Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

kazui soa

his pal kuzru has a died

he try to survive

slime my arse that was clearly Glistening Oil

Phyrexian Headdy

Gg Mio.

ADU DU HOLY MOLY

I shall rest easily, knowing a Bag of Dates has killed multiple people

Aww I'm out

NOOOOO NOT BOWSER TOO

Night 4◊

• Might want to cut back on the booze, Joka.
• Khan boasts about his power to a Praetor and the scariest bag of dates in existence. Sure, that seems like a great idea.
• "Does this make Arthur the Fisher King?"
• Faruzan's been going over the plan to get rid of Headdy's magic.
• What's wrong with the arena music? "Maybe the fact that you haven't put any on, boss!"
• Kazui hates being called a zoomer, and freezes Demeter to death over it. Ironic considering she's the bringer of winter.
• "Moonlight all around ~ Shadows on the ground... Well, he is now that Chaka's cut his rope! Bye-bye!"
• Adu Du adds the Family Guy Quartet to his "neutral run" kills, causing the crash test dummy to drop to its hands and knees in despair.

The Feast◊

• The bag of dates decides that no one here can be trusted to give medical care and just succumbs to its injuries.
• "Adu Du does like green eggs and ham! Oh, yes he does, Kazui-I-am!"
• Khan gives Joka the death he's longed for since the beginning. "Nice weapon choice. Can't go wrong with a good, solid rock!"
• Faruzan throws a water bottle at Arthur, causing Black Space to laser her with a big ol' laser in his defence.
• Powerglide's confident, but Headdy doesn't think much of his chances.
• Chaka and the dummy share some tea and gossip. How civil.
• "And Elesh Norn's a no-show! She must've had a compleat breakfast already!"

Day 5◊

• Adu Du gets Fuched over by having to play bad video games.
• "Trumpet it out loud and proud, Black Space!"
• I guess Headdy's dead now. I'm just as surprised as you are, Kazui.
• "Why do you jump to aliens, Chaka? There's plenty of other things that can create crop circles - pranksters, natural weather phenomena, arcane rituals, miracles, you name it!"
• The crash test dummy gets replaced by an image of ThatIdiotMan's hand for the day.
• "The pen is mightier than the sword! ...Or the pencil is, in this case. I'd say Elesh Norn got Powerglide's point!"
• After an intense struggle, Arthur sends Khan on a one-way trip to the snake pit. "What kind of snakes are down there, anyway? Pit vipers?"

Fallen Tributes◊

• The fallen: Demeter; Gangsta Shadow; Family Guy Quartet; Bag of Dates; Joka; Faruzan; Headdy; Elesh Norn; Khan
• Nominators out: MummyGaGa; Owen23; CardboardBot; PointMaid; JankyKong; CosmosAndChaos; DubhKafkaesque; samicable
• Tributes remaining: 7/82

We're getting into the home stretch, folks. Just a few more updates and a single-digit tribute count. And with that, I bid you good night!

come on kazui you can do itttttt

No wonder the bag of dates didn't want anyone to give medical care in the feast.

Late to this, but... the Altaria was a Ditto all along?! Even if it was, it still should've been able to shapeshift into another Flying-type at the last minute!

But yeah, I guess we'll finally see who the Triple-Inverted 4th Placer is when NTC wakes up.

Also, -2 kills each for Black Space, Family Guy Quartet, and the Bag of Dates for that deadly 3-on-3 tug-of-war Arena sub-event, and also -1 kill each for Faruzan, Demeter, Elesh Norm, and Gangsta Shadow for those deadly 2-on-2 sub-events (I think). Even with the new sim, that multi-kill AE sub-event kill tally bug is still there, so I want to make sure that NTC's kill tallies are correct and were done manually instead of relying on the sim's at the end.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 31st 2023 at 8:01:49 PM

I'll just get my next batch of tributes ready.

Adu Du, you goddamn liar! You said you were going to do a neutral run but now it's looking like you chose genocide instead. You've got some explaining to do.

I hope Adu Du gets 10 kills or even surpass the record instead of being 9-kill cursed

Edited by Billy5545 on Mar 31st 2023 at 4:13:39 PM

Update: Jake double-checked the rest of the season, and the tributes I mentioned in my last post should get the right number of kills according to the sim by the end of it. Apparently, the persistent AE bug is fixed only if the number of killers is the same as the number of victims. But we should still check with NTC to be sure.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 31st 2023 at 8:29:51 PM

Whoah, Arthur managed to live this far and kill Khan? I guess Excalibur is a better sword than Anubis, then.

and so i'm out, and left to decide who i wanna throw in before Name's the Same Season

ah well, at least Phyrexia claimed two new followers... wait that's not a good thing

Looking at the kill counts myself, yeah, I'd say they're still correct - the Bag of Dates had three kills going in, Elesh Norn and Faruzan had one each, and the others in the group events had none, and each came out with additional kills equal to the number of opponents they faced. I'll keep the arena-events bug in mind in the future, but for now, we can continue as normal. Here's your update.

