Sorry for the delay, dinner lasted longer than anticipated.

Night 1

• Chadwardenn has a nightmare of being surrounded by Nintendo Wiis.
• It's pretty easy to kill someone with their own weapon when you move at mach 4.
• Tracer is comforted by a piece of wood.
• Mooch is being a fly-on-the-wall to something he REALLY shouldn't be watching.
• USSR drafts a defensive alliance with Poland, only to immediately invade.
• Apparently Waco Kid was impressed with Meta Knight, because he teamed up with him to beat a guy to death.
• Yoshi is the season's bicycle apparently, at least with kissing.

Day 2

• Nobunaga attempts seppuku for some reason, and is stopped in the nick of time.
• Chadwardenn picks a fight with a Nintendo character (not big surprise), but some rainfall calls it off.
• I really don't think Takeda or the Waco Kid need training, but whatever.
• Makar, you ARE firewood.
• General Grievous decides to make some glue.
• "You thought it was your father here to save you, but it was me, Dio!"

Fallen tributes: Yuno Gasai, Poland, Kung Jin, Rainbow Dash, Jason.

Goddamnit Yuno, have you become incapable of being psycho or something?

Bob-Omb and Birdo, that's surprisingly nice of you two, given you're Mario villains.

I guess Poland got communised. Let's see if the USSR can survive.

Brawo! Stronk Soviet defeat Nazi!

...

Why he look at us?

... KURWA!

edited 30th Aug '16 8:19:51 PM by GrafVonTirol

Damn, Grievous... Couldn't you have just cut her down with your lightsabers? Or were you just pissed that you got kissed by Yoshi, and you wanted to vent some frustration in the most violent way you could think of?

@Psyche: I think Yuno's problem here was that a guy with Super-Speed swiped her knife and stabbed her it. Or, long story short, she didn't see that coming.

edited 30th Aug '16 8:18:43 PM by IchigoMontoya

Oh, and with Scout seeing a fresh corpse, it happened right after Rainbow Dash got killed.

I guess that's why rainbows make him cry!

Hold up, General Grievous killed her? Welp, you're never hearing the end of this, nii-san.

@Psyche: Actually, Grievous killed Rainbow Dash and Quicksilver offed Yuno.

Ah. So it's another case of "your tribute kills another of your tributes"?

I didn't nominate Rainbow Dash, though, so no, it's not one of those cases.

edited 30th Aug '16 8:55:01 PM by IchigoMontoya

Ah, derp.

edited 30th Aug '16 9:04:18 PM by Psychedelicate

Night 2

• That's not nice, Birdo. (Also, I do not apologize for using THAT Scout face as his picture.)
• Lots of kidney thievery tonight. I didn't even know Makar HAD those.
• One sake for Oda.
• Dedli.
• Waco Kid has some way-uncool gastric distress.

Day 3

• Quicksilver comforts... a fly.
• A team battle erupts, and three tributes die.
• Chadwardenn manages to bomb those three harder than the PS Vita bombed.
• Bad day for Gene Wilder, as his second representative dies right after the first. I don't know what kind of candy he was going to make out of those eagle eggs, but I hope it was worth it.

Fallen Tributes: Medli, Birdo, Shaun, Arachne Gorgon, Scout, The Waco Kid, Meta Knight, Willy Wonka.

Huh, Adam's still alive? Impressive. It'd be cool if he became our first transgender podium finisher.

And Yukiteru seems to be doing quite well too.

So, first Chadwardenn tends to Meta Knight's wounds at night, then blows him up along with Scout and Waco Kid the following day... Guess he must've realized that Meta Knight wasn't a PS Triple character the following morning.

And Grievous, why did you help kill Arachne? She, like you, was also one of my tributes.

General Grievous seems quite bloodthirsty this time around. He might kill you next.

Guess he got fed up with his constant failures in past seasons and decided to just go all-out this round whereas Taylor's still just as chill as she was when I first nominated her. And don't worry, I'll be just fi- -lightsaber'd through the chest-

edited 30th Aug '16 9:40:01 PM by IchigoMontoya

In any case, whenever one of my tributes kills another of them I tend to go "oh, you'd better make it to the Hall of Fame".

Yeah, wouldn't want them pulling an Aslan, who I swear got himself killed just to spite me after he slaughtered two of my other tributes. Damn lion...

Yeah, Aslan was a bastard in that season.

I mean, at least Liechtenstein tied for the most kills, even if one of her kills happened to be her own adopted brother.

Bob-bombs away!

Same with Phasma, who at least made up for killing two of my other tributes by tying for most kills.

Well, let's hope Grievous does likewise, then.

@Psyche: Indeed.

Anyway, I'm off to bed for now, so here be my tributes for next season, just to be safe:

Team Ninjas: Raiden◊ and Kakashi Hatake◊

For reserves, Team Obligatory Recurring Overwatch Tributes: Reaper◊ and Widowmaker◊

This will be the last post for the night, so I'll post a double header to give you guys a little more to discuss until I return.

Night 3

• The USSR researches new weapon properties.
• Makar found the Great Deku Tree?
• Takeda... loses some weight.
• Overpowering an explosive sounds like a bad idea, but apparently it worked.
• MORE kidney thievery!

Day 4

• This is the most advanced weaponry in Nobunaga's arsenal. He is very sad.
• Quicksilver dies by going too fast!
• A fly somehow gives Dio a wedgie.

Night 4

• I dunno what kind of animal Hotspur is, but he was obviously not a tree-climbing animal.
• Losing a foot hasn't hindered Takeda's lovemaking skills.
• Yoshi murders the entire USSR. With a shovel. Yoshi is proving to be one of our most bloodthirsty competitors this season.
• Chadwardenn jacks off to the ever-shrinking population of non-PS Triple characters.

The Feast

• Taylor gets a nice polykill, usurping Yoshi's monopoly on murder.
• Makar cries while recalling the other Koroks. He will probably die here and he knows it.
• Yoshi catches a fly with his tongue.
• Takeda is not just capable of sex, he's also still very much capable of murder. Goodbye, Dio.
• A hilariously undignified end to Nobunaga's ambitions. Man, he SUCKED this season.

Day 5

• Nothing of note happens except for some KILLER BEES! Also Grievous doing something totally in-character.

Fallen Tributes: Bob-omb, Quicksilver, Hotspur, USSR, Adam Torres, Yukiteru Amano, Tracer, Chadwardenn, Mooch, Dio Brando, Oda Nobunaga.