Hunger Games Simulator

And Roman Torchwick placed third in the very first season, only to die horribly every single time he's been in the games since then! :D

So she's taking after Gamzee?

That would explain this: *hits a blunt* "That Doki... Totally A Sith Lord."

Newbies with good luck? I am one of the newest members of the forum, and I haven't had that much luck at all. My highest placer is 7th. Guess my luck's just bad.

edited 2nd Jun '17 6:59:53 AM by TacoBadger

I have seen a lot of new players earn a Hall of Famer on their first go, so yeah XD

I joined way back in season 5, but I didn't get my first Hall of Famer until season 8.

edited 2nd Jun '17 7:20:14 AM by Psychedelicate

I got a tribute with the most kills on my very first game, so that's a thing.

Also I can host the next game, since you were wondering.

Goddammit, Punisher.

Frankly, I'm impressed that my boy has gotten this far without killing anyone! Resorting to tricks like pocket sand seems far more likely given that he's not one to just shoot his problems away in the game itself.

Maybe once I'm a bit more versed with the way the game works for sure I'll run a season myself. Seems like it'd be cool.

Now I have to wonder if anyone has ever placed first with zero kills, and if that's even possible.

edited 2nd Jun '17 8:19:29 AM by worldofdrakan

I have a tribute who has! Sayaka Miki, to be exact!

And I think Ichi-nii-san also has Linkara - he also won a season without hurting a fly!

I also have Wolf, who won Season 50 with no kills.

And did you know that the very first pacifist victor was the Dark Prognosticus, a book, in Season 23?

Oh yeah, that thing too XD

But yeah, pacifist winners do happen, just very occasionally.

For the Battle Royale, I'll rig it for the Phantom Troper arena events.

Battle Music

• The Binding of Isaac Antibirth - Gloria Filio (Mom's Heart)

Noted.

edited 2nd Jun '17 9:00:44 AM by TheGamechanger

...I think one rape event is enough, thank you very much.

Night 8:◊

• The Dolorosa, Eir, Tiny, and Doki all have a drink together.
• Anna eats alone.

Day 9:◊

• Tiny and Doki form a late game alliance.
• Anna wishes to be healthy and wide awake.
• The Dolorosa, meanwhile, deals with Eir Stegalkin.

Fallen Tributes:◊ Eir Stegalkin

Night 9:◊

• Doki says "Psyche" to that late game alliance.
• Anna tries to get more kills by burning up some ants. This doesn't work. And man, ants could really use some representation in these games.

Day 10:◊

• The unknown sponsor tries to push a ship that doesn't seem to be happening.
• Doki's got it all planned out.

Next update is the finale!

Final Battle Music

• The Binding of Isaac: Antibirth - Memento Mori

Oh, good, for a second there I got denied Top 3 the way you worded that event. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand I just cost myself Top 3. :|

Kanaya: Rooting For My Ancestor

Kanaya: Win This For All Of Alternia

C'mon, Doki! At least nail that podium finish!

Another Battle Theme, because why not:

• Homestuck - Requiem of Sunshine And Rainbows

Night 10:◊

• Anna finds the Death Note, and gets ready to kill, but realizes she doesn't remember anyone's name.
• Melia comes back to say one last goodbye to Tiny. Tiny ends up following Melia back to the afterlife.
• There is a tease of Dolorosa/Doki, yet Dolorosa ends the rabbit before Doki's mindmap could pose a threat to her.

Day 11:◊

• Anna guesses the Dolorosa's name.

Fallen Tributes◊

The Winner◊

1. Anna Grimsdottir (Mk_97)

2. The Dolorossa (Infinity Ryujin)

3. Doki (worldofdrakan)

Most Kills: Clip (Troper No 9001)

Placements◊ Summary◊ Stats◊ Save

Well, now that that's settled, I'll just hide away in my hole until the villain season because none of my tributes made it to the podium. I'm rooting for Poopypants, Jack, Sharpie, MMMMMMMMMMM, Eternity Larva, Flim, Worldofdrakan, Voldemort, Iodine, Doki and the Dolorosa. Peace out until then.

edited 2nd Jun '17 11:07:00 AM by TacoBadger

Oh my gosh, Doki actually placed! And her death was so sad. I'm imagining a sweet kiss on the forehead for Doki, who probably wanted to die at that point. Little does she know, however, that she is about to be forced to compete again! Seriously, the story of Doki totally needs to go on the tear jerker page after the Battle Royale is over.

edited 2nd Jun '17 11:08:59 AM by worldofdrakan

YES WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It took me 36 seasons, but I finally did it. Great job, Grim and Third Fourth Echelon.

edited 2nd Jun '17 11:11:53 AM by Mk_97

Damn.◊

I can't even be mad, though, fourth place on the first try is really kinda incredible. I'll have to do it again once the normal games recommence.