Hunger Games Simulator

Ah, lol XD

Anyway, yeah, like I said, Souda will be returning sometime in the future, because goddamn, the things he gets up to in these games XD

Now... go Makoto! Go Hajime! Go Mahiru, go Hiyoko! ^_^

Hopefully SCP-682 will be more in-character this time around, since in the original save I sent he acted like a complete buffoon, didn't even kill anybody, and was killed by his own health bar by a Historical Domain Character!

I mean, I like out-of-character events but that was a bit excessive...

I want to see the latter. Okay, maybe just a compilation in general.

I'm so proud of phantom me.

Our tributes stand ready on their podiums.

It's the Bloodbath!

• Donkey Kong gets thrown off his game when he receives a Razzie right as the Games start.
• Minato gets a good amount of weapons and supplies. He takes a banana for the road, which turns out to be Minato's downfall.
• Rusev becomes "INVINCIBLE" and proceeds to fall down a pit.
• Kaptain K Rool becomes Kaptain of an armored fighting vehicle.
• Penny Polendina gets DMCA'd.
• Flam creates the Super Bullet Shooty 6000.
• With the power of the Great Gecko Above, Nathan slays his enemies, and has a nice hot cross bun to celebrate.
• Jack English is nervous, he's shaking.
• Demoman hits von Goethe over the head with a jar of worms.

Day 1

• Donkey Kong sharpens his Razzie Award to kill, in the misfortune of a nearby Deathclaw.
• Banana Joe wants a sword too, but he's gonna need to be at least 5% more Arthurian.
• Hiyoko teaches Bugaboo the right way to stomp ants.
• von Goethe leads Aryn Ryan on a wild goose chase.
• Barbos and Bobik witness Nathan converting Aunn Komano.
• The army of weaponized chickens take in a fartherless racecar driver.
• Ray's having a harder time converting tributes to Geckoism, so he resorts to pocket sand.
• Kaptain K Rool sticks his head out of his tank to taunt Idaho, which turns out to be a poor decision.
• Tzara and Flam have a sing-off to Jessie's Girl by Rick Springfield.
• BB-8 cripples Mahiru. He does this by hitting her legs repeatedly with his lighter. It is a long and painful process.
• Demoman finds out that his cousin is a horrifying monster. Old news in Demoman's family.
• Jack English does not miss his chance to blow.
• The Pen Guns train better, faster, stronger.
• The Condesce plays with her Flim Bobblehead. Sounds dirty.

Fallen Tributes: Minato Arisato, Rusev, Penny Polendina, Van, Hot Cross Bun, Deathclaw, Kaptain K. Rool

edited 9th May '17 6:24:40 AM by TacoBadger

Let Elizabeth know... YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DUMP COINS INTO THE FOUNTAIN LIKE THAAAT!

Oh jeez, I just saw the Penguns video last night. And the Geckos return! This makes up for the fact that I now only have one tribute left.

edited 9th May '17 6:29:49 AM by 4fterthought

If you want to know how Deathclaw died in the original save I sent, a hunter mistook him for Bigfoot and shot him. Yes, I'll use the original save as a gag save.

Battle Music

• Homestuck - Walk-Stab-Walk (R&E)

[PENGUNS INTENSIFY]

WMG: BB-8 has been upgraded into a battle droid here.

edited 9th May '17 7:36:46 AM by IchigoMontoya

I wonder if Giygas will kill Ness like Giegue killed Ninten?

Bugaboo's name is misspelled. I don't want to start over because of that, though. My tributes are still alive after all!

Guzma, I'm impressed. Whatever you did made big 'ol monster Sully give up the bag. Then again, though, Sully really is just a Gentle Giant.

edited 9th May '17 9:02:47 AM by worldofdrakan

x 3 looks like the other tributes gotta watch out for wrist rockets now!!!!! never mind BB-8 doesn't have any arms???

I'm surprised at my tributes' performance so far, though I'm waiting for their inevitable death by consumption.

edited 9th May '17 10:08:50 AM by Mk_97

Night 1

• Ray tries yet again to convert a whole army, and others, only to accidentally participate in Woodstock.
• Hiyoko finds an ant on a bear trap, and loses a foot.
• Jack's nervous, but on the surface, he's calm and ready.
• Nathan spots an alternative god, and uses the Great Gecko Above to create a voodoo doll of the false idol.
• The Codesce awakens to an army of chickens.
• Two "professional fighters" decide to team up and decide to eliminate weaklings.
• Banana Joe shows cunning by reversing a punch that would have squished him flat.
• Anri misses her family.
• Mahiru gifts the gods with an abomination, and Demoman loses a family member.
• Flam steals Demoman's diary while he's away at his cousin's funeral.
• KNEEL BEFORE FLIM
• We are in an alternate universe where Force Awakens won a Best Special Effects.

