Hunger Games Simulator

We could remove the shippy moments if too many people object to them.

I might sit it out too, was mostly just considering the possibility.

By the way, should I send the Fallen Tributes screens too, or just the days and nights?

The Fallen Tributes screens will prove useful to me.

And with that, I have to go for about an hour or possibly more, so the game should start about then ^_^

Looking forward to seeing how this game plays out.

I know how it plays out and things get quite interesting.

Thanks Ano!

And with that, here are our tributes. An interesting assortment we have here. And apparently I have an extra D in my handle.

Bloodbath

• Vagineer instantly expresses his dislike for Russia and takes out an entire country. Brilliant start, is it not?
• Painis Cupcake fights a US president for a bag, and eventually takes off with it.
• My chibi counterpart does the nice thing and shares with China, Sneasel and Demopan.
• Everyone else grabs stuff and/or runs off.

Day 1

• Ouch, who knew an earthworm could be so brutal?
• A republic, a sour candy ball, an odd-looking Engineer and I are trained in combat... by a puppy.
• Jason Brody's been nominated and Hall of Fame'd enough times to have kickass fighting skills, but thanks anyway, 4fterthought.

Deaths: Russia, Sneasel

FFS, Sneasel, how could you have lost a fight to a walking earthworm?

What's this? Reverse obedience training?

VAGINEER MUST DIE

Going to sleep now, so here are my nominees for next season:

Team Anime Villains: Izaya Orihara◊ and Arachne Gorgon◊

For reserves, Team Almost Made It Last Time: General Grievous◊ and Taylor Momsen◊

Night 1

• It seems that a few people are interested in avenging Sneasel's death.
• That has to be the best cover of "American Idiot" I've ever heard.
• Entria helps Demopan out in a time of need.

Day 2

• Looks like Vanellope's really taken a liking to that toaster. Maybe it's because it makes Nutella toast for her?
• America forms an alliance with Chibichi.
• There's a sex joke in there somewhere.
• Ana is very tolerant of sour-tasting stuff, apparently.
• Noooo, Deathclaw! You had so much potential!
• The tropers send off some medical supplies to 4fterthought.
• Jason really doesn't wanna be here.
• Entria happily listens to its national anthem.

Not the Arena Event!

• Aw, shucks, Vagineer died...
• 4fterthought... 4fterthought, what are you doing!? No! No!
• Phew, Earthworm Jim killed some hungry beasts... hold up, where did Jason and Ana go?
• ...a country just blew up. Goodness...
• Oh wow, a toaster malfunctioned... what's next?
• Hey Sniper, can I have a lollipop too? :3 Wait... I'm feeling... ohshitoshitoshit... I THINK I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK-

We apologise for the technical difficulties. In the meantime, here are all the deaths that have occurred thus far.

I'm going to sleep as well, so here is my cannon fodder.

Team Totalitarian Countryballs: Nazi Germany◊ and USSR◊.

I'm guessing there going to both take each other out.

edited 29th Aug '16 12:54:38 AM by Skiller2

I don't quite get the point of submitting tributes right before sleeping while a season's still ongoing. Nine times out of ten nominations will be open by the time you wake up.

But eh, I shouldn't really complain.

RIP Psyche and 4fter. Not in real life, of course.

Poor Toaster was forced to relive seeing all of the cars being crushed in the "Worthless" sequence.

Ah, the good old days when you'd wake up to four pages worth of posts and miss one or two seasons.

edited 29th Aug '16 1:13:30 AM by TroperNo9001

Well, at least Hitmontop didn't have die by having his spine stomped, though that's not saying much, is it?

And I'm honestly surprised Vanellope hasn't gone Cute and Psycho yet.

I can be a bit of an insomniac sometimes.

edited 29th Aug '16 2:06:08 AM by IchigoMontoya

Well, that wasn't a very long sleep, Ichi-nii-san.

So... Still waiting for that update.

Yes, yes, here it is:

Night 2

• Obama is an animal lover, it seems - apparently he can talk to dogs.
• America's sad that some of his rock band members died.
• "Guys, guys, I wrote a yaoi fanfic! And it's a threesome between all of you guys-"
• Vanellope sacrifices her foot in exchange for her life.
• A US president does what a US president does.

Day 3

• Aww, I think Obama and Peter have become friends.
• Reference: do not get.

Deaths: Chibichi..

C'mon, Obama, don't break down now. You didn't get this far by cracking under pressure.

To be fair, Vanellope never game jumped to Starcraft.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Nov 21st 2018 at 6:15:47 PM

Night 3

• Ellen and Jim team up to pwn Demopan and Lincoln.
• Whaddaya know, the Chinese like porn too. It's probably banned there though.
• America patches up his defense forces.
• Vanellope is rather in-character here.
• I think Peter might just be our new Tsukasa.

The Feast

• Little does America know that his presidents are all dropping like flies.
• ...I take it back, Peter is in no way our new Tsukasa. Then again, maybe he's just pissed that his buddy Obama got killed.

Nothing really interesting on Day 4

Deaths: Demopan, Abraham Lincoln, Barack Obama, Earthworm Jim

No more updates tonight, for I'm off to bed soon.

Oh, for crying out loud... Why are my tributes suddenly not killing anybody at all, but performing incredibly incompetently and dying unceremoniously as well?

That said, I'll be rooting for Peter, since he and Obama were bros for a short time before the latter was assassinated by the CBS.

edited 29th Aug '16 5:07:17 AM by IchigoMontoya

Eh, neither myself nor Chibichi killed anyone either, and they didn't last as long as the US presidents did.

Vanellope hanging out with the TF2 guys? Maybe she wants to game jump there, but Ralph wouldn't like that...

edited 29th Aug '16 4:59:25 AM by TroperNo9001

Since I am at Sochi and the local hotel's Wi-Fi is shit, I won't be posting any tributes.