Back by Unpopular Demand
"Oh......where am I?"
"A formerly abandoned space station, if that voice is correct."
Kuma appreciation gang
Well, a little fun never hurt no one.
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The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
"Then that means there are alien bastards to deal with. Let me at them."
Duke takes out his shotgun and pumps it.
I can't say goodbye to yesterday…
Semain Calm
A dark skinned being with lanky, uncanny arms and a basketball uniform, as well as some really nice sneakers, stands up.
"What the heck could this be?"
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
"Ughhhhhh..." -burp- "What the— Where the— who the— What the devil? Where the fuck am I?" -scratches his left buttcheek as he inspects his surroundings-
sick down from the bones to the other side
"Eh-vah?! Eee-vah-aaah! note " [Katana bounds over as close to the window as he can get and admires the stars.]
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
Back by Unpopular Demand
"Does anyone remember anything about where they were before this?"
Hello? Hello, hello?
"That's nice. ..wait. Are we at a space station?"
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
"All I remember is gettin' it on with two smokin' babes after killing some aliens."
I can't say goodbye to yesterday…
Kuma appreciation gang
Meat, do you know where we are?
Yeee-noaw.
Chadley, come in, Chadley.
PogChamp
...that doesn't help.
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Semain Calm
"Oh crud! My Bakidas sponsorship contract has very important rules for how I have to appear when traveling through space!"
The being begins switching out his basketball outfit to another, similar basketball outfit.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
"This is like that time where me and my brother were at a space station we stole from bunch of communist hippies. We both 'ad good times! Until some fuckbiscuit named Shepard killed me and my brother and stole it from us! Am I dead?"
-gets up, dusts off and reaches for his backpocket- "My whiskey's gone!"
Ruler of Everything
"This seems like a videogame I've must of played."
"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017
sick down from the bones to the other side
"Voi voy... Eh-vah ee-voh... note "
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
Hello? Hello, hello?
"Huh."
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
"Whatever. I can take this."
I can't say goodbye to yesterday…
"Where's the 'uckin' booze! Ah'm panickin' over here!"
"Wait—"
"Who the heck are you guys? What the fuck are you doing here? Did the GNOMES send you after me?"
Back by Unpopular Demand
"Who..are you guys? Maybe we should introduce each other."
sick down from the bones to the other side
Kuma appreciation gang
DON'T DON'T DON'T LEAVE US STRANDED HERE!
DON'T DON'T DON'T EVER DISAPPEAR!
YOU GOT A MESSAGE THROUGH THE STRATOSPHEEEEEEERE....
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The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
"I'm Duke Nukem. And I'm coming to get the rest of those alien bastards."
I can't say goodbye to yesterday…
Part-Time Omen of Death
"Well, this is... new. And not good. Ugh, my head is pounding..."
Stupid doomed timeline...
"I can deal with this. My old master was an alien."
Woke up real tired with the earth for a bed, don't remember nothing but the colors black and red...
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