"You are ruining my tuxedos!"
Not stupid or expendable.
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"The tuxedos of life, clearly! Why's this episode still running?"
Huzzah
Not stupid or expendable.
"I don't know, but I need a zarking nap..."
(Ford then goes into him and Chey's room.)
"Well, all's well that ends well. Want a juice pouch, Taco?"
(Cue credits.)
Season 4, Episode 6: The Obligatory Very Special Episode
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
"Hey guys! I just got Tropers: The Series Season 4 on DVD!"
Not stupid or expendable.
"How? This season's still running. Wait, did you take my TARDIS without my permission to go to the smegging future?!"
(Cue canned laughter.)
"No! I got it from a dude who likes this show and is from the future! And, yes, I will prove that this DVD is real!"
Playing pops the DVD into the DVD player. A message shows up saying: 1 minute later.
"Season 4, Episode 6: The Obligatory Very Special Episode. Yes!"
The episode plays.
TV!Playing:
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
2co Badger is crocheting, hoping to make a yarn set of booties. Taco Badger is out of the apartment, presumably, out feeding his urges.
Huzzah
"Wait, why is 2co Badger making some booties?"
TV!Playing:
"Well, it's time to stop with the alcohol addiction! Eevee, let's go!"
TV!Playing:
Playing turns off the TV.
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
2co shrugs. "I don't know. The life of a clone is a boring one. Considering I have yet to drink alcohol, I figure I can pour my addictive personality into crochet. Seems healthier."
Huzzah
"Well, let's go look at the sign that I shot."
Playing goes and looks at the sign, which reads Series:Mont Python Fly Circus.
I go up to 2co.
"Hey! I haven't really talked to you, what with being dragged off by a bear just as you werecreated. Anyway, I'm TropesForever. Nice to meet you."
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"Oh, uh, nice to meet you too, I guess? I don't know, I have some of the younger memories of Taco, but they sorta get fuzzy after Junior Year. Nice to re-meet you?"
Huzzah
"Nice to re-meet you too, in that case."
"So, is your personality the same as Taco? I mean, if you don't mind saying."
"Taco, I have an idea on how to stop your alcohol problem!"
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"Kind of. See, I have the same genetics, and some of the foundational choices of regular Taco, but some of the later choices and experiences shifted him into a slightly different person. So, there are some variations here and there. But, hey, we both love antique woodworks!"
2co turns to Playing. "I'm Taco's clone. You made me... dad? Huh, that's a weird word to say. Well, anyway, Taco's out."
Edited by TacoBadger on Oct 14th 2018 at 5:37:27 AM
Huzzah
"Oh, that's cool."
"Say, 2co, are there any real-world issues you feel strongly about?"
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"I feel strongly about the topic of abortion. But, I feel you probably don't want that direction with the episode, so I'll stick to crochet."
Edited by TacoBadger on Oct 14th 2018 at 5:40:33 AM
Huzzah
"No. Taco, I know you are listening to me, so the DVD I have given you? Fast-forward until you see you, on the couch holding a flask, pouring out a brown liquid. That's the cue to keep watching what you WILL do, because this DVD is from the future, and as such, knows what you WILL do."
"Touché."
Not stupid or expendable.
"I have to go to the bathroom, I'll be back."
(Chey then grabs a brush and goes to the bathroom to redo her ponytail. She stood in front of the mirror as she took her hair down and brushed it down. It looked a bit normal but in all honesty, It was very uneven and some of it's ends were split. She then takes her hair, brushes it some more, and puts it back up in a ponytail. Afterwards, she pulls a strand of her hair out, wraps the strand around her index and middle fingers, and breaks the strand in half using her other index finger. Chey then exits the bathroom.)
"Alright, I'm back."
Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Oct 14th 2018 at 5:44:21 AM
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
2co is confused. "Playing, I'm not Taco. But, I do know Taco. And I know that if you try to force him to do something. He will make sure he doesn't. So, tread lightly."
Huzzah
"How's it touchè, Tropes? My plan shall work, although stable time loops will happen."
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"You all seem so concerned about my original's drinking. Have you ever tried talking to him about it?"
"Also, he was saying Touché to me."
Edited by TacoBadger on Oct 14th 2018 at 5:47:16 AM
Huzzah
"Read a book. Thank you."
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."(The commercial then ends. Back at the apartment...)
"Good god, What a smegged up day this was!"
(Chey then goes over to the fridge, pulls out a entire box of juice pouches, and takes it to the couch.)