Hunger Games Simulator

"Now you understand. The true purpose of this fight is to reinforce the spiritual bonds that, while they do not exist in a literal sense, certainly exist within one's composite psyches, and can only come to the fore once one's life is threatened in an outlandish situation in which characters from all over the land of literature are being handed lethal grenades and pineapples on plates with which to extinguish the hubris of the low and delusionally righteous."

DAY 1

Art sees something aesthetically displeasing and has it removed. Meanwhile Harley Quinn sends Joker some band-aids.◊

Peni prefers the Spartan Federation. Kylo Ren force chokes a blob of goop. And Blastoise surrounds himself with the things that he's weak to.◊

The military doesn't feel like dealing with a STALKER. Two polar opposites cooperate. And the Eye of Cthulhu quickly tires of Temmie's cuteness.◊

I find it hilarious that Annoying Dog was killed off right away.

Oh come on! The Auditor died early again!

Wow, the Auditor has the worst luck with this game.

"One does not simply get a second go at this game. It may appear as though that is the case, but even when one is but a black blob of uninteresting darkness with no discernible organs, it is very likely that one can still have fingers mailed to them. Their own fingers, that is. Mailed up their grand arsehole."

I feel the more OP a character is in their own canon, the less likely they are to survive more than a day.

edited 3rd Jun '16 1:24:20 PM by Sedmikrasky

Needles Kane? Cooperate?

Huh... then again, no matter. He's still on a hunt like he always is.

I guess it's more than just bandages Harley gave. She does have a psychology background after all.

edited 3rd Jun '16 1:36:15 PM by EarlOfSandvich

This game can get pretty weird, apparently

Mook: "Woah... Art just helped me kill a guy."

@Sed: It's true. That's why I deliberately pick underpowered characters now. :V

ARENA EVENT!

The arena is full of monkeys!◊

Just monkeying around. :V◊

edited 3rd Jun '16 1:34:03 PM by Sedmikrasky

I'm going to test that theory next round.

Day isn't over and precisely half dead already?

Yep. It's just that that many didn't die by the first nightfall there.

edited 3rd Jun '16 1:43:43 PM by EarlOfSandvich

Were you here for Season 4? Because that game only lasted 3 days.

I'll already have Team OP As Fuck ready. Anyone want to guess who I picked?

NIGHT 1

Finally, a night of peace. Fighting Mania proved to be rather exhausting to Hux. Max sends Chloe heavy ordinance. Shroob Mook is still confused over the personification of Art helping him drown someone. Also, that slumber party sounds like fun.◊

Well, it's good to see that that Kylo and Hux are going strong. Though how one would Force Choke or even normally choke a blob of goo is beyond me.

And... Sweet Tooth, of all people, working together with Hux? That's a team up I legit never saw coming. And the poor Auditor just can't seem to catch a break, can he?

edited 3rd Jun '16 1:56:09 PM by IchigoMontoya

I think the monkeys had their fill with Snorlax and the Elder Shroob.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R: "Так что же вы думаете, что произойдет?"

Blastoise: "Blastoise."

S.T.A.L.K.E.R: "..."

I can imagine what happens when Gordon Freeman prods either clown to wake up for their shift... especially given his inability to speak.

edited 3rd Jun '16 2:22:51 PM by EarlOfSandvich

Now we know why Joker is so mad.

Took a break just now. I'm thinking of going with someone a bit more powerful next time to test my theory even further. So far, it seems to be correct, going by the A.R.S' Darkhorse Victory.

Sorry for the brief pause. Heres DAY 2

S.T.A.L.K.E.R finds a hideout, Kylo Ren spooks JUNIOR, The Joker fishes (for laughs?), Blastoise manages to escape Deidara somehow, and the Shroob Mook lets Art decide a victim.◊

"Gordon Greenman is not very green. His beard has been painted on. He speaks his mind without speaking. This confuses me."

edited 3rd Jun '16 3:40:44 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

Wow. I knew the shroobs were cold, but I didn't expect a single mook to be so hardcore!

Yeah, he's making an eldritch abomination his slave, which is awesome and terrifying.