Tropers: The Series

Knife flies back into the ship and retracts her wings. "Welp. We're a bit less fucked than we were before."

As the rocket eventually hits the ground, it lands on a glowing spot and just fucking explodes. Everyone inside are ok, though.

"Can we just agree that this whole thing was Zan's fault?"

"I'm really just hoping that sun-exploding thing worked and we didn't crash the ship for nothing."

Kay laughs uncontrollably, as he watches the rocket ship bits fall to the ground.

"That was FUN! Like a rollercoaster! Let's do it again!"

Edited by KingOfStickers on Jun 27th 2020 at 8:48:20 PM

"Or like a carousel that's turning, running rings around the moon," says Puma, grinning.

"Hey guys, watch this!" Knife jumps up in the air, catching a large piece of flaming debris in her mouth before landing and spitting it out. "AAAAA Aaaa, that was so worth it."

"...That was fun! Now let's get back and- oh right, we had all these glitches going on, right?" Zanreo looks up in the sky, and sees the sun has returned to normal. "At least that's a good sign!"

"R.I.P. Grand Sun. The grandest of suns."

Edited by DrNoPuma on Jun 27th 2020 at 3:37:01 PM

Kay winces at the sight and shrugs. "Painful, yet cool. As for the sun, I was kind of asleep before I saw it turm into whatever the heck it did."

He stands up. "I dunno about you guys, but being a stowaway was fun! Although I kinda slept for most of it, haha..."

Edited by KingOfStickers on Jun 27th 2020 at 8:51:40 PM

"You're lucky, Kay." Knife brushes off some more debris. "The sheer BRIGHTNESS of the sun messed with my hangover from the stoweaway party." With that, she ran to the nearest bush and threw up.

Kay sighs as he turned his head away. "Good point..."

Edited by KingOfStickers on Jun 27th 2020 at 9:09:38 AM

"Well, I guess that's the end."

"I was right! I knew it! I told you, Dan!" I give him a playful shove.

"🎵 Yeah, yeah
Ayo, all of the viewers, it's time.
It's time, all of the viewers (aight, all of the viewers, begin).
Straight out the glitchy dungeons of rap.

After's skateboard drops deep as does my glitch.
I never fall, 'cause to fall is the friend of stitch.
Beyond the walls of crashes, life is defined.
I think of the way to end the numerous glitches when I'm in a glitched Tropesburg state of mind.

Hope the rich got some stitch.
My [BLEEP] don't like no dirty pitch.
Run up to the switch and get the niche.

In a Glitched Tropesburg state of mind.
What more could you ask for? After's pixellated skateboard?
You complain about all these glitches.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the rich.
I'm rappin' to the Peters,
And I'm gonna move your skeeters.

Buggy, random, fun, like an rocketship.
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a stri-iiip.

I can't take the all these glitches, can't take the sun.
I woulda tried to fight I guess I got no gun.

I'm rappin' to the skeeters,
And I'm gonna move your Peters.

Yea, yaz, in a glitched Tropesburg state of mind.

When I was young my friend had a ship.
I waz kicked out without no slip.
I never thought I'd see that dip.
Ain't a soul alive that could take my friend's trip.

A crashing stowaway is quite the forego (a way).

Thinking of the way to end the numerous glitches. Yaz, thinking of the way to end the numerous glitches (the way to end the numerous glitches).🎵"

Edited by Playing_with_boy on Jun 27th 2020 at 8:49:27 AM

And with that, everything in Tropesburg went back to (relatively) normal. ...probably(????)

"...Hey, what do you mean "Zan's fault"?"

Edited by Zanreo on Jun 27th 2020 at 5:55:53 PM

As Playing's rap comes to a close, the Canned Laughter Machine emits a resounding, uproarious applause, complete with energetic whooping and hollering.

Edited by Afterwards on Jun 27th 2020 at 11:55:55 AM

(Chey walks in the frame, now back in her Sixth Doctor costume and carrying the leather and studs she wore all episode.)
"I got very uncomfortable in this. I'm never wearing that much leather ever again. YEET!"
(Chey then yeets the leather at the camera.)

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jun 27th 2020 at 10:58:59 AM

Kay goes wide-eyed and shrieks. "I HATE THOSE NOISES."

Edited by KingOfStickers on Jun 27th 2020 at 4:59:50 PM

"Chey."

The Canned Laughter machine is still cheering as Chey throws the leather, which ends up covering the camera. Suddenly, the cheers get replaced with static before going silent, as the credits start rolling.

A glitched out, chiptune version of Playing's rap starts playing as the credits roll.

Edited by Afterwards on Jun 27th 2020 at 12:15:57 PM

The credits are suddenly pulled apart by a very annoyed fox.

"OI! I'm back too! Are we just not going to acknowledge that? D'you hate me that much?"

Fuming, Kafka drops out of frame as the credits knit back together and keep rolling as if nothing happened.

Kay waves her wand around and a Bob-Omb pops out. It turns red and walks over to the camera...

It gets closer and closer to the camera and sits there for a few seconds, its face covering the entire screen. Its blinking gets faster and faster and then...

A bright light is produced from the bomb. KSSSH-!

The screen goes black.

Edited by KingOfStickers on Jun 27th 2020 at 5:36:23 PM

Episode Eight: A Very Special Guest

The episode fades in on a screen of static. After flickering for a couple of seconds, a videotape starts up. A younger Mr. Meddling, with a perm and thick glasses, is standing beside his armchair in his stately country home, smoking a pipe.

Tropers, if you're seeing this message, it means that the time has come.

He laughs.

No, not the time to eat our pizza crust-first. It means that Meddling Co. finally has enough money. I don't know how we got it, but the important thing is, that means it's time to get a big-name guest star on Tropers: The Series!

TROPESFOREVER is dropped through a hole in the ceiling along with a large beige sack with a dollar sign on it.

"Ow..."

AFTERWARDS steps onto the stage room, stepping back in shock.

AFTERS: What in the goddamn, you okay Tropes?