WOOOOOOW
“Well, good luck poopin’ tonight! Hah!”
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"I'll have what Custard's having, but replace the apple turnovers with a big turtle sundae. ...What? I've got a massive sweet tooth!"
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
WOOOOOOW
“Alright, I can’t say anything about what’s gonna happen to your insides or I’ll get kicked out for ‘disorderly conduct’. Anyway, enjoy!”
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While receiving their orders, Joshua and his mom glances at the others as they spray each other insect repellent. Those mosquitoes won't be bothering them anymore!
Joshua asks, "So, uh, what are your names?"
His mom adds, "What's Florida like?"
Edited by josh6243 on Aug 4th 2020 at 6:58:53 AM
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Knife discreetly goes to the cashier. "Hey thanks! Uh, I left my wallet back in the car. You guys still accept pills?"
She walks back to Joshua and his mom. "Hey, yeah, my name's Madame Butterfly Knife, but you can call me Knife. And Florida is pretty nice. I've lived here all my life. I'm even part of a band, if you wanna check it out."
Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Aug 4th 2020 at 10:00:00 AM
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"Well fuck you too! I don't have time to get some chair at some Empirium. I'm fucking starving, lady!" MMJ throws a tantrum. Ah, toodlers
Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
WOOOOOOW
“GET YOUR OWN CHAIR! And yes, we still take pills. Sometimes I think they’re better than money.”
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[Cutbug looks at Joshua's mom, and their eyes glimmer.] "My name's Kung-Fu Cutbug. Most people just call me Cutbug for short though. Nice to meetcha!"
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"Service in here sucks anyways! One star is what I'll give: One fucking star!" MMJ grumbles and takes out a meth lollipop and sucks on it "Molly Mari Juana..MMJ for short. Want me to hit you up with stuffs, I'm the person you call" She shows some cocaine to Josh "Want a snort?"
Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
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Enjoying his meal, Joshua replies, "It's nice to meet you all. I'm Joshua and this is Judy. And I'll pass. I'm more into vaping, anyways."
Judy joins in after. "We moved here because the taxes in So Cal have gotten ridiculous. We would've moved to Texas, but everyone and their grandma wanted to go there, so we went with a hipster option."
Not stupid or expendable.
(Chey pulls up in her RV and presses down on the horn.)
"AAAAYYYYY, ANYONE WANT SOME HOMEGROWN WEED?"
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Seeing as there's no point, Joshua shrugs and replies, "Sure, why note..."
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"I'll take some weed!"
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Oh Captain!~
"No thanks, I already grow some of my own."
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Not stupid or expendable.
(As she was passing out samples of her weed to the eager patrons, Chey looks at Custard dead in the eye.)
"Ohhhh, looks like I have competition in the Florida weed industry. Tell me, is your weed 100% organic? Is it free of pesticides and GMOs? Is it not at all laced with deadly drugs?"
Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Aug 5th 2020 at 2:27:36 PM
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
I’m a space pirate, give me your moon rocks.
I come in riding my pet alligator and wearing nothing but a cowboy hat and a jock strap.
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Oh Captain!~
"Oh, I produce more than that, no need to worry about me stealin' your weed customers..." Custard says with a devilish grin.
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"Hey, hey we all know that I'm the main weed supplier. Drug empress right here. My weed is better than both of your's combined!" MMJ stuck her tongue at both Custard and Chey
Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
Semain Calm
"Times like these are when I'm so happy I deal arms instead of drugs. Less of this stupid fucking arguing over who's product is better and more actual fighting."
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Shellby walks in, climbs up on the counter and grabs a piece of chocolate cake before walking out
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
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"You're an arms dealer?" [Cutbug leans a little in Knife's direction.] "My younger brother Gameboy lost his left arm a few years back in an accident involving the laser gators from that old man across the street. He's alright now, but he's been looking for a sword to stick there like that anime dude."
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"I can give your little bro a sword." Knife points her finger at Cutbug's chest. "But no anime. That's where I draw the line."
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A girl walks in with pigtails under a big, floppy hat and a loose button-down over a bikini top and jeans. She's burnt red. "Anyone know where I can buy some aloe around here?"
She hauls herself up to sit on the counter. "Or a beer. Damn, it's hot out there. What? It's Spring Break."
"Yeah, I'll take 1 chocolate ice cream shake with large fries and like 5 apple turnovers."
Edited by CustardAndPie on Aug 4th 2020 at 8:50:42 AM
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside