Awe921
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#277: May 12th 2020 at 8:54:48 PM
>burn the barricade
Maybe you could plant a Jalapeno to burn the thing. But you don't see anything you can plant nearby.. the tree you fell onto is too far..
> Kick the barricade
(KAPOW!)
(.. ow, my foot—)
Congratulations, you hurt your foot for nothing.
>Find windows.
(maybe i would be better off finding a window. i don't think its worth it wasting a plant on the barricade..
(lets see.. ah! well, that.. was easy!)
Theres a broken window on the right side. You jump in, and.. oh.
Maybe that window was broken for a reason.
> Grab everything that isn't bolted down.
>If you grab a wrench, unbolt something that is bolted down and grab that too.
like that bell? eh, sure.
You grab it, it rings and-
HONK!
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#278: May 12th 2020 at 9:06:32 PM
> Salvage everything you see
The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.
TroperNo9001
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#279: May 13th 2020 at 1:22:49 AM
> Pester the goose guy with the bell.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Awe921
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#280: May 15th 2020 at 2:52:48 PM
> Salvage everything you see
(y-yeah, like this situation i'm stuck in right now?)
> Pester the goose guy with the bell
Before you could even touch the bell, the goose guy knocks you out with a well placed wing smack.
[SIGNAL INTERRUPTED]
[FINDING SUBSTITUTE...]
You are Penn, paladin imaginary buddy named Artix, yada yada, we already got over this.
What do you do?
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#282: May 15th 2020 at 4:25:20 PM
>Promote Axolotl to Conductor, follow him around the zoo.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
TroperNo9001
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#283: May 15th 2020 at 8:59:03 PM
> Bring the Axolotl to the goose guy.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Awe921
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#284: May 25th 2020 at 8:04:01 PM
> Look around
[[center: You do so. Past the weird.. pole thingies that people have to go through to enter a place, theres the rest of the mall. You wonder how your comrades are doing. You are still in search of salt to add to the water, and you were wondering if there was some salted water in the zoo.
> Promote Axolotl to Conductor, follow him around the zoo.
You now 'officially' promoted the axolotl to a conductor. In celebration, you rip off it from the ground using your PALADIN STRENGTH and decide to carry it around into the zoo.
> Bring the Axolotl to the goose guy.
Who? Besides, goose aren't people. You punched a goose in the face once. It honked, it pecked you, it slapped you with their wings, but other than some pain and terror, geese aren't very remarkable to you.
<[Sweet Lady of Light! Its an aquarium!]
There must be salt! But how do I open it?
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#285: May 25th 2020 at 9:45:46 PM
> Throw the Conductor at the aquarium.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
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#286: May 25th 2020 at 9:48:01 PM
> "Think smashing the glass is a good idea?"
The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.
Awe921
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#287: Jun 2nd 2020 at 7:52:16 PM
> Throw the Conductor at the aquarium.
Catch this!
SMASH!
Water pours down at a fierce speed from your recent act of vandalism. The cracks expand, the water starts spilling faster and you're starting to feel regret build up.
Uh...
> "Think smashing the glass is a good idea?"
Was this a good idea..?
<[W-Why are you asking now?!]
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#289: Jun 2nd 2020 at 8:09:45 PM
>Drink water
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#290: Jun 2nd 2020 at 8:20:34 PM
> Immediately think of a song that has "run" in the title, and sing that while you run away.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Awe921
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#291: Jun 2nd 2020 at 9:01:28 PM
> Run
> Drink water
> Immediately think of a song that has "run" in the title, and sing that while you run away.
I really shoul-
KASPLASH!!!
god dammit
<[.. Hello? Penn?]
<[You there?]
Can you still bless it?
<[Yeah, I can. Grab some water from the ground and pour it into the bottle!]
You do so.
Obtained a bottle of blessed water!
(all that for just one bottle..)
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Awe921
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#293: Jun 2nd 2020 at 9:58:19 PM
> Look around some more
I suppose I should look for some more things to defend myself with..
<[This is the second floor, right? Maybe you can detect stores from up there!]
Fair point, I thi- hey, isn't that..
Its Gardener! And what is that guy doing dragging him around?! This is an injustice!
OI, JERK! GET BACK HERE!
Taking the same shortcut Gardener did, you jump off the railing and land in a tree, before jumping down again and reaching your opponent.
GOT YOU!
HONK!
You give my friend back, now, or there will be BIG trouble!
WilliamRadarStorm
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#294: Jun 2nd 2020 at 10:04:01 PM
> Summon contract with Aflac.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
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#295: Jun 2nd 2020 at 10:15:01 PM
> Ready your weapons, just in case
The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.
TroperNo9001
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#296: Jun 3rd 2020 at 12:26:48 AM
> Buy some instant noodles and eat them raw.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jun 4th 2020 at 3:27:03 AM
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Awe921
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Since: Jun, 2018
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#297: Jun 3rd 2020 at 12:43:06 AM
> Summon contract with Aflac.
Oh, Aflac, if you deal with me-
<[We're paladins, remember! Even though you are one by fusion! No demonic deals! ESPECIALLY NOT WITH UNDEAD!]
but i didn't even tell-
<[Nuh uh! I have went through 3 whole games worth of content and villains, and I am damn sure that is the name of some FILTHY necromancer!]
Okay, sheesh, fine.
> Buy some instant noodles and eat them raw.
Can I atleast eat some noodles?
<[Penn. Your friend is there, knocked out, and you look at the ramen store next to him. (Although I do wonder if they sell wasabi..)]
Yeah, you're right.
Anyways.
> Ready your weapons, just in case
You draw your FIREAXE, which causes the Goose to unveil his feathered cloak and pull out.. a bell?..
HONK! HONK HONK HONK!
(He sounds mad.. I guess theres no other choice!)
ROUND ONE
FIGHT!
PENN 10/10
GOOSE PERSON: ??/??
ATTACK
- Goose Person
- Tree
- Gardener
MAGIC
- Blinding Light blinds foe, making physical attacks miss
- Light Lance (2 turn cooldown) deals 5 damage
ITEM
- Holy Water 8 damage, burns opponent, one use. double damage vs undead
- Whip you can't use it, but you can throw it to bind the foe, immobilizing them.
RUN
I can't ditch Gardener like that!
Edited by Awe921 on Jun 3rd 2020 at 4:16:38 AM
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#298: Jun 3rd 2020 at 12:47:11 AM
> Cast Light Lance on goose person
The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.
TroperNo9001
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#299: Jun 3rd 2020 at 1:19:03 AM
> Throw the whip at the goose person.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Awe921
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Since: Jun, 2018
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#300: Jun 3rd 2020 at 1:19:55 AM
> Cast Light Lance on goose person
The goose rolls out of the way! [ +Dodge, +Off Balance]
Penn casts Light Lance!
... Missed! [-Dodge]
PENN 10/10
GOOSE PERSON: ??/?? (Off-balance, can use items but cannot do anything else)
ATTACK
- Goose Person
- Tree
- Gardener
MAGIC
- Blinding Light blinds foe, making physical attacks miss
- Light Lance [Cooling down.. 2] deals 5 damage
ITEM
- Holy Water 8 damage, burns opponent, one use. double damage vs undead
- Whip you can't use it, but you can throw it to bind the foe, immobilizing them.
RUN
I can't ditch Gardener like that!
Edited by Awe921 on Jun 3rd 2020 at 4:41:38 AM
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>If you grab a wrench, unbolt something that is bolted down and grab that too.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.