"You mean cereal, Chef? Also, about my question....How are we here in the first place?"
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."A deep philosophical question. Is cereal, in fact, soup? The answer is maybe.
BECAUSE OF ME.
I THOUGHT THE 'WILL THE MANSION INTO EXISTENCE' PART WOULD'VE GIVEN IT AWAY. ALAS, AS ANY GOOD GAME SHOULD GO, THE METHOD IS A MYSTERY. A SIDE QUEST OF SORTS. AND NOT EVEN THE ONE THAT GIVES YOU BUSTED, JANKY AND OVERPOWERED ITEMS AS A REWARD. BUT I GUESS KNOWLEDGE /IS/ POWER.
Edited by Awe921 on Oct 4th 2020 at 9:52:31 AM
"If you say so..um..who are you anyways?"
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice.""Oh, you mean I didn't just stumble here while I was drunk? That's a relief."
Edited by madface7 on Oct 4th 2020 at 7:53:31 AM
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.Sylvi has already wordlessly left for the kitchen.
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.TIMELINE MASTER AWE. BEFORE YOU ASK, AN AWE IS THE EMBODIMENT OF A TALENT, AND IT JUST SO HAPPENS I WON THE LOTTERY IN THAT. THIS TALENT DOES MAKE THINGS BORING, BUT I DO THINGS LIKE THIS OR CAUSING EVERYONE TO GO INTO A HOMICIDAL RAGE OVER A PIZZA TO BREAK THE MONOTONY.
"One last question from me. Why the hell are you talking in all capital letters?"
Edited by madface7 on Oct 4th 2020 at 7:56:16 AM
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.HOW DID- IS ALCOHOL THAT POWERFUL TO MAKE YOU THINK MY VOICE SOUNDS LIKE ALL CAPS?
Well. The sauna looks interesting. Not freezing cold, for one. On the other hand, the sauna is also steamy, and I don't do so great with humidity. I'm going to check it out, see if the humidity is low enough to tolerate. So I'll be over there now.
"H...how"
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."" You're being way too loud, dude. All of you. I have a migraine from last night. And the night before. And the night last week."
Edited by madface7 on Oct 4th 2020 at 8:01:42 AM
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her."Pretty sure I was at my house last week but okay."
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice.""The migraine was from a hangover but okay."
Edited by madface7 on Oct 4th 2020 at 8:02:18 AM
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her."I see... this plot just keeps thickening... Well, anyway, I'll be heading for the kitchen to grab some snacks, see ya!" Neptune says as she leaves towards the direction of the kitchen.
"Leftover items still have value!"Hello! I'm back from the sauna. It's suitably warm... Oh, everyone's heading for the kitchen, okay. Well, I'll be in the rec room, checking out the selection of Alcohol at the bar.
"With the fact that there's apparently 14 people here, I've only seen around 5. I assume they're still sleeping for now."
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."Stew somehow left the room and arrived at the bar in the span of 15 seconds. He's already drunk somehow, despite his weight. He's incredibly wobbly
"Man... I love this place. I hope I don't die though. But I have a plan. It's... it's the greatest plan... greatest plan that anyone's... ever gonna pan to planned. If I die, I'll (burp) I'll kill them back. I'll become... a ghost and... kill them back again because I'm gonna take them down to the pain train in the train station in traintown and..."
The rest of what he said was incomprehensible slurring.
Edited by madface7 on Oct 4th 2020 at 8:10:41 AM
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.You there, drunken sir! You seem experienced in the ways of alcohol! Do you know any mixed drinks?
"I got a mixed drink for ya... my ass!! Haha... sorry, man... I love you, dude. We should... totally like, hang out... sometime, even though we just met we're so connected..."
His head falls on the table. A few seconds later, he suddenly gets back up.
"But yeah! I know a few drink mixes, like the whiskey and the moonshine and the stuff... and... I'll make you some, dude, come on, we're pals... I'll... I'll make you some because we're... so good friends and..."
Edited by madface7 on Oct 4th 2020 at 8:14:25 AM
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.I HAVE DECIDED THE DEADLINE IS 10/5, 7PM EST. AT THAT POINT, THE LIGHTS WILL TURN OFF AND THE KILLERS WILL BE FREE TO MAKE THEIR MOVE. YOU GUYS CAN STILL EXPLORE THE MANSION THOUGH, THERE IS A FLASHLIGHT IN YOUR TOOLKITS. (THOUGH I DON'T TRUST THE DRUNKARD WITH THE ABILITY TO HOLD A FLASHLIGHT, SO HE GETS A HELMET WITH A LIGHT.)
Edited by Awe921 on Oct 4th 2020 at 10:16:15 AM
"That's good to know."
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice.""I got a place for you to explore, pal... My ass! Gottem...! You stupid... son of a..."
Stew collapses onto the floor.
Edited by madface7 on Oct 4th 2020 at 8:16:15 AM
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.Reshiram decides to light the fireplace with his Fire Breath.
I'll... stick with the frying pan. Get it? Stick? Because of... nonstick.. nevermind.
Edited by madface7 on Oct 4th 2020 at 7:50:41 AM
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.