Day 2

• Tristan gets some me time.
• Flam's not the Arthurian he was hoping he was.
• We, the jury, find Sub-Zero innocent of all charges.
• Matt saves Makoto.
• Demoman poisons Johann Wolfgang.
• Flim tries to sell a brand new sword to Hajime, by showing how sharp it can cut. His customer, however, ends up in pieces.
• Ray tries to convert Anri and Angiurus, but gets distracted by all the balls.
• Nathan converts Pesterbot.
• Barbos and Bobik come from out of their cloak and stab Launchpad.
• Clair Sinclair evades the Pen Gun Army.
• The Condesce probably has cancer now...

Fallen Tributes: SCP-682, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Hajime Hinata, Launchpad Mc Quack

Sneff, why the hell are you doing drugs?

I think Jack English and Bugaboo must've accidentally caught a whiff of whatever was going around at that makeshift Woodstock..

I'm worried about that team up between Aran Ryan and Sub-Zero.

edited 9th May '17 11:35:45 AM by Awesomewade

Man, the Simulator does not like 682, does it?

Night 2

• Guzma smartly relocates himself and his hostage when he learns that a giant monster plans to smush him.
• BB-8 dies doing the Wilhelm Scream.
• Anri and Tristan are oddly born from the same parents.
• Ray accidentally does wrong by the Great Gecko Above, and erotically dreams of a false idol.
• Claire makes a potato clock, until Idaho makes it mashed potatoes.
• A sleeping Aran Ryan survives a very dangerous situation.
• Jack English needs to snap back to reality.
• Sub-Zero gets wet in a different way than his partner Aran.
• The ants fight back against Bugaboo, and Potted Plant decides to let him die.
• The Pen Guns feel alive.
• Nathan also goes in the ball pit, but unlike Ray, he actually tries to convert the other two pit members. The problem is Flam is trying to sell his wares, and the Condesce is trying to get everyone to donate to her cancer fund, so no one gets what they wanted.
• Eminscu finds out its tough to be a god.
• Aunn uses the power of the Great Gecko Above to fuse with Ness. Flim, however, aware of the power of friendship, waits out the fusion. Once they unfuse, Flim test his product some more.

Day 3

• The Potted Plant becomes a wendigo. But in this game, given Felix and Davesprite from recent seasons, he will probably be helpful or lame.
• Flim kidnaps Sully and tries to sell him. Barbos and Bobik try to get in on that deal, only to show up at the wrong store.
• Jack English can do anything he sets his mind to, man.
• Tristan just really likes Pringles, okay.
• Guzma asks the most appropriate question ever.
• Ray is the least threatening tribute in the arena.
• Aran Ryan falls for a trick he pulled earlier today, showing Sub-Zero should worry about who he picked for a partner.
• Getcha Anguirus tee shirts, right here!
• Eminescu can't even catch a girl who's legs are broken.
• Schiller brings Nathan back to life, proving that Nathan may just be the Gecko Messiah.
• Penguins of Madagascar is marathoned to inspire morale into the troops of the Pen Gun Army.
• Makoto escapes capture and forces Clair Sinclair to become Buttercup Pizzabuns.
• Giygas finds Aunn's body, and holds it up to the sky. "Surely this is proof enough to show the dangers of Geckology!"
• Demoman brings down Pesterbot, but the guy reminds Demo too much of his cousin.
• The Chick Guns were all sired by a one-footed rooster. Seeing Hiyoko missing a foot floods memories of their chickhoods back to them.

Fallen Tributes: BB-8, Bugaboo, Ness, Aunn Komano

edited 9th May '17 12:42:09 PM by TacoBadger

I had a feeling someone would ask the snowman question to Sub-Zero.

Unfortunately I don't think a potted plant would be much useful in reviving anyone anyways. That phoenix down event gave me an idea for more potential events involving phoenix downs. Maybe they can be added in next season?

