WarMart! (Sort of a spiritual successor to Mall Fight)

I get up and kick custard in the face and search for weapons.

Hope you enjoy some toasters in boxes launched at your face!

I duck and uppercut bale.

I fell backwards into an aisle where the shelves' products fell on me, crushing me to death.

I respawned on the roof, disgruntled.

I climb on the lights and use a screwdriver from the tool aisle to chisel away the section of roof that Bale is on.

I grab a shopping cart and go to the frozen aisle.

I go to the potty training aisle.

I grab a few ice creams.

I go to the aisle with the pasta sauce, grab a few jars of Alfredo sauce, open the jars, and dump the sauce all over the floor so the next person who goes through the aisle slips and falls.

I run to the electronics aisle while carrying the ice cream.

I beat Chey to death with a soup can.

I barricade myself in the cosmetics aisle and begin stockpiling boatloads of nail polish remover.

Edited by ArmoredFury on Nov 12th 2018 at 10:25:31 PM

I die from the head injuries sustained from Tales' attack and re-spawn in the toy section. I then go through the aisles of the toy section looking for the buckets of Lego bricks.

I throw one of my ice creams at Tales.

While others are busy murderbashing, I snuck out from my hiding hole into the pharmacy, where I procure several dozen liters of hydrogen peroxide.

I run to the toy aisle and throw an ice cream at Chey.

I head for the cleaning aisle and mix everything together, including ammonia then I die and respawn in the toy aisle because I really didn't think that through.

I take the meat slicer from the deli and turn it into a meat cannon.

I grab a huge bag of marbles and spill them across the floor in an effort to make everyone trip. Then I get hit in the eye with a ribeye steak.

I'm definitely not making improvised explosives using the chemicals I acquired. No siree.

I grab some legos and put them in a ziploc bag.

I fill a super soaker with ammonia then run up, firing at you as I do.

I grab a pool noodle, a bonesaw, and some duct tape. Seconds later I end up with a bonesaw polearm, which i swing at Hyper Real.

My head is chopped off. I respawn in the deli.

I get some roast beef and use it to beat Benthelame to death.