Well, at least they grew up to be fine-looking people.
edited 1st Mar '18 12:03:59 PM by TheGamechanger
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Something something smithy
So Mother Earth is now Daughter Earth... I now feel like supporting tree huggers.
Something something Arena.
Jer gets all the girls
Well, my daughter has a cool talent. Woo?
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Jeez, his evilness notwithstanding, if he's my kid then how old am I!?
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Just a Mettaur
DNA test please
A great Mascot Mook.
Dwar of Helium
He may share the first name of one of my favorite musicians, but otherwise, we've got nothing in common.
Now, I'm going to ask you that question once more. And if you say no, I'm going to shoot you through the head. - John Cleese
Not stupid or expendable.
He'll take the case!
You know what, having a famous pop group as my children isn't that bad.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
Blitzy....
Well, I'm getting a paternity test. How does that even work?
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Not stupid or expendable.
How can I produce a redhead if I have some pretty dark hair?
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Jer gets all the girls
......................Kid, reign yourself in.
Also, how did I manage this?
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
He'll take the case!
Well, I'm signing my son up for some anger management lessons.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
Put some clothes on, young lady! And stop hanging around with that loser from school!
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Well, excuse me! :p
edited 6th May '18 6:18:33 PM by TheGreatUnknown
Mweheheh
Not stupid or expendable.
Hooray! I have a daughter who's a superheroine!
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Well, I'm proud of what he became to say the least...
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meow
Okay Monika, now your affections are wrong on multiple levels.
Are you ready? Go live!
Not stupid or expendable.
He'll take the case!
I'm glad to have a successful actor as my son.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
Homer Simpson is my son? Well this is awkward...
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meow
So I'm the father of both Kirby and Freddy Krueger... First off, how, second off how, third off, how, fourth off, should I disown Freddy? Kirby is a sweet child and I promise to raise him well, but Freddy... Freddy just kills people, I'm not proud of a son who kills people.
Are you ready? Go live!
..........Beh. Don't wear those ears outside, 'kay?
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.