Hunger Games Simulator

The plush and tuna events seem to be bugged.

I mentioned that already.

Just like the yellow season we did for Season 109, can we do a green season for St. Patrick's Day next week?

Yeah, I noticed one of them, but at that point I'd done it too many times already.

Dang it, Winter Soldier.

And I don't really care if we do an all-green season for St. Patrick's Day reasons or not.

Caliborn is too busy making evil schemes for you to be him, but he'll comment on some of the events anyways since it amuses him.

For some reason I think Caliborn has the same voice as Invader Zim.

Battle Music

• Etrian Odyssey Untold - Ecstasy

NIGHT ONE◊

• Caliborn: HA! YOUR BULLETS ARE NO MATCH FOR MY CUNNING!
• A Kiss of Death ensues.
• Hei Hei gets dark.
• Craig Boone goes streaking.
• Fate Testarossa receives an early Easter present.
• Caliborn: HOW... HOW CAN THE GROUND MAKE BARBECUE!?
• Vupsen and Pupsen are on something's menu.

DAY TWO◊

• Orochimaru lands a dead end job.
• Caliborn: NO... NOOOOO! IMPOSSIBLE! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! NOOOOOOOOOO!
• Hakuno is now furious at Red.
• The sky can dance?
• Kid goes streaking.
• Admiral Dane admires something big and long...

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊

==> Summon Spades Slick

First, how can a chicken who's Too Dumb to Live force someone to kill? Second, when did Red Hood start taking leaves from Two-Face's book. Third, Cass, I am disappoint (that, and I never knew Clover was actually the Killer Rabbit from Monty Python in disguise). And finally, only here can someone be friendzoned by the goddamn ground, of all things.

Also, is it safe to say that Clover's this season's obligatory Cute and Psycho tribute?

He has five friggin' kills already. There's pretty much no way someone else can fit that role better than him this season.

So did you guys scrap the end-of-post causality list during my absence? Can we bring that back, please?

It's official, guys. We've got a literal Killer Rabbit on the loose!

Spades Slick is too busy killing people to be summoned, so you comment by yourself.

Battle Music

• Etrian Odyssey Untold - Battlefield's Awakening (FM)

NIGHT TWO◊

• Red Hood does some matchmaking.
• Wheatley feels the love.
• Jasper is shattered.
• Hei Hei reveals that he chickens out when Chuck Norris is near.
• Serge gives Penfold's family a thoughtful present.

DAY THREE◊

• Wheatley has arms?
• Vegeta tries to kill everyone but fails.
• Hei Hei gets dark again.
• You know you must suck if the sky starts to insult you.
• Gilbert is too dangerous for Danger Mouse.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊ Jasper, Penfold, Red, Kid.

==>

So, I guess this means Boone's sniper rifle has poisoned rounds now.

And damn, Hei-Hei's doing well for a not-too-bright chicken.

How ironic for the sky to ground Danger Mouse.

Of course Admiral Dane isn't a mere mortal.

And I guess Vegeta's Big Bang Attack fizzled out.

Someone should Photoshop this image◊ with Clover and Lord English in place of the rabbit and the wolf.

Battle Music

• Etrian Odyssey Untold - Battlefield's Awakening

NIGHT THREE◊

• Vegeta yells like he usually does.
• Clover finds a "happy place" in a tree.
• Craig relieves U-Mos of duty.
• ...is the ground powered by dark magic or something?

DAY FOUR◊

• Caster wins a fistfight against Chuck Norris.
• Vegeta gets rid of some competition.
• ...does Wheatley have a sense of smell?
• A battle between primordial rivals ensues.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊ U-Mos, Truck Shepard, Red Hood, Chuck Norris, Doug Schneid

Red Hood, you had Chuck Norris as backup... at least you did better than last time.

And who knew Boone had super strength?

Also, screaming at the sky is so in-character for Vegeta.

edited 9th Mar '17 7:35:30 PM by IchigoMontoya

And thus, the Luminoth race ends.

Not with a bang, but with a squeesh.

I like how the bunnies are on good terms with each other, but Bunnymund better watch out for dat killer wabbit.

Also, until the new events are fixed, I'd like to imagine "(Player2)" being Anon who snuck their way into the Games.

inb4 they're nominated for the next season.

edited 9th Mar '17 8:05:14 PM by TroperNo9001

For me, "(Player2)" for the plush events is Lord English, simply because it's funny.

In all fairness, Caster had a punchghost on her side.

There's only two updates left, so I'll quicken the pace a bit.

Battle Music

• [Etrian Odyssey Untold] Battlefield's Awakening (Hellion Sounds Remix)

NIGHT FOUR◊

• ...I'm pretty sure that the only way for the ground to "speak" is to cause an earthquake.
• Wheatley has a mouth?
• I'm pretty sure Vegeta can get out of quicksand just fine.
• How can the sky even grab an item?

DAY FIVE◊

• Hei Hei knows how to play chess?
• Serge is a great stress reliever.
• The ground gets revenge on its rival.
• Danger Mouse is overwhelmed by danger.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊ Wheatley, Serge, The sky, Danger Mouse

So that means the earth lost its atmosphere?!

Welp, looks like the ground just put us all in, well... the ground.

Hakumo wishes she had a Player 2 to have fun with.

Next update's the finale.

Battle Music

• Homestuck - You Killed My Father (Prepare to Die)

NIGHT FIVE◊

• The Killer Rabbit strikes again.
• Vegeta watches Dragon Ball Z Abridged.
• Gilbert exercises his hand.
• Hei Hei, what are you doing!?

THE FEAST◊

• Two Killer Rabbits team up to kill Vegeta.
• Shinki makes fried chicken on a stick.

DAY SIX◊

• The Killer Rabbit finally meets something more killer than it.
• Caster gets casted off.
• Bunnymund means business.

ARENA EVENT◊

• If only the other Killer Rabbit was around just so we can see how it'll fare against the Murder Kittens.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊ Admiral Dane, Craig Boone, Vegeta, Vupsen and Pupsen, Hei Hei, Clover, Caster, Hakuno, The ground, Shinki, Bunnymund, The Final Pam

edited 9th Mar '17 9:17:04 PM by TheGamechanger