Hunger Games Simulator

Dammit, Fred.

At least I got a tribute for a Death Battle in the future.

Edited by Eredars on Jul 18th 2018 at 9:20:40 AM

le sigh

Dangit Buck, you could've just flown.

Holy crap, Kirby... so many kills! (and of course you had to kill my other tribute too...)

And not surprised this Kirby would last long in a knife fight...

Oh. My. God. So much update while I was asleep...

Night 2: ... Am I the only one who can actually listen to this mortal without any difficulties ?

Day 3: You haven't played that Tetris special Outter Gods haven't you?

Night 3: You may not know how to play correctly but I'll teach you how we dance in Outter Space

Day 4: I knew it. His fate was sealed when he argued with me...

Night 4: Did that boy has a crush for EYEBALLS ??

Day 5: Not only Buckbeak is supposed to Fly, but I can literaly see that your Brain is far more developped than his

Night 5: (Sing creepily in an alien language while changing forms again and again)

Feast: You... Clever....

So, both of my tributes die to the same event...

Oh well.

I know some people want me to slow down the posts, but I won’t be able to update for a while, so here’s two somewhat uneventful updates.

Night Six

• Two unexpected dance partners.
• Zeraxos kills Swiss Army Kirby in a badass way.
• Grandpa bullies Aizawa.

Day Seven

• Zeraxos kills himself in a really stupid way.
• Tak’s got worms.

Fallen Tributes: Swiss Army Kirby, Zeraxos

Night Seven

• Gordeau talks to himself.
• Everyone, except for Gordeau and Tak, has started living in the same house. Then Tak starts living in it.

Day Eight

• Afro and Okina get into a conflict. Afro kills Okina.
• Everyone else does their own thing. Grandpa’s own thing ends up freezing him to death.

Fallen Tributes: Okina, Demon Grandpa

Django's ice cream is definitely no match for Rémy's.

Wow, Aizawa's made it far, and without killing anyone either. Could he potentially make the podium this way and break the MHA Hero Curse?! Poor Tak, though. He's pretty young, so he probably isn't the best cook yet.

Edited by worldofdrakan on Jul 19th 2018 at 9:45:10 AM

I wonder how Lyudmila was able to shoot a gun with just one arm. Maybe she has ditched her sniper rifle for something smaller.

siiiigh

Of course Blooky dies in a way that shouldn't be possible. Maybe he just pretended to die and is waiting for the Games to end.

Night Eight

• While fighting, Afro and Azaiwa knock into a dragon’s skeleton, causing a tooth to fall. Aizawa takes the tooth and beats the Samurai to death with it.
• Tak has clearly been around some chests before.
• Gordeau, in his constant state of loneliness, tries to spice up his camp.

Day Nine

• It’s Tak’s Birthday! Everyone attends (except for Gordeau, who’s drunk) and it ends with Django blindly stabbing the birthday boy, which ends in Django’s death.

Fallen Tributes: Afro Samurai, Django

Next Update will be the finale for these Lightning Games

Edited by TacoBadger on Jul 19th 2018 at 3:43:11 AM

Holy crap Tak AND Aizawa have a guaranteed podium finish! But alas, Aizawa was unable to make the podium without killing anyone. Let's just hope that he doesn't stoop super low and kill the kid.

Damn Django I was rooting for you

Night Eight

• While fighting, Afro and Azaiwa knock into a dragon’s skeleton, causing a tooth to fall. Aizawa takes the tooth and beats the Samurai to death with it.
• Tak has clearly been around some chests before.
• Gordeau, in his constant state of loneliness, tries to spice up his camp.

Day Nine

• It’s Tak’s Birthday! Everyone attends (except for Gordeau, who’s drunk) and it ends with Django blindly stabbing the birthday boy, which ends in Django’s death.

Fallen Tributes: Afro Samurai, Django

Night Nine

• Tak and Aizawa debate that weirdo Gordeau.

Day Ten

• How did Tak kill Gordeau? You decide!
• Aizawa, I imagine, was posthumously challenged by Demon Grandpa, his bully. Aizawa, due to peer pressure, does the 50 Ice Bucket Challenge and dies, leaving Tak alone with his worms.

Fallen Tributes: Gordeau, Shota Aizawa

The Winner: Tak

Second: Shota Aizawa

Third: Gordeau

Most Kills: Swiss Army Kirby

Placements

Summary

Stats

Save: rl89wntt

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That was fun and all, but my Tributes are out for revenge.

Anton Jr.◊ and Taco Badger himself◊

Edited by TacoBadger on Jul 19th 2018 at 8:57:17 AM

Team 617: Experiment 617 (Plasmoid)◊^note who's designed to shoot plasma (death◊) and Accelgor◊ (death◊)

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jul 19th 2018 at 8:31:29 PM

Fucking hell. I thought Fred would've been tied.

Anyways...

Main: The Tsar Runner and A Bal Rodos◊

And my mass murderer list just keeps on growing..

Apollo Justice◊ and Apollo's Ahoges◊

Reserves: Orbulon◊ and Kat and Ana◊ (pls protecc these ninja kids)

Edited by Zanreo on Jul 19th 2018 at 1:50:01 PM

Here's Sushi pizza◊ and The Weather Network◊.

Tiny Tributes Too Late For the Little Cup:

Thrax◊ and Walt Kidney◊ (both male)

Joseph Joestar◊ and Kars◊

Team Summerween: Summerween Trickster and Gourgeist◊

Could I have please have a spot reserved for now? I won’t be able to make a team until I get home from work.

YES! Aizawa got on the Hall of Fame whilst staying mostly heroic! He killed a tribute or two, sure, but he didn’t commit omncide or go on a murderous rampage and kill a child on the way. I think he’s truly broken the MHA Hero Curse at this point.

Anyway, mah tributes!

Sebastian Michaelis and Makoto Naegi’s Ahoge. I’d nominate Ciel alongside Sebastian, but he’s 12-13 years old, so he’s gonna have to miss out.

And finally, well, this season went by far too quickly. On one hand, I’m lowkey glad because I had to miss out on it (and on my BIRTHDAY no less), but on the other hand, Taco, you really need to pace out your updates more next time you host. 3-4 hours is probably ideal. Think you can do that?

Edited by Psychedelicate on Jul 19th 2018 at 10:47:34 PM