Hunger Games Simulator

Five bucks says that Gutsman's Ass caused the hurricane.

I clicked on the links, but I can't see the screenshots. Like, at all.

I swear they worked for me, but now I'm having the same problem.

edited 19th Sep '16 6:15:19 AM by TroperNo9001

That's weird... they work fine for me.

I think it's the website's problem. What are we gonna do?

Should I upload them to Imgur?

Imgur sounds good to me.

Yeah, I can't see them either.

Alright. I'll upload them to Imgur now, please give me a moment...

...okay, it's not working for me either. 9001, you still got the screens on your laptop?

edited 19th Sep '16 6:55:42 AM by Psychedelicate

Yes. Postimage is really having a problem right now. And I've also sent you the entire Imgur album. I hope it works...

edited 19th Sep '16 7:28:49 AM by TroperNo9001

And with that, all the image links have been replaced. Does it work now?

They work.

Also, can't help but notice that the RNG remembers me now, going from how three of my tributes are already dead, and arguably the most badass of the lot of them became Butt-Monkey for a day, getting his nose broken and getting a wedgie! Perhaps I should have gone with only two Liam Neesons. I suppose Bad Cop has only survived this long because he's made of plastic.

(Take two shots!)

Yup.

Good to know XD

I need to go to sleep now though, so... stay tuned!

Well, I can see it now, and I can't help but wonder why Ron got the Aang treatment, or why Zuko had it out for the Neesons before that cow crushed him. And Azula, I'm not mad at you, I'm just disappointed.

Aaand everyone's dead. Again. Germany, why did you bother? Azula's a sociopath!

I lost Gutsman, but his ass survived. I was hoping they'd interact at least once, but oh well.

Can't look at the screenshots right now, but I'm guessing both my tributes are dead.

Liberty Prime's still alive.

Oh, cool.

"DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIATIONABLE."

Night 1◊

• Befriend the geckos!
• Oh gee golly, who's writing the erotica fanfics now? (It was Professor Lockhart, I swear)
• Codsworth and Mad Cop die in the lamest ways.

Oh boy, the Feast already?◊

• Does that ass have spikes attached to it or something?
• No more Liberty Prime. Sorry Skiller.
• Looks like it's seafood for dinner tonight.

Day 2◊

• Pol Pot was not friendly to the geckos. He must be punished!
• Lockhart breaks his arm, but it's okay; he has that one healing spell at his disposal.
• Does that mean there'll be a buttsplosion later on?

Deaths: Codsworth, Bad Cop, Grounder, Liberty Prime, Squidward Tentacles, Pol Pot

Don't be fooled by the quick death rate... this season drags on for 8 days.

"BETTER DEAD, THEN RED."

RNG must really like fucking me, because I haven't had a tribute in the Hall of Fame since Season 14, and I have participated in almost all of the seasons.

edited 19th Sep '16 6:43:56 PM by Skiller2

You had one job, Squidward... And how did Bad Cop, who's a Lego figure, die of an infection?

Lockhart: Brackium Emendo! (his arm turns noodly) There, all fixed!

One word: Kragle.

edited 19th Sep '16 7:34:07 PM by TroperNo9001

Bloody kragle always screwing things up!

Yes, I'm glad you remember me, Mr. RNG. How many blood sacrifices do you need today?