Hunger Games Simulator

My tributes will be Egil◊ and Gremmy Thoumeaux◊.

Reserves will be the Money Spider◊ and Mark Sabine◊.

Well, Here is the cast.◊

Altering a few events. Give me a moment.

edited 27th Jun '16 1:28:11 AM by GrafVonTirol

The cast looks good to me.

Kar-Karych is staring at Ruby. That old pervert!

Looks good to me!

And here we go with the Bloodbath!

Qwop flails around and winds up somehow impaling Naoto with a branch he picked up; Guts doesn't get fooled by Octodad's disguise, slices him into fine sushi; Kar-Karych and Yang both survive a fight, Guts is going to get pissed about this while Quahog is now with one less citizen; Monokuma being a dick to Goku and taking his food; Bouffalant uses BOMB! It's super effective! Dooku, Terrorist and KOAPP "fainted"! Counter-Terrorists "win"!; The rest just got supplies or ran from the cornucopia◊

edited 27th Jun '16 2:10:08 AM by GrafVonTirol

Karych did as little as possible.

Well, looks like it didn't take very long for Dooku to get Worfed.

I don't know much about Casca, but Griffin really shouldn't have picked a fight with a girl who literally can pound his head into paste with her fists.

edited 27th Jun '16 5:05:23 AM by DarkDestruction

Damnit Peter, WTF were you thinking?

And wouldn't Monokuma want some honey to go with that bread?

The entirety of the first day before I head out for a few hours:

Day 1

The Counter-Terrorist assumes his normal position in spite of the lack of terrorist; Kar-Karych strikes again, but didn't quite kill Master Chief; Gohan steals some donuts from Homer; There was a fight between Noel, Monokuma and Tokua, but while Monokuma escaped, Tokua got herself killed; Surprisingly Guts didn't get angry, but uncharacteristically begged for a mercy kill which he didn't receive.◊

Night 1

The Counter-Terrorist finds two people that he can talk strategy with; How the hell does Aigis get to touch Guts?; Gohan destroying Cure Mint's things; An alien and a human-turned alien start a budding romance; Monokuma being a dick to the money spider now; Rumia gets lucky◊

It's just the first day and Stitch already misses his ohana...

Aaaand there goes Tokua.

I'm not sure Grievous even needs to eat, so what's he supposed to do with that food?

Aaaand now it looks like the simulator ships Stitch/Kerrigan...

I sense discrimination against spiders made of folded-up dollar bills here.

@Ryujin: Also, Kar Karych stared at Ruby and Yang inappropriately, almost killed Master Chief, and killed two people with Yang.

Day 2

Not a whole lot really, but Ruby decided to attack Yang somehow... Nobody dies here.◊

Night 2

Qwop gets lucky; the mentally disturbed artist is making advances towards Stitch; Cure Mint tries poisoning Guts with a drink, but mistakenly spikes her own; Aigis gave Master Chief one hell of a fight, but just let him live in the aftermath◊

Man, Gremmy and Grievous sure are talking a lot, huh?

I'm confident Ruby met a certain sentient, talking golden flower that morning. There's little else that explains why she would attack her own sister.

Another explanation for this attack could be the fact that Yang is whoring out with an old raven instead of spending time with her sister.

edited 27th Jun '16 9:32:50 AM by arcada188

Day 3

Aigis and Stitch conspire with each other while Kar-Karych listens in; Yang slices Qwop, who just flails his limbs about in death; Sam managed to do a stealthy takedown of the Bouffalant, but decides to let it live; Kerrigan got worfed from falling off a tree; Mark intended to make his... erm... mark on Egil, but missed and instead killed Master Chief; Goku gets a bit freaked out from the Money Spider attempting to attack him◊

Night 3

Goku demonstrates that he cannot be worfed so easily; Stitch receives a care package from Lilo; Kar-Karynch decided to go hunting, and bison steaks were had that night; Sam Fisher can fend for himself; Ghost stories were had◊

edited 27th Jun '16 9:59:15 AM by GrafVonTirol

Dammit, Kerrigan and Master Chief... Well, in case Grievous doesn't make it, then I'm gonna root for the Money Spider.

If all of my tributes disappear, then I'm rooting for Grievous.

Don't jinx yourselves, OK?

Day 4

The Counter-Terrorist tainted Guts' food, leaving the latter with a wicked infection in his guts; Apparently Noel pulled a bit of Yang's hair; Goku calls up a Spirit Bomb, kills Cure Lemonade, Snake and Sam with it; Ruby accepts the Money Spider's request to squish it◊

Night 4

Yuri; The Counter-Terrorist devises tactics with Homer and Goku in order to kill Sander Cohen, Egil and Kar-Karych◊