GET THAT PIZZA!

The Man Himself then expands, blowing up Dvorak's ship. Whistle then gets resurrected and tries to find her way back to Earth with the pizza.

Emphasis on "tries". She finds that Nine-Tailed Cat sabotaged her navigation systems to lead her to his secret asteroid base instead, where his robot minions seize the pizza at laser-gun-point.

However, the robot minions do not return the pizza to ninetailedcat, as the parts were purchased from a company which is a front for Alliance operations in the area. A backdoor in their software makes them instead return the pizza to Florien, who flees into an Asteroid Thicket with the pizza.

Edited by Florien on Aug 27th 2020 at 2:55:17 AM

Only to come up against a joint US/France task force looking for The Pizza.

After a breif curb-stomping-er, "battle," the pizza is retreived.

However, Dvorak failed to specify that the pizza be retrieved for him, and it's instead brought to Nine-Tailed Cat. He settles down to eat when...

Superjohn bust in and chops his head off with a sword, taking the pizza with him on his motorcycle as he drives on route 66.

But then EVIL Foreman executes order 66, and had all the clone troopers destroy all the Pizzas, While EVIL Foreman himself goes to THAT PIZZA, for he is the only one who can destroy it, but just as Foreman reaches Superjohn on Rout 66...

Edited by Foreman on Aug 27th 2020 at 7:42:30 AM

Custard jumps in after being MIA for so long. She uses grappling hooks to take the pizza away from Evil Foreman without getting too close. She takes it with her to the airport with the intent of taking it to Tunisia.

Edited by CustardAndPie on Aug 27th 2020 at 6:52:13 AM

RISdio (Not Rasdio, please get it right next time), now fully recovered (or something) activates the bomb planted in the airport, killing Custard. He then gets the pizza from the rubble.

Edited by Risdio51 on Aug 27th 2020 at 7:49:57 AM

hey when I refer to myself as EVIL Foreman could you do the same, as he's a different character? Thanks

Edit: now that I've posted this message in my official attempt it feels sandwichy, does this count as a sandwich post?

Edited by Foreman on Aug 27th 2020 at 8:21:40 AM

Right then, halfway around the world, an H list supervillain completely outside the context of the narrative completes their evil plan to summon assistance from the skies to destroy a D list superhero. Unfortunately, the assistance falls one half of the way around the world away from them. Florien's escape pod crashes into Risdio, and Florien steps out, reclaiming the pizza. However, they forget to encrypt their retrieval beacon's signal, alerting and attracting...

Foreman, (who isn't the same as EVIL Foreman, get it right next time) who then teleport the pizza straight into his belly

awe921 looks at foreman. he quietly inhales.

(state 0 saved!) said the game. And in response, Awe grins.

Symphony No.9 in E Minor starts blaring. Awe bends his body backwards, holding his hands out as if he’s milking two cows at once. He screams, louder and louder as he psyches himself up- the ground shatters, rocks take off to the skies and tremors echo throughout the skies.

Awe then decks Foreman in the face, the ensuing sound from the impact echoing like a gun- Awe then does a 360 spin kick, smacking Foreman's head twice- he then grabs their head and smashes his own head against theirs. He follows up by grabbing the dazed Foreman by the neck and dragging their face across the ground as he runs- he then throws Foreman up in the sky, finishing off with a Star Punch, with the right conditions fulfilled so that he is knocked out in one hit, sending the piles of cash he has flying across the sky.

Awe then realizes he didn’t take the pizza- it was destroyed by the Epic Combo. he reloads the save, appearing alongside the Awe from before he unleashed the combo on Foreman.

“happy feet-“ spoke Future Awe, as he swipes Foreman’s leg, tripping them, before sending them flying with a kick.

“wombo combo!” replied Past Awe, grabbing onto Foreman mid-air and slamming them onto the ground, once again dazing them.

as Foreman recovers from his stun, they barely register their pizza being thrown up to the sky- not to mention the fact that...

“AWE... PUNCH!”

an explosion. trees were blown away, clouds split in two and Foreman was reduced to dust and ashes. the pizza lands on Past Awe’s hand, as Future Awe’s fades away due to past changing shenanigans- not before he does the ‘show me your moves’ salute.

awe salutes back, which leaves them vulnerable to...

Edited by Awe921 on Aug 27th 2020 at 9:42:33 AM

Risdio shoots Awe with an MP5 and steal the pizza, running as fast as he can to Ohio.

Edited by Risdio51 on Aug 27th 2020 at 9:28:13 AM

Only to get his face smashed in by Dhiruxide wielding an oversized fictional warhammer. He takes the pizza and gets into a giant driller so he can drill to the center of the Earth.

Whistle jams the driller with jam, overheating the motor and causing it to explode. She and the pizza then fly in the air, but...

Knife jumps down the hole that Dhir drilled and begins picking up momentum. As she finally makes contact with Whistle, the impact is strong enough to obliterate Whistle into dust. In the underground rubble, Knife grabs the pizza and whistles for her mechanical pegasus once again. She flies up and out of the hole, pizza in hand. She adds some pepper for flavor as well.

Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Aug 27th 2020 at 8:59:17 AM

Risdio slices Knife’s head off with a katana, and takes the pizza, resuming his escape to Ohio, this time bleeding quite a bit and with a broken leg.

Risdio is sniped in the head, a shadow walks up to him, revealing it to be Superjohn. He takes the pizza and decides to take a nostalgic tour of Illinois.

Edited by Superjohn on Aug 27th 2020 at 8:22:22 AM

sadly the term “Iconic Your” is copyrighted by Idiot, who while charging John, takes their pizza.

Dhiruxide gently bonks Idiot the head, knocking him out. He takes the pizza and and...

And...

EATS IT! He finally ate the freakin' pizza. Unfortunately, he ate a bomb, the real pizza is in—

Whistle's hands. She watches as Dhir explodes, then dusts his bits from the box.

Risdio then stabs Whistle with his claw hand thing. Oh and Risdio still somehow alive, maybe because of a deal with Lucifer or something. He takes the pizza, hops on the bonus stage platform, and flies off to...somewhere.

Edited by Risdio51 on Aug 27th 2020 at 9:22:28 AM

As Risdio lands to that somewhere, he sees the shadow of a flying object on the ground. He looks up, and he sees Knife, conducting THE GREATEST PLAAAAAAAAAAAN! Flying a helicopter headfirst into the situation!

It works! Risdio is crushed, and Knife stumbles out of the wreckage, grabs the pizza, and runs.

Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Aug 27th 2020 at 9:23:54 AM

Right into the Second Toledo war, sparked by Florien to claim the Pizza as the fight rages over the Midwestern united states. Knife is crushed by the clashing armies, and when the smoke clears, Florien walks in and claims the Pizza from Knife's mangled corpse.