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OwenTheLittenFan just some guy. from in a box
just some guy.
Feb 6th 2020 at 1:36:59 PM

>pull out a sword out of nowhere.

AutisticAlivia Friendship is a Panacea from Everywhere on TV Tropes Relationship Status: Desperate
Friendship is a Panacea
Feb 6th 2020 at 3:05:08 PM

> "If I can't cosplay as Chopper, then maybe I can summon him!"

This "sexy" video again
TroperNo9001 COOLSKELETON95 from Snowdin Relationship Status: Sharing a spaghetti noodle
COOLSKELETON95
Feb 6th 2020 at 7:57:56 PM

> Find another exposition person in the camp.

"SANS IS IN THE ARENA... WITH VRISKA AND ANDONUTS?!"
Myskywarm Yohn, The Other Goat Mom from Ee-arth Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
Yohn, The Other Goat Mom
Feb 6th 2020 at 8:43:08 PM

> Engage in small talk

Don't do anything, don't touch anything. Sci-fi rule number 1: you start messing with the past, you end up with monkeys ruling the future.
Awe921 AAAAA eg from spot in space and time called my house Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
AAAAA eg
Feb 7th 2020 at 9:45:52 AM

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/86.png
Well, what can you do?!
>pull a sword out of nowhere
Summon a sword?
(Not the way I am now-)
>"If I can't cosplay as Chopper, then maybe I can summon him!"
(I can't summon things, but if you could just let me-)
So you can't do anything?
Dude, stop.
... sorry.
Its just that-
> Find another exposition person in the camp.
Lets just find someone who knows about this situation.
> Engage in small talk.
.. so-
Just go.

i am a lazy idiot. but a lazy idiot with DREAMS.
WilliamRadarStorm Tropers, Pebbles. "Pebs" for short. from The catnip dealership. Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Tropers, Pebbles. "Pebs" for short.
Feb 7th 2020 at 2:06:34 PM

>Listen to your head-voice during long walk to camp.

If you ever hear me say "Pebbles says hi," she's why.
Myskywarm Yohn, The Other Goat Mom from Ee-arth Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
Yohn, The Other Goat Mom
Feb 7th 2020 at 3:26:36 PM

> Ask Zel how good he is in a fight

Don't do anything, don't touch anything. Sci-fi rule number 1: you start messing with the past, you end up with monkeys ruling the future.
TroperNo9001 COOLSKELETON95 from Snowdin Relationship Status: Sharing a spaghetti noodle
COOLSKELETON95
Feb 7th 2020 at 6:32:13 PM

> Prepare for more exposition-filled lore.

"SANS IS IN THE ARENA... WITH VRISKA AND ANDONUTS?!"
AutisticAlivia Friendship is a Panacea from Everywhere on TV Tropes Relationship Status: Desperate
Friendship is a Panacea
Feb 8th 2020 at 3:58:27 AM

> "If I can't cosplay or summon Chopper, then maybe I can find him"

This "sexy" video again
ArmoredFury Expendable from beyond the apocalypse
Expendable
Feb 8th 2020 at 4:00:44 AM

> Ask your mental friend about his identity

Edited by ArmoredFury on Feb 8th 2020 at 7:02:32 PM

There is no greater sorrow than to recall happiness in times of misery.
JTTWlover Do I hear a new dude joining the love triangle? from Chinese Heaven Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Do I hear a new dude joining the love triangle?
Feb 8th 2020 at 4:29:39 AM

>Ignore that Rule of Three stupid thought

If thereís a book you want to read, but it hasnít been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
WilliamRadarStorm Tropers, Pebbles. "Pebs" for short. from The catnip dealership. Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Tropers, Pebbles. "Pebs" for short.
Feb 8th 2020 at 7:04:40 PM

>Sing a little ditty.

If you ever hear me say "Pebbles says hi," she's why.
HailPlasma The Bitch-Ass Motherfucker from my bed, probably Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
The Bitch-Ass Motherfucker
Feb 9th 2020 at 7:07:42 AM

Co-operate with Zel and locate someone who has the answers.

Don't you say this is how it has to be!
OwenTheLittenFan just some guy. from in a box
just some guy.
Feb 9th 2020 at 9:02:23 AM

>Master Chun-Li's moves.

Awe921 AAAAA eg from spot in space and time called my house Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
AAAAA eg
Feb 9th 2020 at 6:57:08 PM

FUCK i'm sorry i procrastinated by accident by spending too much time with my friends. atleast i'm being social, i guess.

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/sorry_2.png
back to our regularly scheduled shenanigans!

