Hello, Avatar. I want to play a game.

Self-explanatory. In this forum game that is a homage to the Saw franchise, you have to write Jigsaw's message to the above avatar, like in this lovely page.

edited 3rd Dec '15 5:48:12 AM by arcada188

Awesome! I love the Saw movies!

AHEM! Hello Zig, I want to play a game. For years now, you've been hunting innocent people, never ceasing, unnecessarily risking your life for a minimal reward. Today, we're putting your hunting skills to the test. You'll find yourself in a room with one door and four keys. Only one of these keys unlock the door. The other three are rigged to a trapwire that will kill you the moment you pick them up. Choose wisely, or suffer the consequences. Live or die, make your choice.

For years, you have stolen from the innocent. Now I steal something from you. You have 10 minutes to get the cash and run, or I kill your family.

I know that Krillin and 18 aren't evil, but Jigsaw's apprentices eventually hunt innocent people.

Hello, Popple. I want to play a game.

Up until now, you have spent your life thieving, stealing innocent people's belongings, hiring other people to become your rookies and ruining their lives. You never cease in your constant mission to steal somebody else's treasure, and now I will judge you for this. As you can see, a heavy bag of gold chained to a wall is hooked to your left arm, and the only way for you to free yourself is to slice off your arm with a nearby hacksaw.

After that, you will see a huge hammer. As you can see, there is no exit - but you must find it among the walls. Sometimes, the way out is unexpected... and for a thief like you, honest work is what will free you from suffering. If you don't escape in 5 minutes, the walls will crush you, turning you into fine bean soup. Choose your fate, Popple - death in disgrace or a honest life. Cherish your life - your life.

Hello, Krillin and 18. For years until now you done unscrupulous things, arrested innocent people and claimed it was heroism. A bomb that will explode in 5 minutes is inside one of you - but who? I won't tell. If you really cherish your lives, you will be ready to suffer.

You're talking about the Popple one, aren't you?

edited 3rd Dec '15 7:32:33 AM by arcada188

You're disturbingly good at this

edited 3rd Dec '15 6:14:29 AM by Savaget1337

Chameleon, you have driven people to death, robbery, and mispronunciation with your shapeshifting. Do you see that lever over there. Both of them are different people, one a Tuff agent and the other one, your father. But you don't know which one. Which one will leave. Make your choice.

Kenshiro, you have the same choice. One an unrepentant murderer, the other your imperiled lover. Only one will get the medicine. 'Live or die. Make your choices.

edited 3rd Dec '15 6:11:33 AM by Piando

Hello, Piccolo. I want to play a game.

Until now, nobody called out for a certain thing. You are a hero now, apparently, and yet you was a sadistic, merciless reincarnation of a demon king. Your cockiness and ruthlessness knew no bounds, but now you are a pure soul. However, you are a loner, and you distance yourself from others. For that, you will have to pass through one trap.

As you can see, you are chained to a wall. Behind you, there are drills slowly advancing towards your body, ready to rip it in shreds. To save yourself, you will have to charge energy beams towards a mirror, which will destroy your limbs and free you from your burden. After all, Namekians can regenerate, but it will require some time. You have only 7 minutes, and the mirror is constantly moving. Will you be precise enough to save your own life?

edited 3rd Dec '15 6:32:36 AM by arcada188

Hello, Zig. I want to play a game.

Until now, people have assumed you innocent. You haven't done anything particularly wrong. You are a mere animal, after all.

Today, we will put your animal instincts to the test.

In this room is an explosive device set to go off in one hour. If you can find it, a simple switch will defuse it.

Live, or die.

Make your choice.

Hello, Roxas and Xion. I want to play a game.

For the majority of your lives, you've been serving the group known as Organization XIII. Most wouldn't consider you as guilty as most of the other members. You're only children, after all.

However, you two are skilled with a Keyblade. Let's put those skills to the test, shall we?

In this room, you must face down wave after wave of Heartless, each one deadlier than the last. Should you both manage to slay them all, you'll be allowed your freedom.

Live or die.

Make your choice.

Darth Revan, I presume. I have no clue how you got captured, but let me promise you this. This is for the pain you caused before you were redeemed.I know you love your wife, and her expecting child. You have 10 minutes to rescue her from the chained rock before the planet explodes. Live or die, make your choice.

