WarMart! (Sort of a spiritual successor to Mall Fight)

I respawn in the tool aisle and grab a chainsaw before running through the aisles and swinging it madly at anything living or dead.

Ahahaha! I did it! I synthesized Mother of Satan! Whoops. Better not shout so much. This thing is extremely sensitive to... everything, really.

To test my creation, I put a handful of the crystals into a ziploc bag and toss it at Tales. It might not be as powerful as TNT, but this should be enough to blow off a limb on a direct hit.

I am exploded and shredded to pieces. I wake up at the built-in Mcdonalds.

I grab some raw meat and hit armored with it.

I jump in a vat of frying oil and kamikaze attack Armored.

I instinctively use a packet of acetone peroxide to shield myself from the blows. The resulting explosion not only kills me, but it also blows up an unfinished batch I've been cooking. There is almost nothing recognizable from the cosmetics aisle after the secondary explosion.

I respawn and acquire some sandpaper.

Edited by ArmoredFury on Nov 12th 2018 at 11:07:32 PM

The explosion kills me quite dead. I respawn at the clothes aisle and grab a necktie.

I unbox a hoverboard, sit on it, and ride around the store scattering Lego bricks all over the floor.

I go on the run before facing Death by Lego Bricks. I respawn in the bakery, where I accumulate pies to use as ammo.

I grab a spoon, some bug poison, and a towel.

I grab some cables (Non-eletronic) and some legos.

I strangle Chey with a necktie.

I spawn in the games section. I grab two Joy-Cons and make them into nunchucks.

I strange nerd with my cable.

I drop a whole aisle of sodas on Tales and Hyper crushing them to death

I sneak up behind Hyper, tying them up with CAT-5 cables.

I was already dead from being crushed. I respawn in the drinks aisle.

I pop out from behind Hyper in the drinks aisle, tying them up yet again with a CAT-5 cable.

I try to GTFO.

I put the bug poison onto the spoon, then feed it to Hyper.

I get outa dere.

ps: This is weird ass hentai.

I sigh, and put the spoon, bug poison, and towel in my FIGHTING STUFF.

I spawn in the sports section and grab a nearby bat, fishing rod, and duffle bag, before heading off to the snacks section.

I grab a toilet seat, a knight's outfit, salami, and a knife.

Like a dirty cheater, I start spraying the walls with Round-Up.