Tropers: The Series

"Heck."

“Heck indeed,Penrose whatever number you are, heck indeed.”

suddenly, a moral appears.

“always do your threads, kids.”

Episode idk: The Wham Episode Which Is Packed With Comedy And Thrills

"Oh, Scheiße, this one is going to suck, isn't it?"

“We seem to be getting more lazy in our metaness.”

"It would be a help if the episode titler kept track of the episode number."

-Peeks head around the corner nervously-

"S-Sorry... am I intruding...? I'm a little lost..."

-Congrats, you guys just got a Shrinking Violet in your midst.-

edited 23rd Dec '17 2:35:13 PM by CrystalMemoria

"Wait, Crystal?!"

"What are you doing here?"

-Wait, he knows this new person?!-

edited 23rd Dec '17 2:45:48 PM by G2BattleConvoy

"C-Convoy? You're here?"

-Looks really surprised.-

"I didn't expect to see you here..."

-Seems to be a little more at ease being near someone recognizable.-

edited 23rd Dec '17 3:01:05 PM by CrystalMemoria

"Yeah, this show is weird. For some reason, they call me "G2", and I'm a commander of the Moore Brotherhood."

(Cue a perfectly timed "Ooh-rah!" in the background.)

-Cue crickets.-

"...The what?"

-Completely and utterly lost.-

edited 23rd Dec '17 3:12:07 PM by CrystalMemoria

"(blink-blink) Y'know, the Moore Brotherhood?"

"The division within the Earth Federation Space Forces that Io Fleming was attached to in Gundam Thunderbolt?"

-Starts looking really sheepish.-

"Y-You might hate me for this, but I know absolutely nothing about Gundam Thunderbolt..."

-Becomes even more sheepish.-

"I-I'll look into it more when I get the chance though! I promise! I just have to finish dealing with the other Gundam stuff you've got lined up for me!"

edited 23rd Dec '17 3:25:40 PM by CrystalMemoria

"Oh, yeah, that reminds me, GBF..."

-Tilts head-

"What about it?"

"Uhhh, nothing! I got some things to do!"

-He zips off, leaving Crystal in the lurch with whoever else is there.-

Yeah, I won't be around for a while.

-Starts getting panicky.-

"Wait! Don't leave me here...! Convoy...!"

-Starts hiding behind the corner again.-

That's fine. I'll see you later!

edited 23rd Dec '17 3:53:13 PM by CrystalMemoria

“This is quite the predicament, we seem to lack a scenario. You,Crystal try your hand at using the power of the narrative to make some wacky scenario for us to interact with.”

-Blinks and sticks head out of the corner again.-

"The power... of narrative...? Like telling stories and stuff?"

-Gets a nervous look.-

"I don't think you guys want that. We'd probably end up being magical boys and girls fighting evil or something... and after watching Madoka I'm not up to that."

edited 23rd Dec '17 4:04:59 PM by CrystalMemoria

“We’ve never been magical girls so it’s fine. I probably have an invention for that too so everything seems to check out.”

"Wait, you guys haven't been magical girls yet? I would have thought that had been done ages ago..."

-All of a sudden gets a giddy expression.-

"This is my chance... A chance to create my ideal magical girl self like I've always dreamed! Hehehe!"

-Well... that's a change in demeanor.-

Movie goes and grabs his Magical Girl Maker

“Now this may or may not make you about as cool as a smoldering grey blob if this is a bad day for this behemoth.”

He sets up the Magical Girl Maker in front of Crystal

-Looks at it nervously.-

"So... this might turn me into a smoldering blob? Are we sure this is a good idea...?"

-Second guessing ensues.-

He fires it.

“Yes.”

"EEEEEEEEEEEEK!"

-Gets hit and starts glowing.-

"W-What's happening?! I-I feel weird!"