Tropers: The Series

(Chey knocks on the TARDIS door.)
"Hey, lovey! Are you done?"
(The door opens and Chey steps back as Ford comes strutting out of the TARDIS in the pink gown. He was wearing high heels, stockings, the wig, and the crown, and his makeup was done to the nines. He looked like a real princess. Chey bows down to him.)
"You're very beautiful, your highness..."
"Oh, zark off."
(Chey laughs.)
"Aw, smeg, that reminds me! I gotta get ready too."
(Chey then goes into the TARDIS to get dressed.)

Custard peeks into the TARDIS

"Yo, Chey, mind if I use your bathroom? I just need to do one more thing. Mega thanks in advance!"

Edited by CustardAndPie on Aug 1st 2020 at 7:25:16 AM

"Thanks."

"Lio" practices getting in character for now.

(Chey opens the door and lets Custard in.)

"Estabbing Yu, are you gonna murder everyone and win automatically?"

Knife walks over to Chey's TARDIS. "Hey, I hope you don't mind if I do this!" She then gets a grip on the doorframe of it and begins doing pullups on it to warm up for the auditions.

Meanwhile, Itsame, the king from the bar, is trailing Cutbug the judge, trying to figure out a way to get an advantage in the competition. Some rubric, some scale, anything.

[Gameboy notices Itsame staring at Cutbug and pouts.] (Hey, back off. They're mine.)

Billy suddenly arrives and asks, "Hello. Can you please tell me what is happening now?"

Itsame looks at Gameboy. "Hey, you're a judge. You got the scale that you guys use? The judging sheet? If you give it to me I'll leave your friend alone."

"We're doing a drag race! Kings and queens are invited!" [Cutbug points at Chey's TARDIS.] "Ask Chey over there if you can use her TARDIS to change into your costume. I'm sure it'll look fabulous!"

[Gameboy eyes Itsame quizzically.] (A rubric? You'd like to know what the judges, well, judge you for? You look quite the experienced drag racer, you should know what to check for by now!)

Edited by KungFuCutBug on Aug 1st 2020 at 8:47:53 AM

"I'll look more elegant and ladylike unlike some woman who— a video by my fellow atheists!"

Itsame leaves to try and get a copy of the sheet used from another judge. This wasn't getting them anywhere.

Meanwhile, Knife's looking at Playing's form of preperation. "...are you okay? Do you need like, meds or something?"

The "WAAAAAAAAAAAAA" comes barreling to a halt next to Cutbug and Gameboy. Surprise, surprise - it's Waluigi, wearing a crude homemade "JUDGE" sash.

"THE CELEBRITY JUDGE IS HERE! Everybody, please stop whatever stupid things you are doing and bask in Waluigi's awesomeness!"

"I don't need medication!"

Itsame sees Waluigi, the CELEBRITY JUDGE, burst in. Finally, a chance to get one of those papers that the judges use. All he had to do then was forge his own.

He makes his way over, trying to get it discreetly. "Excuse me, name's Itsame Mario, just coming through..."

[Cutbug grabs Gameboy as soon as Waluigi hits the ground, then stares at him (Waluigi) for a second.]

"...oh hey! You got top billing, dude! You deserve it. Nice to have you here!"
(And our celebrity guest has arrived! Excuse me while I get you a proper sash...) [Gameboy struggles himself free from Cutbug's grasp and runs off somewhere.]

"Soooooooo, what's the first challenge? Best be ladylike."

"So, uh, how do I look?" Custard says as she comes out of the TARDIS, not noticing Waluigi.

(Tales shows up in a low-effort Garfield suit with a cardboard sign simply reading “BOOBS” on his chest.)

"You kings and queens are all looking divalicious this evening!" Mike Uchi exclaims. "And I see our other judges have arrived, including our super special celebrity guest!"

The Canned Laughter Machine cheers and applauds for Waluigi.

"With that in mind, let's start the auditions! Who's going first?"

Knife is still doing pullups. "Custard, you look fucking awesome. Also, Waluigi is here."

"Alright, guys! Auditions are starting! Any volunteers?"
[Gameboy returns with an official JUDGE sash and offers it to Waluigi.]

Custard rolls up on stage first. She is wearing a blue zip-up sweatshirt with a fuzzy collar over a white t-shirt with a pair of black basketball shorts just hanging from the front of her cart. Her screen displays a familiar face.

"'sup, i'm sans undertale."

She then starts dancing (as well as a computer on wheels can) to some trippy sounding synthwave, not exactly fitting for her outfit.

Edited by CustardAndPie on Aug 1st 2020 at 11:23:45 AM

Knife raises her hand. "Fuck yeah, I'll go! Anyways, my name is Estaban Yu." She pulls out a remote and presses some buttons. A bunch of pyrotechnics go off in the audition room as she pulls out two machetes and begins doing a bunch of cool acrobatic tricks with them to some loud rock music. For the finale, she swaps the machetes for two butterfly knives, begins doing a bunch of spinny tricks, and ends with a double backflip with a three-point landing. "That's my fucking audition!"

"Excuse me Waluigi, but we have famous celebrities Sans (from Undertale) and Jacksfilms (from John's Videos)."

Edited by Playing_with_boy on Aug 1st 2020 at 6:29:36 AM