"Well, Happy Holidays," I say to Libre. "Enjoy your stay here. Would you like a scone?" I pass him a scone from the tea table.

Avie takes the scone and eats it quietly

"Ah yes, a scone, thanks. And maybe some fresh fish for the bobbit worm, alive or dead."

He's still slightly shaking, which is obvious when he nearly drops the scone.

I place a scone into the bobbit worm's mouth.

Bobbit worm: Weird taste. Makes me want fish.

Libre devours the scone and doesn't munch enough times before swallowing it.

Edited by SomeLibre on Jan 11th 2021 at 11:35:55 PM

"Oh, I'm sorry, Libre. I'll keep that in mind in future, I didn't mean to make you feel excluded."

Tropes gives Libre a present. He then goes up to Aveyond and hugs her, and then give her her present.

"Sorry about before, I couldn't hear very well in the sack."

*present*

"Oh ok, thanks. Just reminding."

*panting*

"Anyone got any sweet cakes?"

I offer Libre a platter of sweet cakes.

"Oh.. it's okay just got scared.. thank you for thinking of me"

Avie opens her present to find...

(Chey gives Avie a cup of hot chocolate.)
"Yeah, sorry about earlier, buddy... Hey, after presents, do you wanna help me with the cookies?"

*munch and devour*

"Oh... the chocolate ones are always my favourite of the lot..."

Edited by SomeLibre on Jan 12th 2021 at 6:25:16 PM

Tropes got Avie a pink parasol with a light blue cross pattern on the top and a shiny golden handle.

"Merry Christmas!"

Avie looks at her new parasol and opens it immediately. She's starry eyed

"Oh sweetheart thank you thank you! You're so thoughtful.."

She leaps into his arms and kisses him deeply

He kisses her back and hugs her.

"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"

Apartment, Outside

"Ya see?"

"Oh shut up! That building isn't our business!"

"Atleast I figured that meteoritish thing wouldn't burn."

Edited by SomeLibre on Jan 12th 2021 at 5:36:32 PM

Tropes turns to the group. "Merry Christmas and a happy new season, everyone!"

"I wonder which day of Christmas it is, anyway..."

Tropes checks a calendar on the wall.

"JANUARY 13TH???"

"This network just gets worse and worse at scheduling...I hope the next season gets here before 2025."

There's a freeze-frame on the group and canned laughter. The credits roll to "Michael Row the Boat Ashore".

Edited by TropesForever on Jan 12th 2021 at 8:39:37 PM

Post-Credits Scene 1: The First One

We return to the scene of the car accident. Santa's workshop is in disrepair, toys strewn everywhere, the forge in shambles... And at the center of it all, the body of Andrew Hussie, covered in the skid marks of a 1999 Toyota Corolla.

But little did the Tropers know.... The moment Hussie met his doom, he was standing atop a stone slab - a slab that he is now lying on. The slab is black, and at the center it has a white spiral pattern.

Suspenseful music begins to play as four pillars in Santa's workshop begin to glow, and the Aurora Borealis - the real one, not that weird purple one - appears in the sky. Arctic Hummingbirds begin to fly out of the woodworks, converging on the slab and hovering over Hussie's body, humming as the music reaches a dramatic crescendo. Hussie's body begins to float into the air as the crescendo reaches its peak, his body glowing with the power of the Aurora Borealis as it rises ever higher.

When the light and the music fade, Hussie is now wearing a black hoodie with a white spiral pattern at the center. His body begins to float back to the ground, and then, just as a deafening silence falls over the workshop.......

Hussie's eyes snap open.

Meanwhile, in a robotics lab far away from Tropesburg...

   So, those blundering buffoons think they can get away with plagiarizing MY evil plans to steal Christmas?   

   I'll show them! I'll show them all! After all, hapPENISES always so much more enjoyable when it's based on the misery of millions!   

And... fade to black.

Edited by madface7 on Jan 29th 2021 at 8:02:26 AM

Ad

"You were just sorta okay with them in Tropers: The Series. Now watch as the Bees get their own show: "The Bees are Here"!"

"Learn to Fly" by Foo Fighters, which is presumably the theme song, starts playing.

"Join those almost identical weirdos in wacky hijinks across Tropesburg and beyond, as they face all the problems of an urban family!"

Suddenly, the screen cuts out.

"Scratch that, The Bees are Here has been cancelled before it even began due to being a fairly forced an mediocre idea for a spinoff. We are sorry for the inconvenience."

Season 8, Episode 1: Bobby Buzzer's Bombastic Bameshow

The scene opens with Mad walking by themself through Tropesburg.

They stop to look at a television in a store's window.

   "Hello, my name is Bobby Buzzer! Are you smart, charming, and athletic, but you don't know how to use your skills? Then Bobby Buzzer's Bombastic 🅱ameshow is for you! Many competitors will enter, but only one group will walk out victorious with the prize money! Sign up by calling this number!"   

Mad stares at the TV in wonder and writes down the number. "I gotta tell the others about this."

The opening credits begin playing, with True Welcome! from Mother 3 as the background music.

The scene opens in Sunflora Apartments, where the tropers (sans Mad, of course) are going about their daily business.

Edited by madface7 on Jan 28th 2021 at 4:54:32 AM

I walk in, wearing sunglasses indoors. The Canned Laughter Machine cheers and applauds.

"Sup, losers."

"Sup, winner!" Tropes calls from up on a ladder, taking incredibly fragile ornaments down.

Custard is in the corner, playing The Secret of Monkey Island instead of taking down decorations like a lazy little shit.

(Chey was pasting pictures from Christmas and New Year's Eve into a scrapbook.)
"Man, that was a epic holiday season!"