Tropers: The Series

Shoot all you want, the Gunberry is indestructible!

He notices Playing.

Playing, toss those over here! Don't tell me you switched alignments again...

Playing turns on the taser.

"Ok!"

Playing throws the taser at the person with the Gunberry.

"Mate, your arm fell off. And don't say tis but a scratch, otherwise we'll expect the Spanish Inquisition."

The arm is supposed to fall off! It's detachable for narrow garages!

Coleberry catches the taser, then tosses it down to Lonagan.

Wire this in, Lonagan!

Lonagan, unsure how to do so, simply opens up a control panel, and fires the taser into it, hoping for the best.

(Amnesiac Tales comes in out of nowhere and kicks the Gunberry, putting it in near critical condition, but also stubbing his toe.)

Zanreo fires her Laser Laser and Double Laser at the Gunberry.

After all this, the Gunberry starts to explode. However, Coleberry frantically wires a few things together, and manages to stop in mid-explosion...somehow.

You'll never defeat me! This is only a temporary setback! he yells, reading from The Oxford Book of Villain Phrases.

Edited by TropesForever on Nov 28th 2018 at 6:19:11 AM

(Convoy decides to shoot him. With a Big Ass Beam Rifle. No Kill like Overkill.)

(Tales kicks the gunberry again.)

Zanreo shoots some more beams at the Gunberry for good measure.

The Gunberry explodes. Coleberry comes crawling out of the wreckage.

Ah, that was only the beginning! Fear the wrath of the Gunberry's newest form, Rubbish Pile Gunberry!

The police arrive and handcuff Coleberry.

“Thank goodness. Let’s end the episode, shall we? But please don’t end it just yet, I need to come up with a title.

(Meanwhile back at the apartment, Chey and Ford finally return from their date.)
"Helloooooooooooooo? Tropes? Tales? Taco? Huh... They must've gone out."
(Chey then goes over to the computer to check the tracking on her package, then gets off.)
"So, uhh, since the Tropers aren't home, what are we going to do?"
"I have some ideas."
(Chey then smiles mischievously at Ford. Cut to the two of them baking and decorating cookies. Cue canned laughter.)

“I’m ready to end the episode.”

Season 4 Episode 15: Cirque du Tropers

(The following was pre-written)

(The episode starts with a long shot of the exterior of the apartment complex. Cue the sound of Chey's squealing, then cut to Chey barging into the apartment holding a box. Chey then cheerfully shouts...)
"IT'S HERE! IT'S FINALLY SMEGGING HERE!"
"What's here, darling?"
"MY PACKAAAAAAAAAAAGE!"
(Chey sits the box down and does a silly dance, then she grabs a small knife and carefully cuts the box open. She then pulls out the box which had the Sony-I mean Zony boombox inside. Chey squeals in delight again before she opens the glossy box and carefully pulls the boombox, power cord out. She then takes off the bubble wrap that was around the covered boombox.)
"Eeeeeeeeee! Look, Fordie! BUBBLE WRAAAAAAAP!"
(She then pops a couple bubbles before she takes the foam/fabric-type sack off the boombox and takes off the tape that was on the cassette deck door, the tape that was covering the pause, stop/eject, and fast forward buttons, and the tape that was on part of the backside of the boombox to keep the antenna in place during shipping. Chey then squeals again as she hooks the business end of the power cord up to the boombox. Ford laughs.)
"What's so funny?"
"You and your enthusiasm... Ah, but I love you for that."
(Ford then kisses Chey.)
"Where are you going to plug it in at?"
(Chey then goes over to the smart home speaker Sonny gave them.)
"Hey, Eddie, guess what?"
SMART SPEAKER: "Hi there! This is Eddie, your counter-top smart home speaker and I am doing just grea-Wait, what are you doing?'"
"Nice knowing you."
(Chey unplugs Eddie and shoves him into the cupboard. She then sits the boombox where Eddie was, plugs it in, and turns it on.)
SONG ON RADIO: "🎵 Sweeeeeeeeeeet, wonderful you... You make me happy with the things you do. Ohhhhhhh, can it be so? This feeling follows me wherever I go... 🎵"
(Chey and Ford then start dancing with each other.)
SONG ON RADIO: "🎵 I never did belieeeeeeeeeeve in miracles, but I've a feeling it's time to try... I never did belieeeeeeeeeeeeeve in the ways of magic, but I'm beginning to wonder why... 🎵"
(Suddenly, a voice comes through the speakers.)
"What in God's name is this place?"
(Chey yelps.)
"What's wrong, love?"
"I-I think either the radio station's got it's signal intruded or that boombox just talked!"
(Chey then hits the CD play/pause button.)
"Hey, you got to put in a CD first! Do you have the intelligence of a bag of soil?"
(Chey screams.)
"IT REALLY DID TALK! AAAAAAAAAH!"
"Good god, girl. Calm down! What? Ya never seen a talking boombox before?"
"Certainly not one that sounds like Paul smegging Darrow and is rude as heck!"
"Anyways, allow me to introduce myself... My model number is CFD-S70."
"Well, hello, CFD-S70... You know what? since you sound like Paul Darrow, I'm calling you Avon."
"Avon? Sounds alright... Whatever then."

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Nov 27th 2018 at 6:27:01 AM

Tropes walks in.

"Alright, apparently I'm gonna need to drive out of town to get the supplies to repair that wall that Coleberry broke...what's going on here, Chey?"

(The following was pre-written.)

"Oh, hi there, Tropes. My boombox finally came! Say hello to Avon. Avon, this is Tropes."
AVON: "Hi."
"He's, uhhhh, a bit grouchy."
AVON: "Oh, shut up."
"Don't be rude..."

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Nov 27th 2018 at 6:39:09 AM

“Pipe down, or I’ll recycle you for scraps.”

"Oh. Hi, Avon. Say, I'm going out of town, do you wanna come with me?"

AVON: "Bad news for you, mate; I'm under warranty. So if you do wreck me, I'll get sent away to be repaired."
"W-well yeah... Let's play a CD!"
(Chey then goes to her room, comes out with her copy of ABBA Gold, puts it in the CD player, and hits play.)

(Morph Moth's humming along to the tune while chewing on a sweater.)

Morph Moth: G—good song...

“Hey Boombox, can you print circus tickets?”

Revenge grabs Eddie out of the cupboard, before going outside.

"I'll be back."

He then proceeds to go to an empty space, place Eddie down, step back, and use Giant Storm to obliterate the smart device and the area around it.

He then walks back in and calls a contractor.

"Hey, can I get a pool? Yeah. I don't know the exact dimensions, but you'll know it when you see it."

A bunch of SimCity builders come and begin work on the pool.

Revenge turns around and dusts his hands off.

"So, we have a pool now! It should be done by the end of the episode."

Edited by DefRevenge24601 on Nov 27th 2018 at 9:57:28 AM

AVON: "No, I cannot. The only things I am capable of doing are play CDs and cassettes, record stuff onto cassettes, and pick up FM and AM radio stations. I also have a audio-in feature or whatever it is called."