Tropers: The Series

"It's so I can keep track of whoever's wearing my pendants. I'm quite proud of you, Ford. You didn't sneak off to get alcohol."
(Suddenly, Sonny and the two henchwomen from earlier appear.)
"HEY, TROPERS!"
"Back to the TARDI-"
"No, no, no... I'm only here because my two new henchwomen have something to say to your green-eyed Robin Gibb clone."
"What do you want?"
"Go on, ladies... Say it!"
"W-We're really sorry about what we did to you."
"We'd also like to say that as a result of what we done, We had our salary cut by 20%, we're not allowed to go out on our own for three weeks, and if Sonny goes to a discotheque, We have to stay home and clean the lair."
"Well, it seems like some fair punishments. Alright, I'll forgive you both on one condition; Don't harass me like that ever again."
"It's a deal! Thank you!"
"Good job, ladies. Now onto today's evil plan."
"WHAT?! I thought you said you wouldn't return for a while in the previous episode!"
"Well, I'm a terrible liar. Anyways, My evil plan for today is to buy a town's entire supply of a limited-run flavor of ice cream, However it requires me to go back to Tropeland and do the deed off-screen. I'm too bummed to do anything truly evil today. So this is goodbye for now..."
(Sonny and his two henchwomen then leave.)

(Fussenpepper shows up, carrying Tsunku in a cage.)

”Hey, Boss, we captured the girl.”

"...CALL UP THE HENCHMEN AND TELL 'EM TO GET MY BLUE GLASSES AND THAT WEDDING DRESS! WOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!!!"
"Are you smegging kidding me right now?!"

(cue what would be a commercial break, but instead, a segment featuring the program director kicks off the break.)
"Hello, I am the program director of TropeNet. For a odd reason, we ran out of commercials. So until we find a way to resolve this problem, We will show whatever videos we have on hand. We apologize for any inconvenience caused, Thanks for watching."
(cue a video featuring kittens.)

(Cut to commercial for Best of Eurobeat. Cut back to group.)

Junon: (humming along to Running in the 90s. She's listening to her MP 3 player with her headphones.)

edited 7th Apr '18 7:51:49 PM by josh6243

Melody facepalmed.

"Not him again. Actually, this reminds me of when..."

Melody trailed off on a really squicky story.

(Tales interrupts Melody.)

"WE DO NOT NEED TO HEAR ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR GROSS STORIES!"

"Aww, rude! You interrupted me! Now, as I was saying..."

melody continued with the story, seemingly ignoring Fussenpepper.

"Oh no, Let's get out of here! We gotta make out invitations anyway."
FUSSENPEPPER: "Got it, boss."
(And so, Sonny and his gang leave the scene, taking Tsunku with them.)
"GRRRRR, DANG IT! DANG IT, DANG IT, DANG IT!!!"
"Chey, please calm down!'"
"HOW?! Smegging Tsunku got smegging kidnapped by that smeghead flower. Ahhhh, SMEEEEEEG!!! SMEG SMEG SMEG SMEG SMEG"
"We'll rescue her..."
"I got this."
"SMEG SMEG SMEG SMEG SMEG-"
(Ford gives Chey a Cooldown Hug)
"...Ford?"
"Don't panic. I know I said this too many times but don't panic."
(Cue the audience going "Awwwwww....", Then Clone!Robin turns to face the camera and says this)
"Well, I guess you could say this is a hoopy kind a love."
(Most of the audience laughs while the other audience members groans.)
"Oh dear, Robin... Ford and I aren't dating."

edited 8th Apr '18 2:12:30 PM by EeveeGirlChey

(Fussenpepper arrives in a mech that resembles Cerberus. There is a window on it's chest. If you were to look inside, you might find Sonny and Tsunku.)

"I have the feeling that that mech is gonna make this story a lot darker."

