Resident Evil

Still. He didn't hesitate. It was a good scene.

Actually my original question was how a fight between Joe Baker and Mr. X would go.

I just want to see a Tyrant get powerbombed

Then you are probably gonna have to have two Tyrants fight each other.

I don't think Jack JOE Baker has it in him...or he won't after the Tyrant rips him twelve new ones.

I did know that. I was just checking if you were paying attention.

Edited by HandsomeRob on Feb 8th 2019 at 5:07:58 AM

You do know that Joe and Jack are different characters right?

Joe punches molded for a living.

Well, this is a thing:

As legitimately hilarious as that is, it's gotta be some kind of edit...right?

Yup, it's an edit. Those DMX songs aren't part of the game's actual soundtrack.

I think they're asking about Mr. X's behavior.

I can confirm this poster is a lying liar who lies.

I have never told a single lie in my life.

See?! Just look at him, lying all the time!

But these aren't lies. They're trues.

I mean, considering Rocket Launchers and heavy artillery as a wholedo tend to be the overall weakness of Tyrants and the bigger Zombies (with the exception of that lone Mr. X from Damnation who fricking caught one and threw it back at Leon), I kinda like the implication that it's smart enough to just back off and wait for a better opportunity to kill it's targets.

Plus, it's genuinely funny.

It might have been an AI pathfinding issue, from the angle of Claire is standing on the bookshelves and Mr. X stops at where the walkway original ends.

Do you know why Revelations 2 is a good game?

Because the main villain's evil plan hinges on them shooting themself in the face and they don't see anything wrong with this.

If only all of them could come up with a plan like that. Save the heroes a lot of work I'd say.

Anyway, just finished the latest Resident Evil CG movie:

So glad I was able to find that clip. Made the whole joke come together...badly yes, but still.

Anyway, it's a good thing they were able to administer that cure, cause the A Virus could have been a game changer. Ever since 4, they've been looking for surefire ways to control BO Ws, and Arias did it. And he didn't even have to become some kind of mutant to do it. That was under completely different circumstances. In other words, he could have had the most dangerous version of any virus ever if he'd reached the point of being able to use it with Tyrants or some of the nastier viruses. I wonder what demon cocktail of T, G, Plagas, C, and/or whatever they used in 5 he mixed together to get it?

Now, while I agree that as a Arms Merchant, he's not all that worthy of sympathy, but I do admit that bombing a dude's wedding is a pretty low move. I mean, there had to be a few people there who didn't deserve to be blown up. Seem like overkill for one dude, even one as awful as Arias.

Rebecca Chambers: Almost twenty years later, and still unbitten.

And so my final thoughts on this film

1) New York psychiatrists are gonna see a lot of new customers I'll tell you what. As the first story in the series where fully infected people actually turn back, they are gonna be completely messed up in the head. Especially that dude who ate his girlfriend.

2) How many people did they kill during this movie?...not the Zombies. The heroes?

3) ...this has nothing to do with Vendetta, but now I'm picturing an Sherry Birkin / Ashley Graham team up for some reason. Maybe the former gets assigned as the latter's bodyguard or something, and Zombie wackiness ensues.

I wonder what happened with Manuela Hidalgo

My guess, she ended where everyone who gets infected with a virus but doesn't succumb goes:

A laboratory.

Man, a lot of people have developed antibodies haven't they?

I think at this point we have Sherry, Jill, Maneula, maybe Ashley (if the Ganados count)...I'm sure there are more, but I can't recall all of them.

Leon would count too.

I think Ethan, Mia and Zoe could have developed superpowers thanks to the molded infestation. Or at least that would explain some of the shit Ethan shrugs off at the beginning.

Piers you fucking pussy, you could have been the Alex Mercer of RE

Yeah. Or you could have been doing all the work in Vendetta so that Chris could retire.

It's funny how Chris is being meme into a crazy Shipper on Deck for Leon X Claire.

Remember all those boulders in 4? It was Chris all along.

I keep seeing that on 4chan. Where did it come from?

Oh, and remember how I was talking about how people hunting zombies don't properly protect themselves?

It's still happening in Vendetta. I swear to god, when will someone wear body armour that can protect them from bites? You'd think the army officers who tend to accompany Chris and whoever else they are following would be wearing clothes that can't be easily bitten through. The mutants are another issue since they are obviously much stronger, but for normal zombies, it shouldn't be too hard to resist a bite if you wear something thick enough.

Not sure if armor would do anything if zombies are as strong as they say they are.

I still ship Leon and Claire.

Ada and Leon is a ship that hasn't sailed in decades.

How strong are they?

I mean, they kinda have the advantage of not getting tired, but most of them seem pretty slow, and I've never seen any evidence that they are particularly stronger than a normal human.

It's just that they are feral and tend to do things people won't expect. I mean, some of you might be thinking of that scene in the beginning of the remake of Resident Evil 2 where that cop gets overpowered and killed, but he didn't know what he was dealing with.

Now, against the more powerful mutations and things like the Ganado, the C-virus J'avo and the Majini, it might not work (plus all of them are intelligent and can use weapons anyway) but against normal Zeds...

Armour my friends. Armour saves lives.