Night 5◊

• Chaka isn't paying the dummy's utility bills after it overuses the toilet.
• "'Majestic abomination', huh? Seems pretty apt for Black Space! ...Kinda apt for Adu Du's performance this season too, come to think of it!"
• Kazui demands pickles from Arthur on pain of xylophoning.

Day 6◊

• The dummy's lemonade is way more popular than Perinpelaizer and Powerglide's was, getting half the other tributes to try it. Not having strange side effects probably has something to do with that.
• "Booyah! Fossil kill on Arthur! You love to see it!" And another casualty of Adu Du's "neutral run". This is getting excessive - he's killed an eighth of the cast at this point.
• Powerglide thinks pineapples are pines mixed with apples. No wonder everyone's going to the dummy's lemonade stand instead.

Fallen Tributes◊

• The fallen: Arthur
• Nominators out: Scipion3
• Tributes remaining: 6/82

"Bit of a quiet round this time, huh. But don't worry, next up is the grand finale! Get ready, everyone!"

Man, if Adu Du gets even just one more KO my mind is going to be blown.

ADU DU HAS JOINED THE RANKS OF DRAGONITE, ALATREON, AND ARTHUR DENT IN THE ALL-TIME NON-TECHNICAL KILL RECORD!

Nice. Hyped to see if he'll break the record. On the other hand, if that happened, oof at all those 9-kill cursed tribs

Good freaking God did Adu Du's training in the 2nd movie as "Padu Du" pay off LMFAO

congrats to Faith for this incredible achievement!

Night 6◊

• "You know what they say: Play with antimatter, and you get burned! Chaka and Powerglide are nothing but energy now!"
• Black Space lost its phone, giving the dummy a chance to eavesdrop.
• And our 'neutral runner' gets yet another kill, except not thanks to a cursed burial ground. Kazui's back, and is out for blood!

Day 7◊

• The crash test dummy is sent to Room 101.
• The now-psychotic Kazui destroys Black Space with a giant energy fist. "And we have our fourth-placer! No wonder Black Space complimented its fighting style!"
• Adu Du's reign of terror- er, "neutral run" is finally ended by a giant fish. Undyne, is that you?

Fallen Tributes◊

• The fallen: Powerglide; Chaka; Black Space; Adu Du

Night 7◊

• "Looks like this dummy's immortality elixir was actually a mortality elixir! That's what you get for trying random potions, you dummy!"

The Winner◊

• Congratulations to the strong-stomached, haiku-writing, reanimated, definitely not a zoomer Kazui Soa!

Final Placements◊^note Chaka and Powerglide's death event was bugged and gave them an extra kill each; they should both be at 3

• "And making the Hall of Fame will be Kazui Soa as the grand winner, BeamNG.drive Crash Test Dummy in second place, and Adu Du taking both third place and Mass Murderer status! Well played, everyone!"
• The summary◊
• Final statistics◊
• The save

Thanks for joining us, everyone. I hoped you enjoyed this season at least as much as we did. This is Nine-Tailed Cat, signing off.

"This is Cassandra Beech, signing off! Thanks for letting me co-host! Oh, and boss, don't forget your tributes for Season 269!"

Ah, yes, thank you, Cassandra. Before I go, I'm nominating:

The C Team

• Charles Calvin◊ (death◊)
  • Nickname: Charles
  • Male
  • Safe
  • Source: Henry Stickmin Series
• Coda◊
  • Female
  • Safe
  • Source: Crypt Of The Necrodancer

Going to nominate a tribute everybody probably hates and a highly unusual and random tribute for April Fools!

502 Bad Gateway◊ is here for two reasons: to annoy the other tributes and to destroy the server! It pops up when the other tributes least want it to and stops them doing anything until it goes away. It seems that it has an unpopular reputation with the audience... (HTTP status code/error as it appears on ShoutWiki, it/its, inanimate)

Chicken Flowchart◊ chickens chicken chickens chicken. Chicken chicken-chicken chicken Chicken: chicken chicken-chicken chicken chicken Chicken chicken Chicken chicken chicken. Chicken chickens-chicken chicken Chickens chicken "chicken chickens chicken" chicken chicken CHICKEN chicken! (Flowchart from the "research paper" Chicken Chicken Chicken: Chicken Chicken, it/its, inanimate)