Good day Wonder Woman. I have summoned you here for this special occasion. Your involvement with the Justice League and your Amazonian heritage have caused you to grow more arrogant, and willing to afflict more harm than it is needed.

Now I present to you your impediment. Your greatest enemy is enclosed in a spike wall. The wall will slowly approach the villain, causing a gory end. You're given the choice to spare him, as he has the key to your escape, or else you will burn if you let him die. The choice is yours.

edited 3rd Dec '15 6:16:42 PM by TheFarmboy

Since I looked up Harvest Moon and still don't know what the hell this character is supposed to be, I chose Varrick from your gallery.

Hello, Varrick. I want to play a game.

Up until now, you flashed around your lavish lifestyle, lied to people, funded and fueled a monstrous empire with technology, and called for a rebellion not for the oppressed weak, but for your own business interests, among other crimes of yours. You will have to change to survive and live freely. You will have to give up your wealth.

Look closely, Varrick. As you can see, you are inside a glass case, on a metallic stool that binds you. The room you are in is slowly filling up with acid. To escape this trap, you will have to stop being a liar, to stop saying words - see this device with a hand controller and the knife connected to it? You'll have to control the knife with the hand controller so it would cut your tongue, as it is the only thing that will let you free from the glass case and the room. There is a hidden button on the floor, and only your tongue can push it. The button also activates the machine in the room next to yours, which will burn the wealth you had.

Oh, and did I mention that the controls are rather... clunky? You must be accurate with the knife and quick at the same time, or you will perish in the acid.

Decide for yourself, Varrick. Will you die or will you live, but without your tongue and your money? In 15 minutes, the choice will be made for you.

I wanted to add Zhu Li, but decided that would be too horrible for me.

edited 4th Dec '15 7:09:22 AM by arcada188

Hello, Volk. I want to play a game.

For years, you have spent your life in single-minded pursuit of a small hare. You've resorted to various means, all of which are merely extensions of your primal desire to see him in your grasp. Today, we shall see if you would temper that mindless tenacity in favor of your survival.

As you can see, you are bound to the floor by shackles. After this message is finished, they will unlock by themselves, and that very same hare which you have relentlessly chased will be dropped before you. However, should you choose to capture him, spikes on the floor, walls, and ceiling around him will jut out and ensure your demise by impalement. If you wish to escape, you will have to find a way around the hare without approaching it, as the exit is beyond the area in which he is placed - but be swift, as there is only five minutes before it locks, permanently barring you from exiting.

Decide for yourself, Volk. Will you die or will you live with the knowledge that you've let your prey be, away from your grasp? In 5 minutes, we shall see.

Hello, Asgore Dreemurr. I want to play a game.

You are an indecisive, weak ruler. Your grotesque decision led to the killings of seven humans. They couldn't even go to heaven; you captured them in your grasp to break the Barrier between the two worlds and destroy the human race. Today, I will put your skills to the test.

As you can see, you are in a cave that has a floor with tiles. On each tile, there is a small item of varying design, and these items symbolize something about the Monsterkind and your own life. Once you step on a tile, you will have to pick them up. Think twice about making a move, for there is a device inside your stomach, a device that looks like a mix between a drill and an umbrella. Make a wrong move, and it will dig into your flesh. Make five wrong moves, and it will tear your body apart.

Will you live, Asgore, by choosing the right items, or will you die? Make a choice.

edited 4th Dec '15 1:03:12 PM by arcada188

Hello, Jerry. I want to play a game.

Your life has been...peculiar, so to speak. You've played both the role of a harried victim that's constantly on the run from your nemesis, Thomas, and the vengeful hunter who has taken great lengths to see him suffer. Today, we shall see which of these personalities are dominant.

Before you is a sleeping cat - a no-name cat. To your right is a series of buttons spaced such that only it can press them at once, and to your left is a knife with which you can end its life, and a pressure plate. Soon, the cat will awaken and hunt you down by pure instinct. There are two ways to escape this predicament - trick the cat such that it hits all the buttons on your right and open the exit door, or fatally wound it and use the weight of its carrion to heave down the pressure plate, thus also opening door.

Make your choice.

Max and Chloe yes.

You have used your powers..... frivolously.

