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KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
sick down from the bones to the other side
wingedcatgirl I'm helping! from lurking (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
I'm helping!
#11252: Nov 23rd 2020 at 9:45:08 PM

Elise floats up and hovers in a corner. "I think I'll just watch. Monopoly is a hell game at the best of times."

Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#11253: Nov 23rd 2020 at 9:45:51 PM

   "SHUT THE FUCK UP DOCTOR! Fuck you! You made me lose my count! Now I'm gonna have to start all over again! [sigh.] One. Two. Three-"   

Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Nov 23rd 2020 at 12:46:09 PM

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#11254: Nov 23rd 2020 at 9:47:01 PM

If that fucking Doctor guy shows up again I'm setting his ass on fire

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#11256: Nov 23rd 2020 at 9:54:13 PM

   "Yeah, I agree! Fourteen, fifteen, sixteen..."    At this point, one can notice that Ikei is counting every single dot on the dice, not just the ones that land face up like he's supposed to.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
TheGeekArtist08 Hello? Hello, hello? from Hurricane, Utah (no not really) Since: Feb, 2020 Relationship Status: Married to the job
Hello? Hello, hello?
#11257: Nov 23rd 2020 at 9:56:36 PM

"Um, correct me if I'm wrong, but don't you just need to count the dots that landed face up..?"

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
sick down from the bones to the other side
#11258: Nov 23rd 2020 at 9:56:36 PM

[oh, we're going the speedrunners' route and counting every dot on the dice? count me in.] [Cutbug leans back with a satisfied smile on their face.]

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#11259: Nov 23rd 2020 at 9:59:33 PM

   "Okay, so that was 21 dots! I'm guessing I move that amount of spaces? Wait, Rebel, what did you say about face up?"   

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
TheGeekArtist08 Hello? Hello, hello? from Hurricane, Utah (no not really) Since: Feb, 2020 Relationship Status: Married to the job
Hello? Hello, hello?
#11260: Nov 23rd 2020 at 10:00:52 PM

"You just count the dots that face upwards. There's no need in counting all of them."

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
sick down from the bones to the other side
#11261: Nov 23rd 2020 at 10:02:12 PM

aww, but counting all of them makes the game go by way faster! considering the size of the board, I'd say it would be better to go faster.

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#11262: Nov 23rd 2020 at 10:03:04 PM

   "I mean, how many dice are there other than this one?"   

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
TheGeekArtist08 Hello? Hello, hello? from Hurricane, Utah (no not really) Since: Feb, 2020 Relationship Status: Married to the job
Hello? Hello, hello?
#11263: Nov 23rd 2020 at 10:04:37 PM

"Well, I guess if it means a quicker game especially with this board, we can do that, Cutbug."

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
wingedcatgirl I'm helping! from lurking (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
I'm helping!
#11264: Nov 23rd 2020 at 10:06:39 PM

"How about throw two dice and multiply them together?" Elise offers.

The vast majority of the possible throws would still be smaller than 21.

"Three, then."

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MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#11265: Nov 23rd 2020 at 10:07:24 PM

   "Yeah, I'll take 21! So..."    He moves the piece and lands on a square with Waluigi's face on it.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
TheGeekArtist08 Hello? Hello, hello? from Hurricane, Utah (no not really) Since: Feb, 2020 Relationship Status: Married to the job
Hello? Hello, hello?
#11267: Nov 24th 2020 at 6:06:18 AM

So, how did the game progressed?

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#11268: Nov 24th 2020 at 6:15:51 AM

   "...I have no idea, sorry."   

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
TheGeekArtist08 Hello? Hello, hello? from Hurricane, Utah (no not really) Since: Feb, 2020 Relationship Status: Married to the job
Hello? Hello, hello?
#11269: Nov 24th 2020 at 6:42:53 AM

Okie. [Tory then sat down nearby.]

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
PointMaid Since: Jun, 2014
#11270: Nov 24th 2020 at 6:55:32 AM

There is a gigantic splash in the pool as a young, redheaded man appears to appear in thin air over the water. He's wearing a cap, glasses, a rashguard, swimming trunks, and sandals. The glasses, hat and sandals fly off from the force of hitting the water, but the man quickly swims up and retrieves them. Then he swims to the side of the pool and sits on the edge, putting the cap and glasses back on and placing the sandals on the side.

Dios mio. What happened to me? Where is this?

Risdio51 The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about from that exit they call Paradise Since: Jun, 2019 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
#11271: Nov 24th 2020 at 8:04:46 AM

   "Ahhh, I see you're playing Monopoly..."   

Edited by Risdio51 on Nov 24th 2020 at 11:04:55 AM

I can't say goodbye to yesterday…
TheGeekArtist08 Hello? Hello, hello? from Hurricane, Utah (no not really) Since: Feb, 2020 Relationship Status: Married to the job
Hello? Hello, hello?
#11272: Nov 24th 2020 at 8:09:03 AM

Lobby????

"Why yes, Captain Obvious. We are indeed, playing Monopoly."

Pool

   Huh? Are you alright?   

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#11273: Nov 24th 2020 at 8:16:48 AM

   "If you're just here to blow up the board, fuck off."   

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Risdio51 The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about from that exit they call Paradise Since: Jun, 2019 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
#11274: Nov 24th 2020 at 8:18:34 AM

   "Not at all, I used to play quite a bit of Monopoly before my time in the Cabal..."   

I can't say goodbye to yesterday…
PointMaid Since: Jun, 2014
#11275: Nov 24th 2020 at 8:24:26 AM

Gracias, thank you, I am unhurt. I do not remember how I got here, however. I was on the boat in the Atlantic getting ready for a dive and then I was... no alla. Not there. I was here. Wherever here is.


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