-Revenger points to the mech, as Star Berserker is seen spitting out her coffee in the background-

edited 8th Apr '18 2:30:08 PM by DefRevenge24601

"Hey, Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaales! Look! ♫ I got your giiiirl, I got your giiiirl! Now we're gettin' hiiitched, Now we're gettin' hiiitched! ♫ Wait a moment..."
(Sonny then looks at Clone!Robin through the window)
"Hmmm, Robin looks feminine, I think I'll marry him too!"
"OH HECK NO! And I didn't know you were bisexual."
"I thought you would've figure that out already, sunshine."
"No! I refuse to be taken by you, Sonny!"
(Clone!Robin clings onto Chey)

edited 8th Apr '18 2:44:11 PM by EeveeGirlChey

"Ahem. I don't mean to interrupt your gloating, but-"

-Star Berserker simply floats up and punches the glass to the cockpit, breaking it. She then attempts to take Tsunku back.-

"What is your obsession with this one girl? Aren't there a bunch of other fish in the sea?"

-Revenge asks this question with a heavy heaping of snark.-

edited 9th Apr '18 4:08:12 AM by DefRevenge24601

"Well, sunshine, to sum it up very well; Tsunku is beautiful and talented, in her human form anyway."
"Yes, but aren't you aware she wasn't always a lady?"
"...Beg your pardon?"
"Yep! Hold on."
(Chey pulls a small tablet-like device and a remote out of her bag. She then sits the tablet-like device on the ground and presses a button on the remote. The device turns into a large projection screen.)
"I present to you Tsunku before he had the operation!"
"HE?!"
(Chey hits another button and a old music video of Tsunku back when he was still male started playing)
"WHAT THE?! Who is that Japanese David McCallum-looking airhead?"
"The girl you wanna kidnap, marry, and knock up!"
"No! You gotta be jivin', sunshine. That blond guy ain't Tsunku!"
"Yes, that was Tsunku before the operation. You still want her?"
"...You know, I'd try anything once. I'll still marry her no matter what!"
"Alright, that's it. I'm getting incredibly tired of your game, Sonny. I think you should just give up. You're a evil flower and I will have to say this again; Your mother would be absolutely ashamed and embarrassed if she could see you now!"

”WHY YOU LITTLE INTERGALACTIC TWERP!”

Sonny presses a button on his mech, and a flame shoots out from the mech’s mouth. Everyone goes “OH CHRI-“ as it cuts to a commercial break. The Shamwow is shown.

(Cut back to the show)
"SMEGGING HECK! Well, fellas, It's been a honor knowing every last one of you."
"Well, since this is pretty much the end...." (Ford grabs Chey's hands and together they sang...)
CHEY AND FORD: "Zaglabor astraGAAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Hootrimansion bambriAAAAAAAAAAAR!"
"What are you two singing?"
"This is an ancient Betelgeuse death anthem! It means 'After this, Things can only get better'."
(Chey and Ford continue singing the death anthem before Clone!Robin joins in and then everyone else. The flame then hits our heroes. Cut to white, then slowly fade into a shot of a living room where a long-haired, bearded man is sitting. Cue the sound of a doorbell.)
????: "Hey, Barry! Someone's at the door."
CLONE!BARRY: "I'll get it. Thanks, Andy."
(Clone!Barry then gets up from his chair, goes to the door, and opens it to see the Tropers, Ford, and Clone!Robin.)
"Hi, Barry."
CLONE!BARRY: "BODDING! Hi. I see you've brought Ford and his other friends over."
"Wait, what? Ohhh, The pendants! I guess mine, Ford's, and Robin's pendants all worked together to teleport us here. Anyways, Hi, Barry!"
(Chey hugs Clone!Barry)
"Great to see you again, Barry. Is Maurice and Andy home?"
CLONE!BARRY: "Oh, yes. Come right in."

edited 8th Apr '18 8:53:27 PM by EeveeGirlChey

Melody held a steak up to the flame.

