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OwenTheLittenFan just some guy. from in a box Since: Jun, 2019
just some guy.
#151: Feb 6th 2020 at 1:36:59 PM

>pull out a sword out of nowhere.

AutisticAlivia I'm back, I guess. from Everywhere on TV Tropes Since: Sep, 2018 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
I'm back, I guess.
#152: Feb 6th 2020 at 3:05:08 PM

> "If I can't cosplay as Chopper, then maybe I can summon him!"

I can't think of a good signature.
TroperNo9001 Braids From S286 Not Included from ZDR for now Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
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#153: Feb 6th 2020 at 7:57:56 PM

> Find another exposition person in the camp.

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Myskywarm Always open to sharing avatars. And chatting too from Ee-arth (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
Awe921 eh Since: Jun, 2018
eh
#155: Feb 7th 2020 at 9:45:52 AM

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/86.png
Well, what can you do?!
>pull a sword out of nowhere
Summon a sword?
(Not the way I am now-)
>"If I can't cosplay as Chopper, then maybe I can summon him!"
(I can't summon things, but if you could just let me-)
So you can't do anything?
Dude, stop.
... sorry.
Its just that-
> Find another exposition person in the camp.
Lets just find someone who knows about this situation.
> Engage in small talk.
.. so-
Just go.

WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#156: Feb 7th 2020 at 2:06:34 PM

>Listen to your head-voice during long walk to camp.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Myskywarm Always open to sharing avatars. And chatting too from Ee-arth (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
Always open to sharing avatars. And chatting too
TroperNo9001 Braids From S286 Not Included from ZDR for now Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Braids From S286 Not Included
#158: Feb 7th 2020 at 6:32:13 PM

> Prepare for more exposition-filled lore.

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
AutisticAlivia I'm back, I guess. from Everywhere on TV Tropes Since: Sep, 2018 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
I'm back, I guess.
#159: Feb 8th 2020 at 3:58:27 AM

> "If I can't cosplay or summon Chopper, then maybe I can find him"

I can't think of a good signature.
ArmoredFury dork: silent assassin from where vessels glide in silky waves of gold (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
dork: silent assassin
#160: Feb 8th 2020 at 4:00:44 AM

> Ask your mental friend about his identity

Edited by ArmoredFury on Feb 8th 2020 at 7:02:32 PM

Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
JTTWlover Heya there! I'm West. from Chinese Heaven Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Heya there! I'm West.
#161: Feb 8th 2020 at 4:29:39 AM

>Ignore that Rule of Three stupid thought

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#162: Feb 8th 2020 at 7:04:40 PM

>Sing a little ditty.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
HailPlasma The Bitch-Ass Motherfucker from my bed, probably Since: Oct, 2017 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
The Bitch-Ass Motherfucker
#163: Feb 9th 2020 at 7:07:42 AM

Co-operate with Zel and locate someone who has the answers.

Don't you say this is how it has to be!
OwenTheLittenFan just some guy. from in a box Since: Jun, 2019
just some guy.
#164: Feb 9th 2020 at 9:02:23 AM

>Master Chun-Li's moves.

Awe921 eh Since: Jun, 2018
eh
#165: Feb 9th 2020 at 6:57:08 PM

FUCK i'm sorry i procrastinated by accident by spending too much time with my friends. atleast i'm being social, i guess.

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/sorry_2.png
back to our regularly scheduled shenanigans!

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>Sing a little ditty.
Walking through town, walkin thru town, walking through town, walking thru town..
Could you stop?
>Ask Zel how good he is in a fight
Or what? How good are you at fighting?
Well, I used to have Megaman as my 'imaginary' friend.
>"If I can't cosplay or summon Chopper, then maybe I can find him"
>Ignore that Rule of Three stupid thought.
Despite how satisfying it the rule of three is, you hold back your urges because you already feel like you're being enough of a dick.
> Ask your mental friend about his identity
Who is your 'imaginary' friend?
(I'm Kirby!.. although he can't hear me.)
>Listen to your head-voice during long walk to camp.
Hes Arby's.
(W-)
(How do you fail that bad?)
>Co-operate with Zel and locate someone who has the answers.
>Prepare for more exposition-filled lore.
Good call. You stand on guard for more EXPOSITION. It could strike at any moment, like a silent ninja going for a nut buster.
You know, if it was Arby's, your little pendant would be shaped like their cowboy hat.
That asides, where is the guy who knows what is going on?
I guess someone at camp knows. I don't know, really. I've been using the whole weird shadowy thingie invasion to finally live my fantasies of being a hero, no questions asked.
>Master Chun Li's moves.
Okay. You might have to wait a lot of years to master that though. It would be like waiting for a 900 gigabyte download with the internet speed of 1 mbp/s.

ArmoredFury dork: silent assassin from where vessels glide in silky waves of gold (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
dork: silent assassin
#166: Feb 9th 2020 at 7:22:54 PM

> Ask Zel how long has he been fighting like this

Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
TroperNo9001 Braids From S286 Not Included from ZDR for now Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
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#167: Feb 9th 2020 at 7:26:08 PM

> Ask someone there for directions.

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Myskywarm Always open to sharing avatars. And chatting too from Ee-arth (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
Always open to sharing avatars. And chatting too
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Awe921 eh Since: Jun, 2018
eh
#170: Feb 10th 2020 at 3:02:12 PM

brief hiatus to focus on my studies. expect more envoys next week.

Awe921 eh Since: Jun, 2018
eh
#171: Feb 14th 2020 at 1:12:05 PM

> Ask Zel how long has he been fighting like this
https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/88.png
So, how long were you fighting like this?
https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/89_4.png
I lost Megaman. I don't have his abilities anymore.
How exactly?
Well, uh... I was fighting shadows one day and then I got punched in the face by a giant skeletal hand.
What.
https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/90_6.png
The sheer impact from the punch somehow desynced me and broke the crystal.
> Apologize for being a bit of a jerk
Oh, man, I'm sorry.
For being a jerk too.
Oh, um, I actually didn't expect that of you.
(Congratulations, Yew! You're now a decent person!)
Apologies aside, we really should find my camp. I think its nearby-
> Ask someone for directions
https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/91_9.png
Lets ask someone for directions! Like that camp over there!
Yew.
How do you do, fello-
Yew thats literally the camp.
.. Oh!
> Do the macarena
You celebrate off screen because your moves would have been too spicy (and I don't know whats the moves for a macarena anyways).

AHSVelocity Since: Feb, 2018
#172: Feb 14th 2020 at 1:15:18 PM

> jump over the things that are obviously spikeweeds from Plants vs. Zombies

WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#173: Feb 14th 2020 at 1:36:54 PM

>Chat up a local, in your uniquely Yew-ian way.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
ElenaOkami Most Anonymous Anon from Everywhere. So everywhere you don’t need a where Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Singularity
Most Anonymous Anon
#174: Feb 14th 2020 at 2:23:37 PM

>Prepare for Exposition

Edited by ElenaOkami on Feb 14th 2020 at 9:24:02 AM

Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
TroperNo9001 Braids From S286 Not Included from ZDR for now Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
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#175: Feb 14th 2020 at 5:28:16 PM

> Ask that blonde dude about the camp.

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

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