Here you have an innocent elderly couple. And here a poor cat. If you save the correct one, all of them will go free. If you don't, you all burn. Live or die, make your choice.

And then Jerry became a Jigsaw apprentice.

Hello, Krillin and 18. I want to play a game.

Krillin, you had been working as a police officer. The entire police was corrupt, and you took part in it, while 18 lavishly bought everything from the shops, spending the money you got.

As you can see, you are both sitting in chairs that are connected to two massive steel poles. Whereas you, Krillin, is bound by your arms, your wife is bound by her legs, and blinded. You must trust each other to survive, and be flexible enough to find the way out. See this long spear, Krillin? If your wife will grab it, you will find the keys. The keys to your victory are inside you, Krillin...

In 10 minutes, the poles will electrify, killing you and your beloved. Will you choose life, or will choose death, Krillin and 18? Choose wisely.

Hello, Zig. I want to play a game.

You have devoted your life towards a futile goal of capturing a mermaid and defeating her shark guardian. Persistent as you were, it is now time to see if you would sacrifice yourself to protect that which you have hunted for years.

Before you is Marina, the very same mermaid that has become the subject of your obsession. As you can see, she is currently dying from lack of water. Above her chamber - and yours, as well - is a mass of water. To your left is a corridor filled with spikes and blades. At its end is the lever that, when pulled, will open the trapdoor separating the mass of water and Marina's chamber. Act quickly, for within 5 minutes the trapdoor separating the water and your chamber will give way, drowning you in a massive deluge.

Will you die or live, having suffered to ensure the survival of your prey? Make your choice...

Hello, Max and Chloe. I want to play a game.

You were given the powers to bend time. Instead of using them for good, you did unscrupulous actions with them. Today, we will test your skills, your trust.

As you can see, Max, Chloe is hanging on a wire helplessly. The wire is connected to a lever near you, and your head has a device locked on it. I call it the Reverse Beartrap - and if you don't act, it will tear apart your jaws. This will cause a chain reaction in which Chloe will suffocate on the wire.

You both should trust each other to save yourself from this predicament. You can lower Chloe with the lever so she can find a key on the bookshelf - a key that will stop the Reverse Beartrap from killing you in 2 minutes.

Remember, Maxine - trust is what will save you and your friend. Choose wisely - choose life or death.

edited 5th Dec '15 5:14:30 AM by arcada188

Hello, Zig.

You've been here before, so I'll dispense with the pleasantries. Basically Maria's your only way out. If you can work together and push that lever, grab 2 balls and make it to the exit, you will live. If you attack her, well-

reveals shark pit below

Live or Die. Make your choice.

Hello, Zuko. I want to play a game.

You are a prince. A vain prince who tried to be accepted by his monster of a father and obsessed with honor. You kidnapped the one who would save the world, several times.

Before you are dead bodies hanging on hooks. You have to burn one of them to find the key to your escape. However, inside you is a potent poison that can kill you in 5 minutes, and fire can be as harmful as it is helpful.

Sense will save you, Prince Zuko. Sense will help you choose between life and death. Make a choice before it will be chosen for you.

edited 6th Dec '15 11:10:45 AM by arcada188

Bumping.

Hello Joe, I want to play a game.

For 30 years now, you've been nothing but a Dirty Coward in your career. Today, you'll have to face your fears. In front of you are two holes filled with needles, inside each of them is a key. You may notice the door out of this room requires two keys. I think you know what you have to do.

Live or die, make your choice.

Greetings, Yellow Pikmin. I'd like to play a little game.

Originally, your kind worked as part of an autonomous collective. Then you started taking orders from a leader. Today, however, you're completely on your own. I've set up a maze for you. Instead of walls, though, there is a deep moat of water on either side of the path. There are no lights, no one to guide you, and the only escape is the exit.

We'll see if a truly independent Pikmin can match the intellectual fortitude of a group.

Greetings, Frisk. I want to play a game. Your path was of blood and destruction. You destroyed all monsterkind, despite being a small child.

Before yourself you see your equal, a monster kid who was just as bad as you. He is chained to a wall which is slowly moving towards a spiked wall. You are standing on a plate. You can sacrifice yourself and free the monster kid, or live and watch as the monster slowly and painfully dies, freeing you. Which path will you choose, Frisk?