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/87_8.png
>Sing a little ditty.
Walking through town, walkin thru town, walking through town, walking thru town..
Could you stop?
>Ask Zel how good he is in a fight
Or what? How good are you at fighting?
Well, I used to have Megaman as my 'imaginary' friend.
>"If I can't cosplay or summon Chopper, then maybe I can find him"
>Ignore that Rule of Three stupid thought.
Despite how satisfying it the rule of three is, you hold back your urges because you already feel like you're being enough of a dick.
> Ask your mental friend about his identity
Who is your 'imaginary' friend?
(I'm Kirby!.. although he can't hear me.)
>Listen to your head-voice during long walk to camp.
Hes Arby's.
(W-)
(How do you fail that bad?)
>Co-operate with Zel and locate someone who has the answers.
>Prepare for more exposition-filled lore.
Good call. You stand on guard for more EXPOSITION. It could strike at any moment, like a silent ninja going for a nut buster.
You know, if it was Arby's, your little pendant would be shaped like their cowboy hat.
That asides, where is the guy who knows what is going on?
I guess someone at camp knows. I don't know, really. I've been using the whole weird shadowy thingie invasion to finally live my fantasies of being a hero, no questions asked.
>Master Chun Li's moves.
Okay. You might have to wait a lot of years to master that though. It would be like waiting for a 900 gigabyte download with the internet speed of 1 mbp/s.

i am a lazy idiot. but a lazy idiot with DREAMS.
ArmoredFury Expendable from beyond the apocalypse
Expendable
Feb 9th 2020 at 7:22:54 PM

> Ask Zel how long has he been fighting like this

There is no greater sorrow than to recall happiness in times of misery.
TroperNo9001 COOLSKELETON95 from Snowdin Relationship Status: Sharing a spaghetti noodle
COOLSKELETON95
Feb 9th 2020 at 7:26:08 PM

> Ask someone there for directions.

"SANS IS IN THE ARENA... WITH VRISKA AND ANDONUTS?!"
Myskywarm Yohn, The Other Goat Mom from Ee-arth Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
Yohn, The Other Goat Mom
Feb 9th 2020 at 8:53:51 PM

> Apologize for being a bit of a jerk

Don't do anything, don't touch anything. Sci-fi rule number 1: you start messing with the past, you end up with monkeys ruling the future.
Awe921 AAAAA eg from spot in space and time called my house Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
AAAAA eg
Feb 10th 2020 at 3:02:12 PM

brief hiatus to focus on my studies. expect more envoys next week.

i am a lazy idiot. but a lazy idiot with DREAMS.
Awe921 AAAAA eg from spot in space and time called my house Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
AAAAA eg
Feb 14th 2020 at 1:12:05 PM

> Ask Zel how long has he been fighting like this
https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/88.png
So, how long were you fighting like this?
https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/89_4.png
I lost Megaman. I don't have his abilities anymore.
How exactly?
Well, uh... I was fighting shadows one day and then I got punched in the face by a giant skeletal hand.
What.
https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/90_6.png
The sheer impact from the punch somehow desynced me and broke the crystal.
> Apologize for being a bit of a jerk
Oh, man, I'm sorry.
For being a jerk too.
Oh, um, I actually didn't expect that of you.
(Congratulations, Yew! You're now a decent person!)
Apologies aside, we really should find my camp. I think its nearby-
> Ask someone for directions
https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/91_9.png
Lets ask someone for directions! Like that camp over there!
Yew.
How do you do, fello-
Yew thats literally the camp.
.. Oh!
> Do the macarena
You celebrate off screen because your moves would have been too spicy (and I don't know whats the moves for a macarena anyways).

i am a lazy idiot. but a lazy idiot with DREAMS.
AHSVelocity The Ultimate Roleplayer from the City of Fate Relationship Status: Desperate
The Ultimate Roleplayer
Feb 14th 2020 at 1:15:18 PM

> jump over the things that are obviously spikeweeds from Plants vs. Zombies

"As a roleplayer, I tend to think through a bunch of different scenarios to see what works. It's actually a useful strategy."
WilliamRadarStorm Tropers, Pebbles. "Pebs" for short. from The catnip dealership. Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Tropers, Pebbles. "Pebs" for short.
Feb 14th 2020 at 1:36:54 PM

>Chat up a local, in your uniquely Yew-ian way.

If you ever hear me say "Pebbles says hi," she's why.
ElenaOkami Sarcastic Memetic Punkster from In the dystopian, cruel world called Reality Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Sarcastic Memetic Punkster
Feb 14th 2020 at 2:23:37 PM

>Prepare for Exposition

Edited by ElenaOkami on Feb 14th 2020 at 9:24:02 AM

TroperNo9001 COOLSKELETON95 from Snowdin Relationship Status: Sharing a spaghetti noodle
COOLSKELETON95
Feb 14th 2020 at 5:28:16 PM

> Ask that blonde dude about the camp.

"SANS IS IN THE ARENA... WITH VRISKA AND ANDONUTS?!"

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