Tropers: The Series

I don't remember dragging you out of that window, you could have stayed behind

Anyway, I'm going home"

"On second thought, thanks for bringing me back. Come on, let's go to Starbucks."

I get up and starts searching for a path out of the woods.

Meanwhile, Bee notices he got his body back, while sleeping on a park bench. "They did it..."

"Yeah, I'm down for Starbucks! How's this: I can drive over there, and we can drop Taco off at the debates on our way?" Knife follows After.

Route gets up. "Huh? Sorry, I was asleep and..."

He stares at his now-regular hands. "Back to normal already? Dinger. Fun while it lasted though."

Edited by Routeferret on Sep 10th 2020 at 7:35:02 PM

Elena wakes up and looks around "Hey guys I had a crazy dream where I was a cat made of toast! Business idea~" She grins and then facepalms "Oh dammit, I forgot to feed Willy!"

Zanreo wakes up again. "Yes! I'm back! Sure missed having hands..."

Edited by Zanreo on Sep 10th 2020 at 8:45:36 PM

(The Prefects wake up as well. Delilah starts crying. Robin picks her up and holds her.)
"Thank you, Robin. This has been a rubbish day."
"Yeah... I'm still mad I didn't get to pet any kitties."
(Beat.)
"Hey! There's a cat cafe in town. Let's go there."

"Hell yeah! Cat cafe! I could use a nice latte right now."

"You know what? No, I'm done with cats for now, I just wanna go home"

Dan grabs the camera and smashes it to pieces, ending the episode

[In the middle of the credits roll, a small scene is shown of a young man with calico cat ears and a tail sleeping in the woods. It's Martin, returned to normal... somewhat. He eventually wakes up and looks down at himself, patting himself down to make sure he's really human, and then triumphantly throws his arms in the air.] "I... I did it! I'm free! Woohoo!" [Then he notices the tail and his expression slowly shifts from glee to shock, then exasperation.] "OH, COME ON!" [Resume credits roll.]

[At the end of the credits]

(Offscreen), “Why couldn’t I get a speaking roll in the climax? I talked too much in the rest of the episode? I....guess that makes sense.”

(Cut to Nimrod, sitting at a random bench)

“Where the fuck are you guys?”

Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Sep 10th 2020 at 1:10:09 AM

A news-clip of Jill Newslady plays as she somberly, yet officially, reads the promoter. Her manner is similar to that of Walter Cronkite reading of the JFK Assassination.

Ladies and gentlemen... it was confirmed today that Martin Mint-Chocolate-Chip, beloved imaginventor and imagi-CEO of the Malako Place ice cream product, has officially tendered his resignation, and will be stepping down from his position in the compan-

The channel changes to another news station. This time, local news anchor Roger Newsman.

-e question on everyone’s mind is... who will replace such a magnanimous and illustrious figure? After successfully utilizing a “circular firing squad” tactic on Ben and Jerry, he became the top dog in Ice Cream. They’re tough shoes to fil-

The channel changes once more. David Dixon is narrating. The screen shows several images of Martin Mint-Chocolate-Chip in bizarre situations, surrounded by odd figures.

-ow famous can a man be? Well, I’m not much of a blasphemous man, but I can wholeheartedly say that I don’t know which will leave first... the impact of Martin Mint-Chocolate-Chip, or Christianity.

He continues on, as the camera pans away from the television to reveal the apartment of the Tropers. Taco, with greased back hair, is combing extra hard.

Edited by TacoBadger on Sep 11th 2020 at 6:17:55 AM

Knife is watching the TV, with her feet up on the coffee table. A robotic arm is feeding her a pint of Malako Place Rippin Rockin Rocky Road. "Huh. He's stepping down. Taco, did you hear this?"

Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Sep 11th 2020 at 7:22:21 AM

“Wow. That’s pretty sad seeing such a great business man step down.”

“I don’t have time to focus on Ice Cream, Knife! That whole cat debate fiasco has killed my polls. If I cant find a solid endorsement... I’ll be ruined!”

"Ah, politics schmolotics!" Custard shouts as she chases down a Roomba "Sit down for a while, take the stress off!" She the goes back to her task and can be heard muttering "Oh no you don't, little fucker..."

“ I wish you could get them (Nimrod points to the TV screen) to endorse you.”

[Risdio walks out of room]

“Morning, Taco. When’s the next debate?”

[Cutbug and Gameboy can be seen sharing a pint of Malako Place Prideful Rainbow Sherbet.] (Hmm... That Newsman fellow posed an interesting question indeed. Who will replace him?)
"I dunno. If I had to guess, probably one of his kids?"

I'm only half paying attention, playing games on my phone. I'm also eating a pint of Malako Palace Normie Ass Baby Bitch Vanilla.

Edited by Afterwards on Sep 11th 2020 at 4:34:06 AM

Knife faces Cutbug. "Maybe he's gonna make himself an heir out of ice cream and fudge," she says, laughing.

(Chey was bottle-feeding Delilah while Ford was helping Garfunkel go through the massive pile of knitted goods that Chey made during her pregnancy.)
"Hello, Taco! What's going on?"

[Cutbug snickers at Knife's joke.] "Wouldn't put it past him to do that."

“I’m trying to get ready for more pandering... also that Malako Place Ice Cream guy’s stepping down... sayyy... maybe an endorsement isn’t a bad idea...”