The most generic flamewar

Tells not to pay any mind as they are obviously in league with Satan and are too far gone to be saved and can only be pitied.

A random edgy teen role-playing the Satan-worshipper goes all edgelordy and ends up posting this:

A adbot for a “Free moblie game” arrives out of nowhere.

Cursing out the mods and admins for lettingin here.

A snarky reply to

Posts a video where the poster makes vaguely camel-like noises while raging over something that seems to be more in his head than anything rage-pwns other posters, acts like a complete clod without a single intelligent thing to say chews others out because others said things unspecified by this clod that vaguely annoyed this clod they said shit no one cares about and are totally wrong about things.

Asks someone to leave the forum because this poster suddenly feels entitled to demand that because something annoyed him or some shit like that ..........

Uses language you'd expect from a kindergartener incisive commentary making himself look more and more of an idiot to drive a point home.

Rinse and repeat in response to anyone criticizing him or making fun of him while trying to pretend, however unconvincingly noting that others are the ones having psychological issues, not him.

GIF of me drinking 's tears, with me asking why they are so butthurt.

Posts Darude - Sandstorm to annoy the shit out of people with the power of music and outdated memes

Ostentatiously shoehorned Fortnite Burger joke.

Bemoans the intellectual level of most of the posters, encourages those with any semblance of intelligence to join his forum.

Says is why Trump won.

Says things about Trump that would normally get him banned, callsa braindead SJW.

• insert generic post about kicking back with popcorn and watching the flamewar*

Says people with depression only have depression because it's "trendy"

Angry rant that this is what the forums have descended into, then a link to my Amazon book on how to manage a good forum.

Another rant at mods and admins for lettingin here.

Same message as above, this time with some special unicode characters to get past the spam filter.

You people are crazy!

Image of Micheal Jackson eating popcorn saying "HERE FOR THE WAR IN THE COMMENTS".

Rebukes people indiscriminately about being so hateful, but does so in a pretty over-the-top manner. Appeals to religion and the fact that this thread started from someone (insert loaded language to imply the original poster has somehow been disingenuous, delusional and unreliable unlike pro-religious commenters). Yacks for a bit about how religion is necessary for well-being, acts as if atheists are either misguided lost souls yet to discover salvation or misguided souls purposefully trying to lead everyone astray from the true path to happiness (which is totally not cultic unlike those atheists!), ignores all the contradicting evidence, links to other blogs advocating for the same religious views as "proof". Complains about how corrupt the entire world is or some vague shit like that.

Ascii art spam.

Tellsto seek out web sites by Ham, Hovind, Comfort, Craig, and masturbate to their bullshit. Totally ignores.

Says that this is now a mudkips thread, spams so many pictures that people's browsers crash.

Complains about the lag.

Tells to stop using Internet Explorer