Things Bob is not allowed to do on TVTropes

174. Bob may not yell in a voice resembling Gordon Ramsay while I'm trying to cook. Again.

175: Bob may not ask the Loch Ness Monster for $4.50

175.1. Bob may not ask the Loch Ness Monster for $2.50

175.2. Bob may not ask the Loch Ness Monster for any amount of money.

175.3. Bob may not ask Bigfoot for money either.

Edited by OopityDoop on Apr 1st 2022 at 1:18:45 PM

175.4: Bob may as well not ask for money from any myth at all.

176. fuck you bob stop showin everyone my fuckin deviantart you peace of shit

176.1: Bob may not show people anyone else's DeviantArt account.

176.2: That goes double for their HentaiFoundry accounts.

176.3 Especially not Bob's own DeviantArt, and double-especially not his own HentaiFoundry.

176.4 Just going to go ahead and pre-empt Bob from showing his or anybody else's FurAffinity account either.

Edited by dvorak on Apr 2nd 2022 at 8:33:56 AM

177: Bob is not allowed to use the Zalgo text generator here.

177.1: Bob is not allowed to use the Wing Ding text generator either.

178: As a colorary to 176, Bob MAY promote his YouTube channel, but ONLY if he stops spamming that ASCII art of him and a tank in the comments.

178.1: Bob may only show other people's YouTube channels if he's obtained their express written permission. And he refrains from ASCII art comments.

Edited by dvorak on Apr 2nd 2022 at 9:38:25 AM

179. Given the shit he makes on them and shares with me, Bob is no longer allowed access to any of the BrantSteele simulators.

180: Bob is no longer allowed to play avatar games.

180.1: Nor is he allowed to share avatars.

180.2: Just for safe measure, Bob is not allowed to have an avatar gallery.

180.3. Bob would not win in a fight against any tropers' avatars.

180.4. No, he may not "test this practically", whatever the hell that means.

181. Bob is not allowed to post on a bunch of random threads announcing that he just won "The Game".

182: Bob may not make All Blue Entries.

182.1: Bob may not make All Red Entries.

182.2. Bob may not make All Green Entries.

182.3. Bob may not make All Gold Entries.

182.4. Bob may not make entries of any color variation whatsoever.

183. Bob must refrain from yelling at me for my repeated sandwich posting.

Edited by OopityDoop on Apr 2nd 2022 at 2:44:33 PM

184: Bob is not "Florida Man."

184.1: Bob is not "Ohio Man" either; everyone knows Ohio doesn't exist.

184.2 Nor is he Particle, Triangle, Universe, or Person Man.

Edited by dvorak on Apr 24th 2022 at 8:42:14 AM

185: Bob is not Zero-Context Example-kun.

185.1: Bob is not Natter-kun either.

185.2: Nor is he Vandal-kun.

185.3: Or Sock-kun.

185.4: Or Bad Indentation-kun.

185.5: On that note, Bob is forbidden from becoming Trope-tan's archenemy.

Edited by GoosefromWikipedia on Apr 2nd 2022 at 12:50:45 PM

186. If Bob wins the lottery, he may not use his winnings to fund a massive swearing rampage.

187. Bob is not to change his avatar to that of another user in order to confuse people.

Edited by BackSet1 on Apr 2nd 2022 at 5:16:33 AM

188. Bob is not allowed to post the solution to the day's Wordle on the forums.

• If Bob is absolutely compelled to do so, he MUST use a spoiler tag.

189: Bob may not spoil Bug Fables for blankb.

190. Bob may not commission NSFW images of himself, other tropers' avatars, or of himself with any other troper's avatar.

191. We do not talk about Guma ninja'ing me.

Edited by OopityDoop on Apr 2nd 2022 at 5:34:06 AM

192: Bob is not Guma, either, nor a ninja, now put my Katana back in the display case at once.

193. Bob is not allowed to turn innocent forum games into collaborative writing projects.

194. Bob is not allowed to turn risque forum games into collaborative writing projects.

195: Bob is not to start Play by Post games because they always turn into ERP

196: Bob may not point out that 194-195 could have been bullet points of 193

Edited by dvorak on Apr 2nd 2022 at 4:19:07 AM

197. Bob is not essential to the wiki's existence and reporting him for any of offenses that have been mentioned or will be mentioned will not cause it's collapse.