Tropers: The Series

"Alright, just go out so I could talk to Ford."
(Melody and the duck then get off the plane.)
"Chey, I'm really sorry I snapped like that..."
"It's okay... Are you feeling alright, Ford?"
"Except for this hangover, I guess so."
"You're still embarrassed over how you got incredibly drunk, sang Da Ya Think I'm Sexy, and started taking your clothes off in that bar in Paris last night, aren't you?"
"....Yes."
"Oh, Fordie..."
(Chey then hugs Ford and starts singing Chiquitita to him.)
"We're gonna be singing ABBA songs throughout the episode, aren't we?"
"Yes."
"...Viewers, get your earplugs ready."
(Cue canned laughter)

"Oh, Mamma Mia, this is gonna be a long trip."

Canned Laughter

(Chey and Ford then got off the plane and went inside the airport.)

"I wonder if there's anyplace in this airport that sells lutefisk. Sweden's known for that, you know."

Melody: Where's the restaurants? I need food. Again.

"I hear there's a good fish place in town called Kajsas Fisk."

"You know, I've been meaning to ask, what happens when you run out of those capsules?"

Melody: Ok bye I'll be back in a bit!

-she runs off to the restaurant-

"I'm still here!" says Puma, standing in the back. "Well, I missed a lot, but you know what I mean. So, what's happening?"

Ve-a're-a gueeng tu a restoorunt, Pooma. Ve-a're-a elsu gunna luuk fur un EBBA elboom. Bork Bork Bork!

Taco is currently munching on a yellow bag of suspiciously off-brand red candy fish.

"Oh, so we're still in Sweden! Glorious!"

“Apparently Chey wants us to steal ABBA’s first ever recording. I think we should just leave it, but apparently it’s important for some reason.”

(Cue canned laughter. The Chey Bus then pulls up outside the airport,)
"Hey, fellas, the bus is here!"

"You mean sub!" Canned Laughter. "It's Burger Boy!" "Is he using a rock as a computer?"

“I wonder which British 70’s pop culture figure will be driving this time.”

edited 20th Jun '18 5:59:30 PM by TacoBadger

(Chey and Ford exit the airport and hop aboard the bus.)
BUS-DRIVING MECHANOID: "Oh, hello again, everyone!"
"Hello, Mr. Bus-driver."
BUS-DRIVING MECHANOID: "Hey, where is your clone of Robin Gibb, Miss Chey?"
"A couple episodes ago, Taco hurt Robin's feelings and so he went back to E-Space. I haven't heard from him since."

“Eh. We had too many people anyway.”

Taco gets on the bus.

"Hey, Bus-Driving Mechanoid! I bought your album back in '78!"

I also get on the bus.

edited 20th Jun '18 6:06:33 PM by TropesForever

(Cue audience laughter)
BUS-DRIVING MECHANOID: "Is there any reason why Mr. Prefect looks a bit unhappy, Miss Chey?"
"Hangover. Plus, he did something humiliating at a bar in Paris last night."
(Ford then groans.)
"Don't remind me!"
"Sorry, Fordie."
BUS-DRIVING MECHANOID: "Are you two dating yet?"
"No!"

edited 20th Jun '18 6:08:32 PM by EeveeGirlChey

Puma gets on the bus.

"Hey, does anyone mind if I sing the Magic School Bus theme? I know it doesn't have to do with Sweden, but still."

(Cue audience laughter)
BUS-DRIVING MECHANOID: "Alright, is that everyone?"

Revenge arrives just in time.

"I'm here!"

Flies in just as the doors close.

"Not to be a pest about it, but I'd still like to know what happens when those capsules run out."

"Simple, I don't run out."
BUS-DRIVING MECHANOID: "Okay, everyone. Get in your seats!"
(Chey and Ford, of course, sit in the back. The bus-driving mechanoid then shuts the doors, turns on the radio, and starts driving.)