in a Thousand-Yard Stare with Dull Eyes of Unhappiness.
Suddenly, another portal opens up in the sky and a plane flies through the air, blanketing the kingdom with tear gas. Carys jumps out of the plane and casually glides down to Triangle and Vortech.

Carys: "   Alright, now's your chance to go into the Realm Kingdom castle and steal the black bird statue, Triangle. You do… whatever it is you wanna do, Bortech. Me, I have some business with a princess.   "
???:    (IMPUDENT PEOPLE IN THE METAL BIRD! YOU THINK THIS WILL IMPEDE ME!? I'm a Steel-type, of course it won't affect me. BUT I ENJOY WATCHING INSIGNIFICANT PEOPLE SQUIRM, SO I SHALL ENJOY THIS!)   
Carys: "   Oh, fuck, that Stahlecatl is immune? Well, at least it's having fun, I guess. I'm off!   "

With that, Carys runs off into the direction of the castle. Gonna be going now, so g'night—

You heard her! Now’s the time to spread the legion’s reach forward!

Vortech heads on over to the castle!

(Luna is waiting for her sausages.)

I don't mind walking back home. I know the way there.

   I think they’re right… HERE!   

On the way home from TV Tropes Cafe with her string of sausages, Luna runs into SLO and Lowell, who had just finished fishing, but hasn't caught anything. Luna ran into them and they held her fast. SLO accuses Luna of stealing the sausages, but Luna says she didn't. SLO tells her to take the sausages back to see if Luna paid for them. She said she did, but was so nervous to get away from SLO that she ended up leaving the sausages behind. SLO grabs them and tells Lowell that they're going to cook the sausages at his house and the two leave. Hearing this, Luna followed them until she reached SLO's house. Lowell starts a fire to start cooking the sausages and Luna sees smoke coming from the chimney. Noticing some fishing rods the two left outside, Luna gets an idea and takes one of them and makes her way to the roof where the chimney is. Luna can smell the sausages cooking and set a hook on the fishing rod and unwound it down the chimney until it reached the frying pan the sausages were cooking in. Lowell put the sausages in the pan without cutting the string attaching them. SLO and Lowell were laying out the table so none of them noticed the hook on the frying pan. Luna manages to hook the sausages on and wound up the fishing line. Luna waited for them to cool before she could eat them. Luna hears a yell from Lowell down the chimney and listens. Lowell asks SLO where the sausages are, as they are not in the pan. SLO accuses Lowell for taking them, saying he touched them when SLO wasn't looking and asks Lowell where they are. Lowell replies that what he wants to know and tells SLO to put them back or else he'll beat him up. SLO shouted in rage and Luna can hear the two of them rumble around the kitchen, trying hit one another, all while causing pots, pans, chairs and the table overturns during the fight. After a while, SLO rushes out of his house with Lowell after him, running and both yelling and howling fit at each other. Luna enjoyed it all, eating her sausages as she did so. Finally the two came back to the house exhausted, hungry and sore, they saw Luna on the roof waving at them, telling them that she saved the sausage skins for them and tosses them down. Then Luna jumps down from the roof and quickly ran to the mansion as fast as her legs can carry her.

(Luna grabs the raw sausages with her mouth and put them on her shoulder.)

Well everyone, I'll see you later!

(Luna leaves TV Tropes Cafe and begin her way back to the mansion. But she notices SLO and Lowell coming towards her.)

(It's that guy again who tried to chase me! And Lowell is here as well...)

(Panicking, Luna ran right into SLO, falling to the ground.)

Uh... Hello there sir and hello Lowell! Nice day!

You again. I do hope you won't be trying another trick. Then I have the right to hunt.

SLO, please don't.

I'm not uh, what's your name?

(Naja finishes her dessert.)

Right, I survived eating that "masochist's meal" thing, so we eat free? At least that's what the menu said.

Her real name is Slobodanka.

LOWELL! SHUT UP!

So have the rest of Team Nox

Fine SLO it is. Anyways... You guys went fishing?

(Luna notices the fishing rods that they're holding.)

Caught anything?

We WOULD have if SLO didn't try to lure out fish with his VIOLIN!

They liked it, they just left to get a bigger audience!

So nothing huh? That's a shame...

(Trope is looking out the window.)

I’ll be back eventually, but I have this family reunion lunch thing now...

Team Nox waits for the check.

GN.

So nothing huh? That's a shame... At least I got some sausages for myself.

GN

Edited by AspenKarch on Sep 3rd 2022 at 10:49:03 AM

Triangle follows Carys.

In the castle, several people are trying to get out, but Carys just runs past them, ignoring them. At the throne room, one young woman, her fair skin tinted slightly purple, is lying on the ground, coughing up blood. Her long hair is brown, and her left eye is also brown, though her right eye is a dark blue instead. She is dressed in a sleeveless green dress reaching her ankles with matching high heels and earrings, and black shoulder-length gloves. Carys runs over to her and kicks her.

Carys: "   So how does it feel, Valkyrie? How does it feel to be weak and helpless?   "
Princess Whitney of Shinaire: "… p-please… d-don't…"

Carys kicks the princess again. The princess is clearly in agony.

Carys: "   Hmph. I hate Valkyries. The less there are, the better. Just keep breathing. This tear gas will kill you eventually.   "