Hunger Games Simulator

Alrighty folks! Thank goodness this was posted to Postimg or else I wouldn't be able to post at school tomorrow! Anyways, sorry if I get anything wrong or screw up somehow, I know I will.

ANYWAYS, here are our delightful tributes for this round! [1]

BLOODBATH [2]

• Pink guy's deep seated mental issues come to a head
• "This Diary is mine!"
• Applejack commits the ultimate sin
• And the closest we got to a death was Adam taking a knife to the shoulder. What a bloodless bloodbath it is.

DAY 1 [3]

• Adam decides that one brush with death was enough for him, but his attempts to leave are, to put it lightly, unsuccessful.
• Whether Salamanders have anything to be stolen is irrelevant
• Someone almost dies. Again.
• Undoubtfully unpleasant stalking occurs
• This is a scenario where wedgies might work too well...
• Newest Cute and Psycho tribute?

DEATHS: Adam and Prometheus

Also, the screens stop after day three? Is there any way you could send the rest? Unless there's more that I just can't find the button to see...

Something went weird. I'm uploading them again. Also-

Epimetheus: And you told ME to watch close. Figures.

For context, here's the Gamechanger forms ranked from most powerful (1) to least (4):

1. Final Smash Gamechanger
2. Emergency Gamechanger
3. Detective Gamechanger
4. Training Gamechanger

Battle Music:

• Super Mario Galaxy 2 - Final Bowser Battle (CarboHydroM) [1]

edited 9th Jan '17 6:51:19 PM by TheGamechanger

...And Yuuka has Kuja's picture instead of her own. Oh well, doesn't matter.

Yeah, I was thinking, "Wait, isn't that Kuja?" but I didn't dwell further.

What're you planning to do with all those cakes, Applejack?

Last post for tonight. I'll make sure to post real early tomorrow, don't worry!

NIGHT 1 [1]

• Dumbo disses Walter Sobchak
• Protoman EXE, despite looking as badass as he does, fails to do anything that interesting. Shame.
• Don't you love it when characters who die in their source material die in this as well???
• Shame that Salamander Man couldn't play his own funeral song with that nostril recorder of his...
• Togami what are you doing it is literally night 1 you can't just assume that
• Such a beautiful scene I'm imagining here... such a wonderful dance...
• What is up with these coin tosses??
• Applejack whyyyyyyy
• Of course, being a salamander, all it can manage is an average sounding yelp.

DAY 2 [2]

• A rain shower cancels two duels
• Nyet!
• Queen nO STOP
• A guitar attempts murder
• Another guitar gets together with a bird
• Epimetheus attempts to join his brother, but it's not meant to be as of yet.
• That must be an interesting card game...

DEATHS: Protoman EXE, Gin Ichimaru, Salamander Man, Zvezdochka

Sorry, would have caught it if I could, but I don't know who those people are.

Epimetheus: I wish Prometheus was here...

edited 9th Jan '17 7:46:56 PM by DatLonerGirl

I would actually read that slash.

Battle Music:

• Battle! Team Galactic Boss Cyrus [1]

edited 9th Jan '17 7:50:43 PM by TheGamechanger

Gee, it's not like I wanted Gin to actually DO SOMETHING INTERESTING or anything...

Applejack, what could have possibly driven you to write such a... bizzare piece of fanfiction?

I can totally imagine Bing Bong posing in those two posing contests.

Actually, Salamander Man only speaks in "Nyess", which is exactly what it sounds like.

A bird, a guy, and and a toy shoot off some fireworks. A guitar watches said fireworks. Later on, the bird and the guitar make out, only to be caught by a dragon.

edited 9th Jan '17 9:00:10 PM by Crossover-Enthusiast

I hope Greed and Ultra Greed's Ass interact.

Hey wait a sec... You're my ass!

   Yes, yes I am... NOT. What the crap, we're two entirely different beings, who both just so happen to be   

Yeah, yeah.

NIGHT 2 [1]

• That's something I don't want to imagine again
• I question a Pony's abilities to operate guns
• A guitar's diabolical plans go awry
• Robbie Rotten is villain number- this joke was way too obvious I apologize
• Not even being buff can protect you from a tree branch
• Queen Sectonia has her clothes stolen while in a creek, and Alisa dies being unable to find said creek

DAY 3 [2]

• I question how good this would sound
• That's an interesting tea party
• Can I assume it's the eye not covered by the mask?
• It's muddy enough for some mud hijinks, apparently
• Salamander is hurt

DEATHS: Applejack, Motorave Belaire, Tiny Rick, Hunkle Stan, Alisa Seleznava

edited 10th Jan '17 6:01:39 AM by 4fterthought

I have the mental image of Bing Bong taking the guitar, and smashing it to bits, like the most stereotypical hardcore Metal or Rock singer would.

Even the imaginary friend had to question a guitar's ability to force him to kill someone.

I bet Anger's having a field day with that memory.

edited 10th Jan '17 4:59:48 AM by TroperNo9001

Indeed.

Dang it, Applejack...

I believe that after Salamander Man's death, Pink Guy is taking his rage out on an actual salamander.

I kind of imagine Bing Bong responding to the guitar, but no one else hearing anything.

Also, I would think that Epimetheus would identify with Hunkle Stan.

Epimetheus: I know how it feels to be the "useless" brother. Pity this is the Hunger Games. *Stabs*

Aughhh, fixed the formatting, sorry, I was in a rush.