Oh Captain!~
"Remind me to fire and zap all these guys, will you, Taco?"
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Taco does a 'zip it' motion toward the crew guy.
"It'll be my first act as mayor."
Edited by TacoBadger on Aug 31st 2020 at 3:44:46 AM
Huzzah
AI with access to the console
“I expected to survive at least one episode”
Edited by Immortalartisan on Aug 31st 2020 at 2:09:34 AM
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
Not stupid or expendable.
(Meanwhile, Chey was nursing Delilah for the first time while Ford looked out the rainbow.)
"Zarquon, what a day this has been..."
"Yeah. All the chaos with the storm and the godmodding, and of course, being in smegging labor... It was all worth it though."
"Yeah. After you're done, may I hold Delilah?"
"Of course you can!"
"Good."
(Robin and Maurice quietly creep up on both sides of the bed to get a glimpse of Delilah. Only the expressions on their face says how much they already love her. They creep away, get off the bed, and sit back down. Chey gets done with the nursing.)
"She's ready."
(Ford goes back to Chey's side to collect Delilah. Before she handed the baby over, she said to her...)
"Here's your daddy!"
(Ford smiled as he held his daughter.)
"Hi there... Belgium, you're a lovely little thing, aren't you?"
(Ford then walks back over to the window to continue looking at the rainbow as well as those who are outside looking at it as well. Ford kisses Delilah on the forehead.)
"I love you."
(Ford then sits down somewhere and, whilst still holding her, took the time to think of the wonderful future ahead for her. He sighs contently before Delilah reached out and grabbed the neck of his sweater.)
"She definitely likes you, Fordie..."
"It's no surprise, innit? I love you..."
"I love you too."
"And we love you."
(Ford gives Delilah a hug as Chey settles in for a nap. And all was peaceful.
Cue cred-No, wait, a loud crash! Then enter Garfunkel.)
"Oh dear, oh dear, I'm so sorry for disturbing you but the ceiling fell in! I think it was because of the damage sustained from the storm. We may have to evacuate temporarily."
"....Awww, smeg!"
(Now cue credits.)
Postcredits scene. The old man, Mr. Foster, exits Sunflora Apartments and enters the passenger seat of a flashy sports car parked outside.
My gratitude...for the transportation, Christopher.
Sitting in the driver's seat is a Zombie Chris Evans.
Hey, anything to help out a senior citizen.
He smiles, and they drive off into the sunset. Blackout.
Semain Calm
Episode 14: The Suite Life in Lunar Times
We open in on a busy resort, with humans mixing in with aliens of all shapes and forms. They're all relaxing, and having a good time; sitting by the artificial lake with moon-dust beaches, having sips of a cocktail with ingredients sourced light years away, laying under the beautiful views of Earth, and all in all living their day out in a luxurious resort. The camera stops at a sign: "WELCOME TO TRANQUILITY BASE RESORT!"
Chey's TARDIS comes into focus, and hovers down to the surface. The first person out of the doors is Knife. "Yeah, this place is nice! If we're going to have to evacuate our apartment, it's a good thing we chose to do it in style."
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Title
The second person to come out is Dookie.
“I’m not sure why you guys let me with you but I’m definetly ok with it.”
Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
"Ooh, moon resort? Yeah, might as well stay at somewhere fancy!"
Edited by Zanreo on Aug 31st 2020 at 2:11:44 PM
"Leftover items still have value!"
the cake is an alternative fact
I follow Knife and the others out of the TARDIS.
"Man, for all that 'bigger on the inside' ruckus, it sure was cramped in there. Started feelin' a lot like my p-word on New Years Eve."
Edited by Afterwards on Aug 31st 2020 at 5:17:12 AM
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Taco steps out after After. His hair is slicked back and he’s wearing a nice suit. He has a Bluetooth earpiece in.
“Yeah, Giovanni? Listen I’ll call you back, I have an episode to do... look, I told you, if my constituents aren’t gonna support the Budget Plan, then I’m switching parties! See ya.”
Taco hangs up the ear piece and puts it in his front pocket. “Alright- that should keep those yuppies at bay for now.”
Huzzah
Not Sherlock Holmes
“One small step for us, no giant leaps because the Moon was walked on about 50 years ago.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
the cake is an alternative fact
"Wow, only 50 years? Technology really has come far."
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Semain Calm
"Taco, this was supposed to be a relaxing vacation to get us away from the fact our apartment is more unlivable than usual. Why did you bring work here? Don't you have underlings for that?"
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
the cake is an alternative fact
"Technically, he doesn't, because he was the underling until recently."
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Hello? Hello, hello?
"Whoa, this is fancy."
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
“Underlings? Please. I did away with assistants when both of mine left. No loyalty in the position. Besides, it won’t be so much work. Just a call here and there!”
As he says this, the ear piece buzzes. “Oh Jesus Christ what now-”
Taco puts it to his ear. “Bill? What do you mean you ‘lost the orphans’?! Why did you have orphans to begin with?!”
Huzzah
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
[Risdio walks out after Katrina, looking like he's in a total hangover, mainly because he is]
"And...uh, where are we? Did you guys even invite me? I can't remember anything after Delilah's birth..."
I can't say goodbye to yesterday…
Title
“I dunno, ask Knife. She’s the one who started this episode.”
Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy
Semain Calm
"Tranquility Base Resort. It's a real fancy moon hotel!"
Knife begins walking towards the check-in desk, pulling out a pamphlet from a nearby stand. ""The First and Foremost Human Owned Space Resort." Alright, let's see what this place has got to offer! Let's see...this place has got a man-made beach, a nightclub, upscale resturants, a whole-ass spa, a waterpark, a very long list of activities every day like yoga, gaming competitions...this place is fucking great! Let's go check in!"
Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Aug 31st 2020 at 10:08:43 AM
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
"Hell yes! Sounds great!"
"Leftover items still have value!"
Hello? Hello, hello?
"So, how long are we staying here?"
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
"Probably until the place gets fixed... though I wouldn't mind staying here for a while"
"Leftover items still have value!"
Not stupid or expendable.
(The Prefects come out next.)
"Sorry, everyone, had to put Delilah into some clothes!"
(Delilah was wearing a blue dress and a diaper.)
"Smegging heck, this place looks great! Also, did I hear yoga?"
"Here we go..."
"Hang about, aren't you supposed to be resting? You just gave birth."
"I'm fine."
Semain Calm
"I don't know a lot about yoga, but I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be relaxing! You deserve it Chey, after the childbirth."
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
“This episode or the show? because one of those don’t exist”
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting