Enter The Arena As Your Avatar -- The Spinoff!

Rin dodges the stab (barely) and replies to Vezon's child abuse joke with, "Okay, that's crossing a line, c***!"

"... Okay maybe I crossed a line. Can we pretend <that never happened>?"

Edited by KiriK on Aug 2nd 2020 at 8:00:32 AM

Vezon blinks.

   "... I don't even know what that word means but I choose not to ever repeat it."   

"I will repeat it." , Porky 100 mechanically says. So Vezon blasts him to bits with his staff.

   "Trying to one-up me, huh?"   

Porky 4 mechanically looks on, feeling awkward, and not noticing that a faint wispy vapor, perhaps clear, perhaps greenish, escapes Rin's mouth and slips into its own.

Rin notices. She notices all too well. "... Oh shit."

Fu pops in in between Vezon and Rin. "Hi!"

He suddenly surrounds Rin and Porky 4 in a dark vortex, separating them. Then he snaps his fingers, and they're whisked away to the present.

Fu, still there, looks back at Vezon and flashes a cheeky v-sign salute at him.

Edited by KiriK on Aug 2nd 2020 at 8:22:35 AM

Porky 4 is mechanically confused, and helpless to get whisked away by Fu.

Vezon stays behind on his own, confused. That's when Pseudo barges in.

"What the HELL is going on he-..."

Beat

"Vezon... why are all of the spare bots destroyed."

   "... I may or may not have been playing around."   

"... godDAMNIT VEZON!"

Vezon quickly runs out of the room before warping away, leaving a furious and fuming Pseudo behind on his own.

He reappears inside a room outside of the base, thinking to himself.

   "Hm... I suppose, for introducing me to this funny new dancing stuff, I won't rat that girl out. I mean, what could possibly go wrong with just a single Porky bot anyway?"   

"Heehee!" Fu vanishes.

Minira

Rin groggily holds her forehead. "Good God, time travel suuuuucks..."

She looks at the Porky Bot. "So... what am I gonna do about <this>?"

"... well, if you let go of your guitar we won't be stuck to each other anymore. Because I can't let go. ... And I don't want to." , Porky 4 says.

"And... d... did you do something to me? Because I feel weird."

Rin rolls her eyes. "Y'know what, fine, and I'm not fixing the weirdness, I can tell you that much. You're, uh... What do they call you?"

Edited by KiriK on Aug 2nd 2020 at 8:38:07 AM

"You won't fix me? How rude, lady."

He then puts on a sinister smile.

"Hello. I am Porky. Do you want to be fr... no, no, wait, Vezon ruined that bit." , he says, the smile ceasing the moment he stops pretending.

"I am Porky Bot 4."

Rin pulls out a box of Pocky.

She looks at the Porky Bot, then hands over her guitar. "'Porky' is generic, 'Porky Bot 4' is a bit of a mouthful... You're Pocky now. Because if you break a single string on my guitar..."

She pulls out a pocky stick and snaps it between her fingers.

"Got it?"

"Whaaaaat? Pocky? I'm no candy stick, lady." , he says... and then he snags a pocky and eats it. Even though he's a robot.

He then pauses.

"... I suppose I can live with that name."

And then he sees the demise of an innocent pocky stick, and, remembering that Rin took down 98 other Porky Bots, he rapidly nods.

"Yes, lady. Whatever you say, lady."

Vs. Enforcer

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Dylan lets go of his Keyblade, while also dematerializing it,, and does a quick step back, turning Brown and conjuring a rock of wall as a shield! If Enforcer makes it through, though, he'll get tossed, accompanied by the good old Goofy Holler.

Edited by DefRevenge24601 on Aug 3rd 2020 at 5:33:47 AM

~Risdio 51 I'm gonna be recording a playthrough of a Flash game intermittently between posts, so if I suddenly don't respond for a little while that's why, but in the meantime here's a possible option for a peaceful interaction. It could also turn into a fight if you want one.

Vague Tropique

Mordecai◊ wanders along a beach, taking an occasional swig from a bottle of ale.

Dude sees him. Something about the way he was drinking just...seemed to be the straw that broke the camels back. He doesn’t know why, maybe just because Mordecai reminds him of himself, swigging on a bottle with carefreeness. Nothing can ever go right for The Dude. So he decides to take it out on others. As he walks past him on the beach, he knocks the bottle out of Mordecai’s hand, simply uttering “Try not to ruin your liver.”

Edited by Risdio51 on Aug 3rd 2020 at 1:19:21 PM

Mordecai freezes as the bottle gets swatted, its contents spilling onto the sand.

He looks flatly at the Dude.

"If I wanna drink myself to death because an asshole killed my bird, that should be my right. Some mamahuevo like you doesn't get to be all holier-than-thou about it."

Edited by KiriK on Aug 3rd 2020 at 10:20:17 AM

The dude simply looks back at him. “Hey, I’m not the religious type guy in the first place, God and I aren’t on the best of terms.” He continues to walk down the beach, hands in pockets, knowing damn well what he did was a mistake.

"Heh, really, huh?" Mordecai shrugs his shoulders.

"You looking to meet el Diablo then, or just bad at relieving stress?"

The dude shrugs. “I’m pretty sure Satans making sure I’m not going to hell, I wrecked his place for my dog.”

"... So we both have a history of rampages over the death of a beloved pet..."

Mordecai chuckles and shifts on his feet in a vaguely-drunken manner. "Maybe if you could refrain from bitchslapping my rakk ale out of my hand, we could be friends."

“And maybe you could use a good AA meeting”

"UGGHHHH..."

Mordecai groans. "I mean, I guess I could... but where the hell do you expect me to find a group like that in a place like this? The only settlement in this region belongs to a bunch of medieval kids who don't see anything wrong with booze."

The Dude realizes something: Where the Hell is he? “Hey, uhh, I know that shithole of a town may have gone backwards by 50 years in terms of progress, but I don’t think this is Paradise, Arizona. Where the hell am I?”

"Good question," replies Mordecai.

"I think we're in another dimension. Not the craziest tale I've been part of, but pretty high up on that list. I hear this world has rules, but I dunno what the rules are. I guess if I'm still around, then so far I haven't broken any."

“Riiiiiiight...alternate dimensions, ok. Not sure why I’m choosing to believe you, but, eh I’ve got nothing better to do.”

Mordecai chuckles. "I wouldn't believe me, to be honest, but apparently it's the truth. I know this place is a lot greener than Pandora."

Okay, recording is done. No more delays... hopefully.

“Pandora? Like that shitty movie Avatar?”