Tropers: The Series

(Returns to the show, where Taco is picking vegetables out of a garden, and eating them.)

“Well, I’d call this episode done for, Wouldn’t you guys?”

(The producer then comes out.)
PRODUCER: "Right, Let's shut down production!"
"The heck? Why's that?"
PRODUCER: "The cameramen have gone on strike."
"Oh, come on! This is supposed to be the first anniversary special... Wait a moment, I have a idea. Let's start everything over and do a different plot."
"How are we going to do that?"
(Chey holds up her remote control.)
"We simply use rewind."
(Chey then presses and holds the rewind button. The episode then restarts.)

"And so I said: "Orville, the birds may be dead."

"You have been talking to me for about 5 episodes now- Something seems off. This gag should be happening... a few minutes from now? I should be getting a call from the council any second now..."

“As far as I’m concerned, Tropers is a side-gig. Young Tropey’s been feeding me big bucks ever since I became a lead character.”

"Well, Tropers: The Series has been making me and Ford rich. That, and all those merchandising and product endorsement deals. And because of that body wash commercial Ford did, Sales on body wash have skyrocketed."

“Man. I didn’t realize Ford held that much weight. I just thought he was some weird British dude.”

"British? Errrrr, He's Betelgeusian."
(Cue canned laughter.)
"What the photon are we looking for again?"

Riiiiing! Riiiiing!

"Yes. I see. Rewinding? Paradoxes? Nuclear war? Simpsons never getting worse? Endless tycoon releasing first? SNK never selling out to Eolith? Uh, why do most of these sound good?"

"The entire timeline will be irreparably changed if I don't do something now? Fiiiiiiine. I'm on it."

Click!

"What is it?"

"Some yahoos are disturbing spacetime. They said there are a few different incidents, but only a few instruments were used, which leads to a suspicion of a special kind of manipulator: a TV Remote."

“You mean like Chey’s?”

"Oh, peanuts."

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jul 17th 2018 at 3:03:48 AM

"No, not Chey's. They've already briefed me on what had happened with that, and a few things need tweaking to get back to normal. At worst, a ticket for ten bucks and a slap on the wrist. This might be something different entirely. I'll take care of this, and if it happens to cross paths with you guys, I'll let you know."

Sorry if I got a bit railroady there, I should have sufficiently unchained it from the plot you had before.

“Alright. Well, Chey, as I was saying, pretty sure we’re done today. Let’s hop in your phone booth and go back to the present.”

"It's actually a photo booth. Alright then... Some day this was. Come along, Ford."
"Hold on a moment."
(Ford then takes the lampshade off the floor lamp and gives it to Chey.)
"Why the heck did you give me a lampshade for?"
"I thought you'd like a nice little souvenir from the past."
"Awww, thank yo-"
(POOF! The lampshade vanishes and a note appears in it's place.)
"Are you kidding me right now? We were supposed to get a lampshade all this time? Oh, lord..."

-a paper aeroplane flies through the air and may hit someone-

-it is another letter-

[[quoteblock]] Hi! I hope this got here ok. My holiday has been great! Me and some friends went to a theme park and it was epic! Then, when we arrived at the new hotel by the airport, we got a trophy for being the first people to reserve a room! So, after going to a cat cafe (so cute!), we left for Greece the next day. Just been chilling at a beach for a few days and it's off to Italy next! Greece has been so much better than when I went with Wilf last time. Just in case you weren't here when I told this one, I sent another note describing it. Until next time, byee! [[\quoteblock]]

-another paper aeroplane lands somewhere near, labelled "what happened on my last trip to Greece (other than with the tropers) detailing a rather gross story-

-there is also a wish you were here postcard attached with a picture of a scenic beach-

“Wait, what?! Why the Hell didn’t that asshole say we were supposed to take a lampshade then?! We were spending this whole episode screwing around with Zazzerpan, and what, Songbird, this mysterious asshole, is just letting us simmer?! I want answers god damn it!”

"I think we should do another Breather Episode, what d'ya say, Ford?"
"Well, it's been seven episodes. Why not?"

"A breather episode would be great!" says Puma, walking in. "I need more time to appease my sponsors- I mean, do crazy antics with you guys."

"Sounds good" I say, returning from my abrupt, unannounced spiritual journey to the Cavern Club in Liverpool.

(Cue cheers and applause from the audience.)
"TROPES!"
(Chey then runs up to Tropes and hugs him. Cue the audience going "Awwwwwwwwwwwww....")

“Great, one of the good ones is back. Now, let’s ditch this Songbird guy. And I’ve got the perfect place...”

Season Three Episode Seventeen: The Sweat Lodge

Edited by TacoBadger on Jul 17th 2018 at 6:13:05 AM

"The what lodge?!"

“A sweat lodge. It’s super cool. We’re gonna rent out a cabin, and sleep there for a few days, and then every now and then we go to the sweat lodge. It’s a natural sauna. Supposedly it clears out the pours unlike no other. You excited, Tropes?”

Edited by TacoBadger on Jul 17th 2018 at 6:20:33 AM

"Sounds nice. My pours have felt very un-cleaned-out recently."

Edited by TropesForever on Jul 17th 2018 at 9:20:39 PM