Dread Pirate Captain
The next two sections are deathless, then...
- Night 2
- ZONE-tan finally gets to organize an orgy of her own.
- SSGSS Goku, being a Nice Guy to Taric.
- Tonight, I'm gonna have myself a real good time//I feel alive - and the world, it's turning inside out...
- The Feast
- Lion, you're a dick. To frigging Dorothy, no less!
- Day 3
- A hunting party...borne out of love. Yeah, baby.
- With strange aeons, even gods may lose the will to live...
- A hunting party...borne out of love. Yeah, baby
- Deaths in order: SSGSS Goku (damnit!)
edited 9th Jun '16 8:20:07 PM by DarkDestruction
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
I was about to wonder at the double post and then saw on the last page that you moved it XD.
And Goku gets himself killed. Nifty.
I'm tempted to test the theory with Superman. I have a team or two in the burner though, so it'll be a while before I get there...
edited 9th Jun '16 8:22:14 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Well, the majority of my favoured tributes were devoured by murder kittens, so that leaves Freddie and the Cowardly Lion. Even if the latter did prove himself to be a bit of a dick.
edited 9th Jun '16 8:22:17 PM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Funny thing is, this Freddie never speaks a word. I imagine he just gives the other two tributes a cold, hard stare as they sing.
edited 9th Jun '16 8:23:23 PM by ArmoredFury
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
straight up just a bear
ZONE-tan and Leona together? Nice.
She/Her | inactive for now
So much for ZONE-tan not being into animals, 
Dread Pirate Captain
- Night 3
- ZONE-tan definitely won't get to do another orgy tonight.
- Does anyone know of the Finnish equivalent for "O KURWA"?
- The Wicked Witch magicks some C4 for the Lion. Taric gets some, too.
- Day 4
- Lots of people go hunting. Leona gets herself a knife, but not in the way she wants.
- Deaths in order: Mordecai, Finland, Leona
Yeah, the season drags on a bit after this.
edited 9th Jun '16 8:27:31 PM by DarkDestruction
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Psychedelicate's gonna be pissed at this...
Incidentally, I've never seen or read the actual Hunger Games on which this simulator is based, but isn't this more-or-less how things would proceed? 75% of the tributes would get slaughtered in their droves until only the most hardened and stubborn ones are left standing, leading to a stalemate that lasts for an ungodly amount of time?
edited 9th Jun '16 8:28:28 PM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Goddamnit Leona you were doing so well.
Time to root for Taric and Zone-tan, then.
She/Her | inactive for now
Oh well. Mordecai went further than my other recent tributes did.
straight up just a bear
Outside of ZONE-tan, rooting for Pet Shop and Freddie.
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edited 9th Jun '16 8:29:53 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
TBH, I'm kinda considering entering Chuck Norris to test the Super Weight theory.
Cheering for Dorothy and/or ZONE-tan. Wot the hell, Lion! Too much nerve methinks!
edited 9th Jun '16 8:41:58 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
PINNACLE OF MAN
Cheasel T. Weasel had a lot of potential.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Alright, so I really need to be going to bed right about now, so pay attention.
I volunteer; nay, I insist that I host the next season, after having dodged it for the 16 seasons up till now, and I'll get around to it as soon as I get out of bed, or as soon as this season's finished, whichever comes first.
Go about the posting of characters like usual, and I'll collect them all up, making allowances for my own teams, of course. Good night... uh... morning. Nighting.
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
PINNACLE OF MAN
For me, it's indeed morning!
Good night.
edited 9th Jun '16 8:54:21 PM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
She/Her | inactive for now
It's afternoon down here.
Lovely Legilimens
And it's lunchtime here. Good night, Stalkeyes.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
PINNACLE OF MAN
For me, it's very very early morning. 6:57.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Dread Pirate Captain
- Night 4
- I don't want to die, I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all..
- D'aww, Dorothy and the Lion made up.
- Day 5
- Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me...
- A little girl chases a mighty warrior...
- Night 5
- Two great beasts decide they shouldn't kill each other.
- Day 6
- Dorothy...you sly bastard.
- Night 6
- BURN THE WHORE!
- That does it - Dorothy is this Season's Big Bad. Mort, Chloe, and Judy just got one-upped.
- Deaths in order: Freddie, Taric, ZONE-tan, The Cowardly Lion
edited 9th Jun '16 9:06:51 PM by DarkDestruction
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
PINNACLE OF MAN
Hey, that's not ice you are using, silly Pet Shop!
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
If this season goes for 7 days, then that means that either one character dies every day onwards, or the winner kills off everyone else with an explosive on the last day. Or something.
And Goku got Worf'd.
edited 9th Jun '16 8:19:50 PM by Psychedelicate