Tropers: The Series

"Ford Prefect. The publicity department picked a bad photo of him. This is a better shot of him" -hands Under another picture of Ford-

"You know, Before I went to the 60s, Ford and I were partners in crime... For a very brief time. Although he did care about me. One time, We were in peril. I wanted to get out of it so bad so I faked my death when the baddie used his stun gun on me. Good thing I learned how to stop my hearts at the Academy. It got us both out but I think I might've made Ford think I've died. When I started breathing once again after we got out of the caves, I had a drop of something fall on my face. Thought it was rain but no, Just my friend starting to cry."

edited 3rd Jan '18 9:31:11 PM by EeveeGirlChey

(Throws the Oshawott card at Ford, saying “Tell Arthur Dent I said hi!”. I decide to keep him as the team pet.)

edited 3rd Jan '18 9:51:44 PM by TalesofUnder

(pops imagine bubble)

"We'll just have to welcome him with open arms, Well y'all will."

(Chey's TARDIS dematerializes)

"My TARDIS! It's safe and sou-"

(the real Robin Gibb, circa the mid-to-late 60s, steps out.)

"Umm, Hi again. You left your, uhhh... time machine back in London. Your doctor friend and I came to return it... Wait, I-is that me?" -points at the Robin clone-

"Well, uhh, How can I respond to this? He's a clone of you. I made him."

"Wha- But how?"

"Took some samples of your DNA. You know, like sticking a cotton swab in your mouth, chopping a lock of your hair off, taking some of your used tissues... Somehow there was a smeg-up so he has some of my DNA too."

"Oh my god, Why would you do that?"

"Well... I actually love you, Robin."

"Excuse me, But what's in for me? The clone?"

(Chey sighs)

"...Well, Come along, Robin. You too, Robin. Under, Hold down the fort until the next episode. I gotta go do a few things."

"What will happen to us?"

"Well you, Robin, The real one, will return to your own time, However your memories of me will be altered to replace me with a human girl, while the parts where I collect your DNA will be removed, and the Robin clone will have his defect repaired and I'll send him to E-Space next episode."

"Ah."

edited 3rd Jan '18 10:07:04 PM by EeveeGirlChey

(Meanwhile, Ford Prefect is in a cage modeled after an Oshawott habitat, with the card on a cabinet high above him. He truly is gonna be the team pet. There is even a towel in the habitat.)

“What else is there to do but have more Pokémon card fun?”

edited 3rd Jan '18 10:29:20 PM by TalesofUnder

"Alright... Let's do this."

(Chey then shuts her TARDIS door, dematerializes, and thus leaves.)

(End credits roll as Under is shown napping on the couch and happily dreaming about turning Ford Prefect into a Oshawott. Most of the audience clapped, while the others laughed. The normal theme song is reinstated.)

(after the credits end, the "A Production of TV Tropes Studios" Vanity Plate appears, Chey speaks the following line over it.) "There you go, Robin."

(cut to Chey helping her Robin Gibb clone out of the clone error fixer)

"I've officially gotten rid of all the female DNA that was in you and replaced it with the male DNA from the correct used tissue."

"Thank you. May I go to bed now?"

"Alright then, Nighty night." -Robin waves as he goes into his room.-

(Chey then proceeds to take out from her backpack individually bagged samples of hair from the real Robin's two other brothers as it cuts to black.)

edited 3rd Jan '18 10:46:36 PM by EeveeGirlChey

Episode... 23?!: The New Frood on The Block

(The episode starts with a bus pulling up at the Tropers' home (or is it apartment? condo?). A person steps out, His feet, donned in white shoes, get into the frame. Then the camera pans above his legs, waist, and torso. The camera then zooms out, revealing Ford Prefect who was bearing his brown bag and of course, his towel. Ford then smiles and the audience cheers and gives a big round of applause.)

"So... This is my new home. Better than trekking around space, I suppose."

Back in the house....

(Chey is shown brushing Clone!Robin's hair as part of getting him ready for his trip to E-Space as Under gets his Oshawott card ready.)

"Under, May I please ask about what you're doing?"

edited 3rd Jan '18 11:24:45 PM by EeveeGirlChey

“Okay what the hell is this? When did half the things we reference become a freakin reality?”

"Ahh, Good morning, dear sir! Glad to see you awake. In case you haven't heard, I'm Chey, the new roommate. (gestures at Clone!Robin) This is my clone, He's getting ready to leave."

(Clone!Robin waves)

“Hello it would seem your gimmick is Reality Warping to bring pop culture into reality. It also seems to be quite intertwined with your character. Goodbye Robin.”

