hiya, the name's scout.
The hottie is the hero's spouse - whose car just got demolished and didn't have any ride anymore.
The hero is punching a baby
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Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
It's actually a vampire baby, that has been attacking and draining the life force out of people.
The hero is stomping on weasels for no discernable reason, leaving their bloody carcasses scattered around.
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
Red Like Santa
The weasels are all Wicked Weasels in disguise.
The hero is blackmailing a woman to be his sex slave.
edited 29th Sep '16 10:11:32 AM by hamza678
Now known as Cyber Controller
She's into it.
Really, really into it.
The hero has just destroyed the Earth, and proclaimed himself God!
watermelon
He became an actual god, so he's just being truthful, and it turns out this world was nearing its end anyway. He creates a new world, almost identical to the original, with everyone still alive, so it's all good. He pretty much decides godhood's not for him shortly afterwards anyway.
The hero decides to give up in the face of an overwhelmingly powerful, world-threatening foe.
current jam | avi
Destroyer of worlds.
The hero did this because said foe was actually ushering in a golden age for humanity, and the hero was merely standing in the way of a brighter future.
The hero has just launched nukes all around the world..
Is not impressed.
The Sun’s Firstborn
Evil aliens conquered the world, and the hero was simply destroying all of them.
The hero just threw a live grenade into a kindergarten class.
The Best Worst Psychonaut
The live grenade is actually a 'party bomb' that explodes into a shower of candy and confetti, to the everlasting joy of the kindergartners, intended as a celebration of the hero saving the establishment from getting closed down the day before.
The hero is commanding a pack of savage wolves to rip apart a group of starving, defenceless plane crash survivors in the middle of the woods.
edited 29th Sep '16 11:44:42 AM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Worry
Their members of the big bad army and were gonna kill millions of people.
The superheroine is trolling her best friends.
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
Blitzy....
It's a Secret Test of Character.
The hero is throwing children into the lion exhibit in the zoo.
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He's psychically commanded the lions to protect them from the zombie infestation advancing towards the zoo.
The hero is gleefully bulldozing the White House.
Destroyer of worlds.
The White House became haunted by a malevolent demon and the hero is demolishing it to save the country. He's also planning to build the much more impressive White House 2.0.
The hero is literally boning (not the sexual euphemism) people.
Is not impressed.
Worry
It is the Weaksauce Weakness of the disguised alien invaders.
The hero is helping aliens invade earth.
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
Blitzy....
It's a ruse to secretly backstab them.
The hero is selling people into slavery.
edited 23rd Dec '16 11:31:59 PM by CyberController
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They're actually undercover commandos about to infiltrate the slavers' hideout.
The hero is stealing from a collection plate in a church.
Don't Try It
He spotted some counterfeit bills and replaces them with real ones.
Our heroes is invading Santa's Workshop.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
The villains have taken over Santa's workshop and the hero must invade it to stop them from ruining Christmas.
The hero is strangling Santa.
"I treasure every day with you, darling." "No need to be so sappy, love." "You know that's how she is, Nia." - AU!Pyra, Nia, Mythra
What appears to be Santa is actually Krampus in disguise!
The hero just unleashed an army of mutant octopuses!
Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.
Former Human
They are the Hero's pets.
The Hero is killing puppies and kittens!
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Worry
They're zombies.
The heroine is taking over Russia.
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
The World's Least Powerful Man
She's doing it to help fix all the stuff wrong with the country.
The hero's running for president while acting like a racist toolbag.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Don't Try It
It's all a ruse, since he had to learn to be just as repugnant as his opponent to earn voters.
The Hero stole from a blind man.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
The villain secretly put a bomb inside the blind man's bag, so the hero stole it!
The hero made all pandas go extinct!
Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.
Blitzy....
They aren't actual pandas, but bear like aliens.
The hero is burning down an orphanage.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
The people are terrorists with info on his girlfriend, and a nuke. It's for the good of everyone, and he apologizes later.
The hero is kidnapping a hottie!