Hunger Games Simulator

McCree: Like shootin' fish in a barrel.

Day 1

Metatron allowed the powers of the chaos emeralds to deplete before striking; Cure Twinkle beats Shulk to submission but just walks away afterward; Stu wasn't making chocolate pudding at four in the morning, but he lost control of his life when a tree branch snapped; Groot ponders a philosophical question about himself: "I am Groot?"; Seems like the fallen angel still has a bit of bad luck though he still isn't dead; Apparently Shunsui strained himself with the past killing, so Aang tried treating it◊

The Fallen: Domon, the mental health director, Flynn, Super Sonic, Stu Pickles◊

Calling it now: Rapunzel's gonna be this season's obligatory Cute and Psycho tribute. Guess Mother Gothel must've had a bad influence on her after all.

edited 16th Jul '16 8:09:38 PM by IchigoMontoya

Seeing as she killed her own true love straight-up? Of course.

Night 1

Shulk treats the nasty wound he got from that fight against Cure Twinkle; Kars and some girls tell some ghost stories; Ditto wants to sing-a as well; Lucifer gets lucky this time; a three-way yaoi◊

Day 2

Kamina outright defeats Undyne in a fight. Guess Undyne just isn't determined enough to FIGHT THE POWAH!; Raptor Jesus acting unmessiahlike; Another Cure defeats a tribute without killing him; Aang decides to end his life, but Metatron prevented it, telling the Avatar there's more to live for; Vegeta laughs at Serge's attempts at white magic as he kills the boy; Arturia had a rather crappy death◊

Arena event next, so...

There sure are a lotta early Arena Events happening lately, aren't there?

I bet Kamina, Vegeta, and Raptor Jesus were discussing how to avoid getting Worf'd, which will most likely happen to all three of them in the arena event.

...And another one of my tributes died of dysentery. You'd think Arturia would wash her hands before eating, but no, her appetite got the better of her.

All my tributes are still alive...

Inb 4 the Arena Event kills 'em all.

RELEASE THE MONKEYS!◊

Thirteen people have died since night 1◊

The thief can fend for herself; It's Shulk time to play some bingo!... and cuddling; One interspecies romance and a budding yaoi; Shunsui couldn't find fresh water in time◊

edited 16th Jul '16 9:51:04 PM by GrafVonTirol

Oooh, all mine lived except Ruko. Good job, guys! Now I hope y'all hang in there...

So Raptor Jesus got pwn'd by Lucifer. Huh.

And Ditto/Korra? More like Ditto!Korra/Korra!

Also Aang was gaanged up on once again, only this time not by tributes

Poor Aang.

Well, looks like Rapunzel won't be the annual Cute and Psycho tribute after all.

Nah, she was just a jealous Yandere.

Day 3

Crona managed to run away from Vaarsuvius' attack; Shulk gets dangerous, kills Korra; Admiral Ackbar sets up a trap with Kid and Kamina's assistance. Vegeta gets worfed, Ditto "faints" and Rick gets riggedy-riggedy REKT, SON!◊

The fallen: Shunsui, Korra, Ditto, Rick Sanchez, Vegeta◊

Day 4

It's still Shulk time, and he did in four more people; Lucifer sees Dr. Venture's pitiful situation and decides not to be a dick for a change; Apparently Crona got a scrape from that encounter she fled, and Ackbar tended to it; A budding romance appears while "The Girl Who Stole the Stars" plays in the background; Kars attempted to take the easy way out, but the attempt got thwarted by Mordred◊

The Feast

McCree attempts High Noon with the Fallen Angel, only to wind up getting strangled; Shulk continues to be a dick, only this time not killing◊

edited 16th Jul '16 10:38:28 PM by GrafVonTirol

OH FUCK YOU SHULK

And it looks like Lucifer got his revenge on McCree for breaking his nose at the Bloodbath.

Dammit Kamina, how could you be taken down by an explosive? JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!

You've literally come back from worse injuries than that!

Looks like we'll be seeing Shulk on the next Murderers' Battle Royale.

And I really hope Ackbar gets to kill someone with a trap.

edited 16th Jul '16 11:08:38 PM by DarkDestruction

Day 4

Dr. Venture attempts to run away from Admiral Ackbar, strains himself in the process; Kid falls into a deep hole since Ackbar isn't there to warn her◊

Fallen tributes: Tedd, Cure Twinkle, Kamina, Vaarsuvius, McCree, Kid◊

Literally nothing happens until Night 6

Shulk and Mordred make an adorable couple; How a pill-addicted grump with no physical ability to speak of is able to kill Crona, I don't know◊

Day 7

Nothing really happening aside from Lucifer not being a dick◊

Fallen: Crona◊

Night 7

to few peoples' surprise, Kars gets killed again; More yaoi◊

edited 16th Jul '16 11:41:17 PM by GrafVonTirol

So, Dr. Venture goes from running away from Ackbar... To snuggling with him. Might wanna watch out for a possible trap there, Admiral...

Thanks Rusty, I was hoping Crona would kill Shulk for me. D:

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