-knock! knock! knock!-

"Come in, the door's open! We have a smegging doorbell, you know. You could've used that..."

(laugh track)

"I hope I'm in the ri-" -looks at Chey.

"Hello, my dear Ford!" -laughs and hugs him-

"How's life, Salzor?"

"Fine, fine, thanks. How's traveling around in space researching the latest version of that guide?"

"Ahh, typical. "

(Everyone looks in confusion.)

“Wait a minute who set up the laugh track again?”

He blasts it with his laser gun.

(.....Cue laugh track)

"So, How's Salzorkaladakstrumuari been up to since we've, um, parted ways?"

"Got stuck in the 1960s for a good while, Stole some hair and other things from a favorite musician, made a clone with a unfortunate defect which I just fixed last night, and went on many more adventures in my time machine. Then I decided to settle on Skaro but not without having to reach a agreement with the Daleks in order to live there first, But unfortunately, I didn't pay the rent on time and they decide to evict me and also try to exterminate me. My clone and I got away quick and decide to move in here."

“I still have my Pokémon cards. Let’s give Ford’s character some screen time to develop.”

(spouts off endless Hitchhiker’s Guide memes)

“What’s wrong? Standing in shock because I know of Hitchhiker’s Guide?” says Tales condescendingly.

"No, The person who made me is actually a Time Lord and doesn't go by Chey at all. No wonder the landlords back at Skaro tried to kill us when we landed there!"

"Didn't y'all get the memo when I told about the cave incident?" -shakes her head-

"The cave incident? Oh Zarquon, I remember that... Still haven't forgotten how I thought I'd lost Salzor."

"I made a special batch of Eeveelution cards! Function the same as the other ones."

(I hold up the cards.)

"Just a second."

(Ford Prefect opens the window.)

"Ah, I haven't breathed Earth air in a while."

(A gust of wind rushes through the window, blowing away one of my special cards away into Ford.)

We'll write Ford together, Got it?

(Ford ends up turning into a Flareon)

"Oh come on, This isn't funny at all!"

(Chey and Under laughs at poor Ford)

"Oh this is ridiculous. How do I change back?"

"Just step on the button, It'll be pretty easy to step on with your little paws unless you like being a cuddly little Flareon."

"Oh, shut up."

(Ford steps on the button, returns to normal.)

"Whew, that was too hot for me."

"I suppose you want something to cool down, huh?"

(throws Glaceon card at Ford.)

(Ford turns into a Glaceon)

"Are you kidding me?!"

(A SIDRAT arrives)

"Well, Looks like Robin's SIDRAT is here. Ready, Robin?"

(Clone!Robin comes out of Chey's room with a couple bags)

"Ready."

(Clone!Robin drops his bags and hugs Chey, The audience goes "Awww...")

"I-I'm going to miss you...."

"You can come visit us sometime, When the network and the studio decides to bring you back for a guest appearance."

"I'm already looking forward to it. -Goes up to Ford, who is still a Glaceon, picks him up, and hugs him- Mr. Prefect... I'm sure you'll do well as my replacement."

"Thanks, Now may you please put me down so I could find that card?"

(Robin puts Ford down and pets him, Ford has a awkward look on his face as a result)

"Under... -shakes his hand-"

(Clone!Robin steps into the SIDRAT)

"''Well, This is it. When the network decides to put me in a episode as a guest, That will be the day. But until then... Well.... Goodbye. I'm really gonna miss all of you!"

(audience goes "Ohhh...")

"Oh and tell the rest of the roommates bye for me too, Chey.''"

"Will do."

(The SIDRAT then closes and dematerializes)

"Well then. He's really gone, Ain't he? I'm sure gonna miss all those wacky adventures we went on together..."

(The song from that Pikachu's Goodbye episode of Pokemon starts playing over a Good-Times Montage which goes on through the entire song, showing many flashbacks to when Chey and Clone!Robin traveled together. Since this is a sitcom, Most of the flashbacks are of funny moments like when Clone!Robin tripped over a log and broke his nose while running from a bunch of monsters and Chey had to carry him to the nearest hospital, when Chey accidentally burnt a microwave lasagna and made the microwave catch on fire and Robin had to extinguish it, When Chey and Clone!Robin encountered some Cybermen and Chey stuck out her tongue and needless to say, They rushed back to the TARDIS, And finally, when Chey and Clone!Robin were running away from the Daleks. In the flashback, They said these lines;)

DALEKS: You will be ex-terminated for not PAYING THE REEEEEEEEEEEEENT!!!

CHEY: Ahhhh, Go eat calamari, You pepper-pots! (grabs her money and throws it at the Daleks) Take my smegging money then, I'm moving outta here.