(NON-FATAL) (Player 1) is torn on whether or not to revive (Player 3) with a phoenix down. He/she1 doesn't. (Player 2) scolds (Player 1) for being selfish and revives (Player 3) him/herself2.

(NON-FATAL) (Player 1) is torn on whether or not to revive (Player 2) with a phoenix down. He/she1 does, but before he/she1 can, (Player 2) gets up. He/she2 was just pretending to be dead and appreciates that (Player 1) would have revived him/her2. They form an alliance.

(FATAL) (Player 1) is torn on whether or not to revive (Player 2) with a phoenix down. He/she1 doesn't. Unbeknownst to (Player 1), (Player 2) gets up as he/she1 is walking away. He/she2 was playing dead! (Player 2) stabs (Player 1) in the back, outraged that he/she1 would not have revived him/her2.

edited 10th May '17 10:50:36 AM by worldofdrakan

I saw the updates I missed on my phone while I was away but I didn't comment since:

1. I never logged onto my account on my phone and
2. Even if I did log in, the phone controls are too wonky to even bother posting.

Don't worry, I'll put those in the new gag reel save.

I think the simulator keeps trying to get rid of SCP-682 because it sees it as a threat to it.

Anyways, I was going to have Jack English's nickname be Union Jack, but I wasn't sure that Infinity would be ok with that. Speaking of which, since Jack English/Union Jack is still around...

Battle Music

• Homestuck (unused) - Union Jack

edited 9th May '17 1:59:57 PM by TheGamechanger

So I wake up to find Hajime dead. Dang it!

Whoa, Mahiru got crippled early on, and she still killed an SCP? Despite not even having any powers or combat skills? Whoa, nice one, Mahiru! XD

edited 9th May '17 1:59:27 PM by Psychedelicate

I've been thinking about maybe having some of the phantom tropers work together in future phantom troper events.

For example, my phantom can unleash an EMP to bring down the defenses while the phantom of another troper goes in for the kill.

Night3

• As more people pray to Giygas, his power grows.
• Tzara kicks Schiller right in his Robbers.
• Buttercup Pizzabuns is outed as an anti-plantite.
• If Matt wins, he will probably be kicked out of professional racing.
• Sully declares himself Ahab, and vows vengeance against his captor; Flim.
• Hiyoko pulls an Ash Williams and replaces her missing foot with a chainsaw.
• Mahiru, exhausted from a day of doing everything with only her arms, passes out.
• Jack English starts a fire. It only grows harder, grows hotter.
• Sub-Zero gives Flam a ride. Something's wrong here...
• Guzma remembers the Condesce's worsening cancer. He starts a search party to find her. She remains MIA.
• Eternity shows up at Flim's shop, and asks, "May I have... this dance?" Flim: "Sure, that'll be 49.99!"
• Sneff uses a ballista to perform a mass William Tell (to the approval of Schiller) on the Pen Guns. He succeeds, knocking every apple off.
• Anri's farts are toxic.
• Aran Ryan continues sleepwalking. He finally does something to help his teammate though, potentially starving Pesterbot, Ray and Makoto.
• Donkey Kong smushes Barbos and Bobik.

Day 4

• Sully gets his groove on while in search of Flim.
• Mann Co. gives Demoman some incentive to win.
• Buttercup Pizzabuns and Sneff trap and sexually assault Guzma and Aran Ryan.
• Sub-Zero is too busy listening to Ice Ice Baby to prevent his partner's violent rape.
• Neither Banana Joe nor Gecko Cultist Ray can withstand the attractiveness of the false idol Giygas.
• Glacius gets a thousand medics, all with questionable degrees.
• The Pen Gun army has a hearty sleep.
• Mustard of Doom? More like Mustard Gas of Doom.
• Just as Potted Plant is to be consumed by Anguirus, the Plant finds some sand in its pot, which it chucks in the beast's eye.
• The Condesce, stuck in a hospital bed, plays a crossword.
• Flim attempts to commit fratricide, as well as blowing up Nathan and DK, but his product is faulty.
• Mahiru reveals that she created Pester Bot.
• Hiyoko could step on Ray, but her stomping foot is missing, so she's out of her element.
• Eternity finds a beartrap and immediately sticks it in her mouth. She then spits out Hiyoko's foot, and wonders aloud "How'd that get there?"

Fallen Tributes: Barbos and Bobik

edited 9th May '17 4:00:07 PM by TacoBadger