Akuma Shogun
Junon: (peeks up from her book and gulps) How scary is Nickleback?
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"Terrifying."
Huzzah
"Please! We'll even listen to Vogon Poetry! Anything but Nickleback!"
edited 2nd Jun '18 11:46:07 PM by TropesForever
Akuma Shogun
Junon: If you say so. (attempts to place earmuffs on head) Will this protect me against that accursed music?
"If you're lucky."
Not stupid or expendable.
"Fine then."
(Chey clears her throat. Meanwhile, Ford is walking back with a beautiful female librarian.)
"Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me as plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee, That mordiously hath blurted out its earted jurtles, grumbling into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles-"
(Ford then covers his ears and starts screaming.)
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Taco answers Junon, but Junon can't hear it, as they have earmuffs on.
"Ford, please be quiet," he tells Ford.
edited 2nd Jun '18 11:49:49 PM by TacoBadger
Huzzah
Not stupid or expendable.
"...Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts, And living glupules frart and stipulate like jowling meated liverslime, Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes..."
(Ford continues screaming in pain. Chey then stops and listens closely.)
"OH SMEG, FORD! I knew he wandered off but I didn't know he was still in the library!"
"This is actually quite relaxing in comparison. Oh hey, a librarian! Thanks, Ford."
I turn to the librarian.
"Hey, have you seed a Jade Dragon Statue by any chance?"
Not stupid or expendable.
"Oh, The jade dragon statue! Yes, I think it's in a display of dragon-themed books. We're planning to dismantle the display today."
(Chey is seen holding Ford and trying to comfort him.)
"I'm so sorry, Ford, I thought you went outside..."
(Ford moans.)
edited 2nd Jun '18 11:59:31 PM by EeveeGirlChey
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Nevermind I guess.
Taco sighs. "Oh, I thought it was gonna be hidden or something. Shoot, that was easy. Cool, let's do it."
edited 2nd Jun '18 11:58:43 PM by TacoBadger
Huzzah
Oops, I should have specified who was playing the librarian. Sorry both of you.
"Well, thank you."
I go over to the dragon display and look around.
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
-Melody runs up-
Melody: Sorry I took so long! What did I miss?
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
"We're about to get the statue with seemingly no hitches or anything. As soon as we can find it, that is."
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Taco peaks out of the bag. “HI MELODY! Uh, we went five months back in time, made a new friend, killed a spider, and I got to use a Tardis!”
Hung up on the dragon display, a lanky red dragon swirls about, hung by string.
On a nearby bookshelf, a small green stone dragon holds books in place, mirrored on the other side by a blue brother.
edited 3rd Jun '18 12:04:23 AM by TacoBadger
Huzzah
Not stupid or expendable.
"More like you hijacked my TARDIS! Anyways, Hi, Melody. We encountered Fussenpepper and then we ended up in some kids' library in China."
edited 3rd Jun '18 12:05:22 AM by EeveeGirlChey
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
-Melody points at the dragon on the bookshelf-
Melody: Is that it?
Ghost!Melody: Loook over theeeere! It's meeeeee!
-she points to a catgirl at the other end of the library-
Ghost!Melody: Look ooout for thaaaat-
-a large bookshelf falls on the other catgirl-
Ghost!Melody: And that's how I diiied. Dropped a bookshelf on meeee. Hoooow unsatisfyyying.
Melody: Death by Origin Story in action, people.
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
“Wow. We probably could’ve prevented that. Oh well.”
“Melody, you found the dragon! Sweet! Give it over!”
Huzzah
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
Melody: Hey, I didn't say I had it, I was just saying it was over there. I can't quite reach it though.
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
Light and Hope
(poof!) Dave suddenly reappears, Pinkie Pie-style.
"Right, sorry I just disappeared like that. Anyway, you want that dragon, right? Good thing I studied magic."
He starts to concentrate, and the dragon statue starts to glow a blue aura. He moves his arm to the right. The statue moves to the same direction.
Soon, he manages to set the statue on the ground.
"Whew, that was.... harder than I expected."
edited 3rd Jun '18 6:32:56 AM by dave_the_assassin
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
A Reluctant Lion
Puma, who has returned to human form, puts his hand on Dave's shoulder.
"Are you okay, dude? Also, welcome."
"...So, we got the statue thingy?"
"Pardon me, you dropped your handkerchief!"
Not Sherlock Holmes
"I've also made a serum that allows you to return to your werecat form."
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Light and Hope
Dave smiles at the words.
"I'm fine, thank you, but I'll need some time to recharge my energy. Oh, and I do not believe you've ever told me your name. You can tell me later, though. I'm tuning out."
He then took a smoke bomb and throws it at himself, á lá a typical magician. When the smoke clears, he's gone.
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
“Tales, when did you have time to do that?”
Huzzah
"You wouldn't! YOU MONSTER!"
Huzzah