"This one was a bit rare. Thanks!"

-starts eating steak-

"I know whats missing, pudding!"

-eats more sweets-

"WAHOO! LOOK AT ME I'M A NYAN CAT! NYANYANYANYANYANYAN!!!!"

-runs around the cerberus at super speed with a rainbow trailing behinnd for some reason-

"What the heck?! She lived while everyone else is gone? Man, talkin' about carefree... Well, at least I have you NOW, my pretty!"
(Tsunku is crying over the supposed demise of Tales and all of her other friends.)
"Oh don't cry, honey. Smile! Tonight marks the beginning of your new life... With me! HAHAHA! Seriously, what in the good Lord's name happened to them? I see no charbroiled bodies or even ashes! I didn't hear any screams of pain or anything except for those Tropers singing a death anthem.... Wait a second, Did they teleport? Dang, I didn't get 'em!"
TSUNKU: "...T-They're alive? HOORAY!"
"Yeah, but we'll probably never see them again. Well, for a while... At least nobody will crash our wedding."
(Tsunku goes back to crying, cut back to the other Tropers and Ford, who were just done telling the other Gibb clones what happened.)
CLONE!BARRY: "Good lord, That living flower thing doesn't sound like a nice person."
"And now, Sonny has successfully kidnapped Tales' girlfriend and he's planning on marrying her. He was actually planning on kidnapping Robin as well, but I guess he changed his mind for now."
CLONE!MAURICE: "Whoa, whoa, Hold on... He's planning on kidnapping Rob? I'd like to see him try and lay a hand on my twin brother."
CLONE!BARRY: "We'll make absolutely sure it won't even happen, Thanks for letting us know about it. Mo, Andy, and I will do our best to protect him."
CLONE!MAURICE: "I think it's best that you should all go back to N-Space and handle Sonny while Robin stays here with us. It's for the best."
"Excellent, Thanks, fellas. We'll see you all later. Bye, Robin!"
"Bye, Chey! Bye, Ford! Bye, everyone else!"
(Chey once again takes out her remote control, summons her TARDIS, gets all the Tropers and Ford in there, shuts the door, dematerializes, leaves E-Space, returns to N-Space, and goes back to the exact, same spot where they were. However, two hours has passed and Fussenpepper's mech was long since gone.)
"Oh no... Fussenpepper's mech is gone. So that means-"
"Sonny left with Tsunku."

"Woo, my head..."

-Revenge stepped out of the TARDIS, and looked around. She then realized something very important. Star Berserker was gone! And due to the nature of Stands...-

"Guys, they couldn't have gone far."

-Revenge turned to the other Tropers as she said this.-

-Meanwhile, it jump cuts to the hangar where Star Berserker, after making sure everyone else was out of the room, jumps off the back of the mech and peeks out from behind the leg, smirking evilly.-

edited 9th Apr '18 4:10:43 AM by DefRevenge24601

(Suddenly, there is an explosion coming from the mech’s general direction. Tsunku walks back to the crew.)

”Don’t worry, guys. Fire-types can survive explosions. Sonny, though....... you could fry an egg on him.”

-Star Berserker is floating behind Tsunku, looking smug and satisfied.-

-still running around the group really fast with a rainbow trail-

"NYANYANYANYANYANYANYAN!"

(Cut to Sonny, who is possibly twenty feet away from the Tropers)
"I... give up... Lord, I'll need... To stay at a hospital... Screw you, Tropers... See you... Later..."
(Sonny then collapses and falls unconscious. Cue the henchmen arriving at the scene and carrying Fussenpepper and Sonny in their ambulance, which of course blares "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor. Cut back to the Tropers)
"Thank god, Now we can get back to the main plot."
"Were you really male before, Tsunku?"

(bump)

"NYANYANYAN...NYANYANYAN...nyanyan...nyan...nya... Aaand the sugar crash... Literally."

melody collapsed.