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TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#151: Apr 30th 2018 at 8:31:28 PM

The "Doctor" sighs upon seeing the cannonball and ruffles through his coat until he finds a flintlock pistol, specifically a British dueling pistol.

"Doctor:" Got this from a disgruntled customer of mine who shot at me with it. As I he didn't know that I was literally a skeleton of my former self the shot simply went through me without too much ill effects.

Klamptrap hobbles over, teeth bared as he's itching for battle.

Klamptrap:   Someobdy shooting at us, Doctor?   

"Doctor:" I don't know, but I'm not taking any chances.

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QuantumMelody29 chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction from somewhere Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
#152: May 1st 2018 at 12:48:20 AM

The cannonbal is flying right for the ghost's head...

... But it whizzed harmlessly through.

"... Huh?"

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Zincmind16 Since: Dec, 2017
#153: May 1st 2018 at 1:36:24 PM

The patron pulls out a flintlock pistol and his sword. He moved for the “Doctor’s” cannon.

TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#154: May 1st 2018 at 3:43:23 PM

The "Doctor" sees the patron move to the mortar cannon and goes to help him. He shouts to the others.

"Doctor:" Hey, what size cannon balls are on this ship?

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DrNoPuma Dr. Thomas Light from Toon Town Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#155: May 3rd 2018 at 2:19:34 PM

Boreas realizes that he has no weapons aside from his massive tusk. He hopes he doesn't have to stab anyone with it, but if he has to protect his friends... especially Saltine and Shelley... he will.

"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
Beverly from the Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: A teenager in love
#156: May 3rd 2018 at 2:35:56 PM

"OI! YOU LOT! PULL THE SHIP OVER!" A gravelly voice shouts at the crew. Saltine looks over to the source of the voice, seeing...

A kayak.

A kayak with a cannon and like two cannonballs. Quite a miracle it isn't sinking.

"Oh."

I'm Huney B now. Okay?
kablammin45 Not an evil Thievul from New Pines (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Not an evil Thievul
#157: May 3rd 2018 at 2:40:38 PM

(Seeing everyone getting out their weapons or preparing to fight after the cannonball flew by, Shelley gets worried because she realizes that she has no real fighting skills that she knows of, having never been taught to fight. She awkwardly puts up her flippers and looks around...and then sees the dinky kayak.)

Uh...uh...huh...? (She says in confusion.)

edited 3rd May '18 2:40:53 PM by kablammin45

"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."
Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from the trash Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#158: May 3rd 2018 at 3:23:24 PM

"..."

Parada (fuck it im just gonna refer to her by her name) peers over the edge of the ship at the kayak.

"... We eat ships like those for breakfast.."

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Zincmind16 Since: Dec, 2017
#159: May 3rd 2018 at 5:00:05 PM

“BLOW IT UP!” Says the Patron. They did shoot first.

Hydraloonie Hydraloonie from The northwestern Krusty Burger Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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#160: May 3rd 2018 at 5:24:04 PM

Bandy pulls out two pistols and starts shooting

"D-I-E"

Progress has it's stepping stones.
DrNoPuma Dr. Thomas Light from Toon Town Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#161: May 3rd 2018 at 5:47:14 PM

"Guys...?!" Boreas says, looking around frantically at the crewmembers shooting. "Maybe we shouldn't immediately open fire on a guy who we don't know telling us to pull over...?!"

"...Who does this guy think he is, anyway...?"

edited 3rd May '18 5:47:45 PM by DrNoPuma

"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
kablammin45 Not an evil Thievul from New Pines (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Not an evil Thievul
#162: May 3rd 2018 at 7:20:36 PM

Y-Yeah, can we just...uh...can we just slow down for one minute or something...? (Shelley asks. She's one this boat for one minute and almost everyone's already seemingly going nuts.)

"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."
QuantumMelody29 chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction from somewhere Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
#163: May 3rd 2018 at 10:57:13 PM

the ghost stared at the tiny boat.

"Huh, such a small boat isn't just sinking? How strange. "

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DrNoPuma Dr. Thomas Light from Toon Town Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#164: May 5th 2018 at 3:08:55 PM

Boreas looks over the side of the ship, squinting to try and see who the figure in the kayak is amongst all the chaos.

edited 5th May '18 3:09:09 PM by DrNoPuma

"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
Beverly from the Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: A teenager in love
#165: May 6th 2018 at 11:40:12 AM

Suddenly, as if it were a submarine, the entire thing begins to rise up. Just beneath the tiny kayak was an absolutely massive boat! At least three times the size of the one the crew is on. It's like the kayak was just bait...

After a short time, a man with a very large beard and two eyepatches (with googly eyes on them, mind) comes to the kayak head.

"AWRIGHTY, YOU GUYS. GIMME YOUR STUFF!"

I'm Huney B now. Okay?
DrNoPuma Dr. Thomas Light from Toon Town Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#166: May 6th 2018 at 11:45:20 AM

"Now, wait just a minute! Who do you think you are?! Some kind of pirate?"

"Oh... wait..."

"Well, we don't have anything to give you! We literally just set out to sea!"

edited 6th May '18 11:46:01 AM by DrNoPuma

"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
kablammin45 Not an evil Thievul from New Pines (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Not an evil Thievul
#167: May 6th 2018 at 11:50:40 AM

W-...Whoa!! (Shelley cries in confusion at the stranger with the large beard. She begins feeling herself over until she remembers that she doesn't have a penny to her name at the moment.) I-I don't have anything. I'm sorry...

"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#168: May 6th 2018 at 2:26:27 PM

Klamptrap moved forward, grinning as he spoke loudly to show off the treasure inside him.

Klamptrap:   Hey Big Eyepatch the Ugly, have a ramp of some sort for me to climb up there? If you so I'll gladly dump my treasure out for you so that you could go on your merry way!   

If the "Doctor" had face muscles, he'd wear a faint smile as he knew what Klamptrap was planning.

edited 6th May '18 2:28:27 PM by TheGamechanger

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Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from the trash Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#169: May 6th 2018 at 3:52:25 PM

Parada frowns.

"I don't have any possessions of worth.."

I hope I won't have to resort to... That would blow my cover immediately..

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Zincmind16 Since: Dec, 2017
Hydraloonie Hydraloonie from The northwestern Krusty Burger Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Hydraloonie
#171: May 7th 2018 at 5:06:54 PM

Bandy points his gun everywhere, incredibly confused

Progress has it's stepping stones.
QuantumMelody29 chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction from somewhere Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
#172: May 7th 2018 at 11:07:34 PM

"Neither do I."

The ghost stared up at the ship.

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DefRevenge24601 Strongest In History from Beyond The Void (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Strongest In History
#173: May 8th 2018 at 4:45:23 PM

"Well, that escalated quickly."

Yeah, no kidding."

"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"
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