DALEKS: Come baaaack!

(SLAM! goes the TARDIS door)

CHEY: Lock it, Robin! Hurry.

(Clone!Robin locks the door, what follows is what is considered as a Crowning Moment of Heartwarming.)

CLONE!ROBIN: Where are we gonna live now?

CHEY: Well... Let's set some random coordinates and find out. (sets coordinates, dematerializes the TARDIS)

CLONE!ROBIN: Well, At least we still have each other.

CHEY: ....I guess you're right. No matter what planet or universe we are, At the end of the day, We have each other. (hugs Clone!Robin) I love you.

CLONE!ROBIN: I love you too, Chey.

(audience goes "Awwww...". The montage is over by the time the song reaches it's 2:30 mark, so now it cuts to a scene where Clone!Robin arrives at E-Space, where clones that Chey made of his brothers Barry and Maurice after the events of the previous episode are there waiting for him. They hug as the camera zooms out. The song ends as the audience gives a big round of applause and the scene fades to black.)

(cut back to Chey, Ford (STILL a Glaceon), and Under.)

"Well, There goes some of our budget for the next episode."

(cue laugh track)

"I think you must've forgotten something here...."

"Oh, Just step on the button, Ford."

(Ford steps on the button and turns back to normal. Well, almost normal. Since he was a ice-type Pokemon, He caught a cold in the process and now temporary sports a red nose thus setting the plot for the next episode.)

"AH-CHOO!"

edited 4th Jan '18 2:58:41 PM by EeveeGirlChey

(uses cold medicine on Ford, healing him.)

"We don't exactly need an episode that goes out of its way to be as gross as possible."

(throws more cards at Ford, but he dodges, and one of the eeveelution cards hits me square in the noggin.)

"Aw smeg."

"Dang, It would've been a funny and not gross episode... Ah well! And since you're my new sidekick, Ford... I now bestow you having your speech in italics instead of bold. And whatever plots I had planned for my Robin clone if he was contracted to stay the entire show buuuut he's gone so."

"Ah, thank you. Wait, what?!" (suddenly, the phone rings)

"Hello? Oh hi again. Yes, We're getting along very well. What? People are tweeting over my Robin clone's departure? Saying that the montage was absolutely funny yet touching? Even some of the haters thought Robin got a good send-off? We got renewed?! Wait, How many seasons? Oh smeg! This is splendid, Thanks. Alright, Goodbye." (hangs up)

"Who called?"

"Network executive. People are going nuts on Twitter over Robin's departure and that montage, In a good sense though! The network president was watching and was moved so much by the montage that he renewed us for not one, not two, but three more seasons."

(audience gives applause)

"Now then, Time to go over all the plots that will involve Ford."

"Oh no..."

(Cue credits. During the credits, Chey goes over the list of plots she plans to do like a Sick Episode, a Mister Seahorse episode, A Day in the Limelight episode, and many, many others. Ford's eyes widened over those ideas as the credit "And Introducing Ford Prefect as Ford" scrolls by. It then cuts to Under laughing. when the credits were over, Ford faced the camera and said this)

"Well this will be a real treat living here... Thanks for watching, Good night."

(cuts to the usual "This has been a production of TV Tropes Studios" Vanity Plate as a voiceover says "Robin will return as a guest in a future episode.")

(cue post-credit scene with Under)

edited 4th Jan '18 3:41:09 PM by EeveeGirlChey

(The Eeveelution card that almost hit me ricochets back into me.)

"Did I hear an upgraded contract?" I say before the card hits me.

Episode 24: What Shall We Do with The Sick Betelgeusian?

"Aww, WHAT?! Didn't Under give him cold medicine at the end of the previous episode?"

(cue laugh track. Ford is then heard throwing up and moaning in the bathroom, The audience goes "Ohhh..." Finally, A paper pops up out of thin air. It says "Part of the contract!")

"Ah smeg. Well this is pants. Where did Under go?"

edited 4th Jan '18 4:06:19 PM by EeveeGirlChey

"Down here."

(Camera pans down to reveal (insert Eeveelution of Chey's choice here).)

"One of my own cards hit me."

"Awww, A Squirtle. My other favorite water-starter." -picks Under up and hugs him-

(Ford moans really loud)

"Salzoooooo- I mean Cheeeeeey!" (Ford coughs)

"Smeg, Just step on the button, Under."

(Chey rushes to her room to get a blanket and pillow, then returns to the living room to put the pillow on the couch, and goes to the bathroom to get Ford. Many shushes from Chey were heard.)

"It's alright, Ford. Everyone gets the flu sometimes..."