Last Summer: A Murdergame

Just to clarify, if you don’t get a pm, you are a camper, right? Or no?

bro chill we are not finished

To answer your question Dookie, the campers also get role PMs.

Also, maps have been posted!

Just to let all of the players not in the Discord server know, I'm starting the game tomorrow afternoon.

no, custard

we are starting the game tomorrow afternoon

["State Anthem of the Soviet Union" is heard in the distance]

And the game begins...

The tall humanoid stands in front of the flagpole with an unsettling grin.

   Well! Seems like everyone showed up! No big surprise since I forced all of you here in some way or another, but whatever!   

They clap their hands together.

   Now that Jamie and I have introduced ourselves, it's your turn! Tell us your name and... you know what, nobody gives a shit about what you think is an interesting fact about you. What the hell is this, a corporate convention? ANYWAYS, introduce yourselves!   

Edited by CustardAndPie on Dec 12th 2020 at 4:00:13 AM

"Hello everyone! My name is Strawberry!"

She starts to nervously play with her hair.

   Very cool, Berryccino! Totally glad to have ya here!   

   Oh, one more thing!    the Counselor says, holding up a finger before rushing to a dilapidated cabin to the far left of the flagpole. They return with a metal baseball bat studded with nails.

   If you guys go too fast, I'll break your fucking knees   

   My name is Bulk Boooogan. I inject de droog into de veins.   

   Hey, drugs aren't cool, bro. Just say no, Bulk Bro-gan!   

"Please, don’t bash me that that."

"Howdy. All ya need to know about me is that I'm a sheriff. Don't y'all worry, though, I'm takin' a bit of a vacation."

   Woah, guys, we got a sheriff here! Let's give a big hand for our justice system!   

The lanky, purple-clad man with the pointed moustache glances around the camp in confusion.

"WAH! Where'd the Mushroom Kingdom go? This is not Waluigi's beautiful house! This is not Waluigi's beautiful wife! MY GOD, WHAT HAS WALUIGI DONE?"

"Hi, everybody. My name's Kennifer. And yeah, I know it's like, totally weird."

A man with an enormous spherical head speaks up. And then doesn't stop speaking.

Wait, you two mean to state a fact that this is not, in fact, the meeting for the Society Obscure to discuss important internal matters relating to the disappearance of two of our members and the tragic and unforeseen deaths of a number of others? I must say, this is quite an alarming situation! I must have taken that wrong turn somewhere in the forests. I assume I will be allowed to leave in peace, to get to my assigned meeting? If I must remain for the duration of whatever event is taking place in this locale, however, I shall indeed introduce myself. My name is General William Henry Harrison, also known as Tippecanoe. Also I am the president of the United States of America, so that too, is one of the things I have done in my life.

Greetings. I am Haruhi Suzumiya. I have no interest in ordinary humans. If any of you are aliens, time-travelers, espers, sliders, or any other supernatural or extraordinary figure, please join me. That is all.

Admittedly, Henry didn’t know why he had been called here. He was a strong engine, but not a very notable engine. Someone like Gordon or James or even Edward would be more suited for this, he thought.

Nonetheless, his driver pulled the lever, and he picked up steam and said hello.

“Hello, um, I’m Henry,” he chuffed. “Who might you be?”

   ...Mr. Harrison, did you not notice the barbed wire fence? Eh, whatever, you're stuck here now anyway.   

   Woah, slow down, bros! I don't got enough compliments for all of ya. All i gotta say is, your hair is super bodacious, Kennifer. Hoo, boy, this is gonna be a totally rad summer camp! Who's ready?   

Edited by madface7 on Dec 12th 2020 at 3:56:58 AM

......Yeah maybe this was a bad idea. Anyway, because I’m not in the mood for dying, I’m June, and I’m from here.

"..." The sheriff looked in his empty canteen. "What did I drink on the way over here? How in Sam Hill did a train appear all of a sudden?"

   OOH POOMP IT UP, THE NEEP-LAYS