Tropers: The Series

"C'mon, is this an audience or a mosaic?"

"...Just kidding. So, how long is this flight gonna last anyway?"

Melody: What ship are you talking about?

Ghost!Melody: The one who I pair with the canned laaaaaughter machiiiiine? Waaait! Why is nooone laaaughing? Did I offend the machiiine?

edited 24th May '18 11:59:30 AM by QuantumMelody29

"What if...the machine has been murdered?" Scare Chord

edited 24th May '18 3:12:24 PM by TropesForever

"I know, I'll test to see if it's working. Hey, Fordie, Come here."
(Chey then puts some lip balm on as Ford goes to her.)
"Yes?"
(Then, Chey pulled Ford towards her as if she's getting ready to kiss him. As the audience went "OooooOOOOOOOoooooh!", Chey says...)
"Yep, Machine's working!"
(...Before giving Ford a nice, friendly hug, making the audience groan in disappointment.)
"Hahaha! Sorry, y'all. No kiss for you."

"Aww, I was hoping for Murder on the Fussenpepper Express."

"Aww, it's alright, Tropes. Maybe in another episode. Oh smeg! I 98.5% forgot about something."
(Chey then takes a towel out of her bag and wears it around her neck.)
"My towel!"
(Ford smiles at Chey.)
"Good lad."

-Cue Ocular Gushers from Ghost!Melody -

Ghost!Melody: They didn't kiiiisss! Waaaaaaah!

Melody: How are you even doing that?

There was a little bit of smoke where Revenge's head should be, and it was currently in the shape of a troll face.

"Hah! Fakeout!"

(Cue audience laughter. Chey then looks out the window.)
"Hey, look! The plane's landing."

(Suddenly, the train shakes around, as a young fairy with wings made of ice enters the train. She starts talking in Japanese to a walkie talkie.)

"Train?! Huh? I thoug-wha-huh-uhhh...."
(Chey then collapses.)
"Oh, Belgium, not again!"
(Ford looks out the window and then goes back to Chey)
"I guess she confused mild fog for clouds..."
(Ford then crouches down.)
"Chey? Are you alright?"
(Chey then wakes up.)
"Oh, hello, Ford. Anyways, Sorry about what happened, fellas! Let's go."
(Chey then gets up and grabs her bags. Ford follows suit afterwards.)
"Wait a minute, Is that a fairy? Ooooooh!"
(Chey drops her bags on the ground, with one of them landing on Ford's foot. Causing him to yell "OWW!" and Chey to quickly apologize to him before going to the fairy.)
"Yaaaay! I always liked fairies. "

Melody: Ooooh, shiny!

-tries to catch the fairy-

Revenge quickly uses a blood construct to move Melody out of the way.

"Cirno, as we pull in? This is getting to be a bad day already. I wish we were back in Brighton..."

Multiple blood constructs, specifically two hands and four knives, appear behind Revenge.

edited 26th May '18 1:55:36 PM by DefRevenge24601

"Wait a second. Fairies don't exist! Talking Animals, Wizards, Time Lords, Robots, Stand Users, Pokémon, Ghosts, Gundams, Elder Gods, Landlord Plants, Xathians, Magical Girls, Sitcoms based entirely around cheese, Betelgeusians and Tom Jones, yes, but not fairies!"

"Oh, they do, and I can only imagine what else does..."

"Don't forget clones of dead celebrities. Anyways, Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!!"
(Chey then chases the fairy around the passenger car while some chase music plays, bumping into the other Tropers, continuously stepping on Ford's foot, and causing the audience to laugh a lot in the process.)
"Chey, have you lost your zarking mind?!"
"Yes."
(Cue audience laughter. Chey continues to chase the fairy until she trips on one of her bags. Next thing she knew, She was on top of Ford. Cue the audience going "OooooOOOOOoooh!")
"Hi, Ford."
"Hi. Could you get off of me?"

edited 26th May '18 3:13:54 PM by EeveeGirlChey

"Chey, don't chase the ⑨ please."

Revenge facepalmed.

"Sorry."
(Chey gets off of Ford and up from the floor. Then, She helps Ford up.)
"Thank you. Can we get off the train now?"

"Don't forget human-animal hybrids," Puma whispers to the camera in response to Tropes' statement.

"Oh, uh, yes!" Puma says in response to Chey. "Let's go!"

"I third the motion, but I suggest we be careful. Who knows what sort of danmaku lolis Fussenpepper will be sending to attack us."

(And so, The Tropers grab their bags and get off the train.)
"Remember about the Babel Fish."
"Thanks for reminding us."

"I don't think it will help me all that much."

Revenge points at his lack of a head.

"Oh. Hmm, I wonder what happened to Tsunku?"

(As it happens, Tsunku shares a seat with Tales.)

(As Chey and Ford get off the train, Ford suddenly stops.)
"Oh, almighty Zarquon..."
"What's wrong, Ford?"
"It's Mr. Skittle."
"WHAT?! Oh, god... Ford, when I say run, run... Right, run!"
(Chey and Ford drop their luggage and tried to run off. Unfortunately, Mrs. Skittle caught up with them.)
???: "Hai, Shay and Food! It's finally nice too meet yah! My twin brother wrote about you a lot in his letters."
"Brother?"
???: "Yah! I'm Cecilia Skittle."
"Cecilia?!"
CECILIA: "Yah. They thought I was a girl when my dear mama gave birth to me and Stefan. So even after they found out I was actually a boy, The name stuck."
"Oh, smeg, Mr. Skittle's name is Stefan? Well, nice to meet you, uh, Cecilia. We know your twin brother well. He lives in Tropesbu-"
CECILIA: "Ooooh, I know! The misses and I are in China on holiday. Oh, sorry, vacation. Heeey, How's about coming with me to the hotel we're stayin' at?"
"Oh, W-we can't. Uhh, We have some statue to find."
CECILIA: "Ahhh... But don't you wanna taste mah wife's cookin'? It's top notch."
"Well, we were in a rush to leave..."