Hello, everyone, and welcome to Season 182 of HGS!
- Looks like the tributes are really desperate for bread.
- And we have the first two deaths of the Season, courtesy of an explosive-rigged bag.
- I had no idea Jessi Slaughter knew how to build something like that.
- Two tributes fight over a bag. Fortunately for them, this bag is not booby trapped.
- I wonder what need a giant crab has for a backpack, unless it's a really big backpack.
- More bag fighting. Again, the tributes involved do not fall for a booby trap. They must have all learned from Tsubakura and Lucina.
- And we have Jailbreak, the first tribute to kill another tribute this Season!
- Gene goes in for a kill, too! Oh man, it's going to be one of those Seasons, isn't it?
- And the Mind Flayer fatally spears someone.
- All in all, a very bloody Bloodbath!
- Holio gets gaanged.
- Bob, and two other tributes, are mean to Mega Absol.
- A microwave wins a pun-off.
- Wow, Jailbreak, Mood Whiplash much?
- Mami finds the giant enemy crab undeserving of a big Toblerone.
- Nagisa is rich.
- Mind Flayer, after spearing someone to death, you are the last tribute I would expect to be afraid of such a thing.
- David Benioff craves that mineral... I'm sorry.
- Vasya is pregnant, everyone. With a teddy bear.
- Yabusame and Peter fight for the affection of... a pokemon?
- Lyle likes Jessi Slaughter.
- Yeah, John, I think you're too young for Inko.
- This tribute is brought to you by Mc Donald's! The Mc Rib is back. Come and get yours today!
DEATHS
: Tsubakura Enraku, Lucina, Hoopa Confined, Uppercase D, Kazuo Kiriyama, Holio
edited 16th Nov '17 12:13:06 PM by worldofdrakan
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
i think the giant crab deserves a giant Toblerone :c
edited 16th Nov '17 12:29:08 PM by Zanreo
"Leftover items still have value!"
AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Aw come on Jailbreak. It wasn't necessary to kill Hoopa. You could've at least fainted it.
Oh come on, Terri! Lighten up! What are you screaming at?
C'mon, Mami, the mega crab's actually large enough to eat that big Toblerone in one go. If anyone deserves that memetic candy bar, it's him.
And as disappointed as I am in Lucina's death at the Bloodbath, at least she didn't die at the hands of a goddamn emoji.
God DAMMIT, Tsubakura!
Ivypool is a boss.
Wow.... My tributes are really getting into it. I think they may have gone off the deep end already.
edited 16th Nov '17 12:49:01 PM by JediNinjaKat
Fan Wing, Pegasister, warrior cat, a District 7, Ravenclaw, a demigod
hey
Well, goodbye D. You will soon be forgotten.
i'm honestly kinda rooting for microwave too at this point
meanwhile my tributes are like
ehhhhh
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Mami, you meanie! XD
In love with an Uptown Girl
Having SCP-1048 as a baby....stupidest thing ever.
Please allow me to introduce myself, I am a man of wealth and taste. Nice to meet you, hope you can guess my name.
- Oh my god, Mega Absol?
GOD.
- Me too, Tombstone.
- Honestly, I would trust Hana with my secrets as well.
- Lyle and Yabusame pull a prank on Gene Leonhardt.
- Vasya having nightmares about what Maleficent did to him? Makes sense.
- Astark forces John to choose between two tributes to kill. He shockingly kills both of them.
- Aww. I have a feeling Inko arranged that little cheer-up party.
- Oh wow, the banana peel strikes again, I see.
- David Benioff offends a deity and pays the ultimate price for it.
- Watson and Jailbreak are now the resident fashion police.
- Egon directs a porno featuring Tak Fujii and SCP-049.
- Microwave pulls a prank.
- The giant enemy crab cashes in on David Benioff's life insurance policy.
- Maleficent, I think that's probably going to terrify the kiddies.
- Mega Absol, understandably, attracts sadness wherever she goes. Maybe she's feeling guilty over having killed Mitsuko?
- Yabusame has been a robot this whole time.
- Wow, Hana. What a badass!
- Lyle is a sneak.
- After getting its own berserk button pressed the other day, the Hand does the same to another tribute.
- The giant enemy crab is mean.
- Ew. Why, Yasuhiro?!
- John Marston makes a fatal mistake.
- It seems that Astark has been secretly worshipping Peter.
- These tributes must really have a thing for iron maidens.
DEATHS: Mitsuko Souma, Gene, Mind Flayer, David Benioff, Dorphon Eclair, John Marston, Nagisa Momoe
edited 16th Nov '17 2:09:18 PM by worldofdrakan
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Well, I guess sweet little Nagisa simply couldn’t last long, even with her powers...
Mega Absol must've been seriously pissed about Future Trunks punting a Carbide at him last time (that's how I interpreted the "kick me" sign event featuring them, anyway).
Uh john she actually had a nice dress
uh
Ivypool is a boss.
Darn you Gene you were doing so well. Hehe I can see Jailbreak being the fashion boss however.
Fan Wing, Pegasister, warrior cat, a District 7, Ravenclaw, a demigod
Well, both Cures seem to be doing okay so far.
Ivypool is a boss.
Darker Shining don't say stuff like that then you will jinx your tributes
Fan Wing, Pegasister, warrior cat, a District 7, Ravenclaw, a demigod
If I had to guess, I would say that Mecha-Yabusame was probably built by Tsubakura prior to the season so that the real Yabusame wouldn't have to participate.
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
Tak Fujii and the SCP... what
And the crab sure is being a jerk after that toblerone incident
"Leftover items still have value!"
- Wow, people are really into Absol, aren't they? And Microwave is just being an enabler!
- George RR Martin takes pity on the giant enemy crab when Cure Chocolat wouldn't.
- Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone!
- Gene Leonhardt almost goofs, but the Hand comes to his rescue.
- Meanwhile Mega Absol goofs for real.
- Oh wow, the Simulator just got super self-aware with Jessi Slaughter.
- Hmm, My Hero Academia or Magi Madoka... Which fanbase is worse?
- I think the Salty Spittoon made a good choice there.
- Carbide gets lucky.
- Maleficent's broken dreams manifest in the form of vomited donuts.
- Boop!
- Hana and Tak Fujii go level-grinding.
- John is deemed worthy of the sword in the stone.
- Combo battle!
- Maleficent, can't you turn into a dragon? You could have flown!
- Absol "refines" Cure Macaron.
- That's... an interesting rock band.
- Egon, I'm not sure if that's a good idea.
- A hand wears the cone of shame.
- Inko narrowly dodges George RR Martin's attack.
- Wait, what use is that muffin going to be if teddy bears can't eat?
- Microwave and Tombstone team up against Peter.
- Alexei, too, knows what it's like to have broken dreams.
DEATHS: Mega Absol, Maleficent, Cure Macaron, Peter Venkman
edited 16th Nov '17 4:12:29 PM by worldofdrakan
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
Some EXTREEEME level-grinding
Also, George RR Martin reviving others? Thought he was most known for killing characters... oh well, I'm glad Crab is back again!
edited 16th Nov '17 4:12:03 PM by Zanreo
"Leftover items still have value!"
Yeah, the less then ten deaths per update thing was something I used when I run the season. Speaking of which, I'm willing to run the villain season.
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